Investing For Your Retirement
I'm sure some of you have seen this already, but for those that have not ...
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock a couple years ago, it would now be worth $49.00
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $15.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock a couple years ago, it would now be worth $49.00
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $15.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
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