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TheHatchet 06-29-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
I knew it! :Oh crap
He's Bi!
Thanks for sharing those lovely pics!

I would watch out Eric, Ramos got a little tooo excited seeing those pics.

Eric 06-29-2005 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
Ambush Interview

18. Why do you like to be paid for preformance and not time?

I don't know what preformance is, but I like to look at being paid based on performance as the same as being paid for my time.

If you look at it this way. Being paid based on performance is me spending my time to do the things that will increase the amount of money I make therefore increase the amount of money a company makes. So I am being paid for my time, but based on a performance structure.

I will never not be paid on a performance structure again.

When I was working years ago at UPS I was in a trailer on a night not long after the Northridge Earthquake. Well one of the main hubs for UPS colapsed in LA. So they had to re route all the packages to our hub. That meant tons more work for us.

So I am in this trailer and the guy working with me is dogging big time. Total Slacker! So I ask him to speed up so we can keep up with the work flow. Well he was an old timer and looked at me and said, "Why? No matter how fast I work they are still going to pay me the same amount."

I went out and got my first sales job shortly thereafter. There was no way I was going to be in a situation where I worked harder and yet was paid the same as someone sitting on their ass doing nothing.

C-Bass 06-29-2005 01:28 PM

I have to say that from Day 1 that i met him, Eric has been a great guy - Never have i seen him without a smile on his face.

I'd have to say that he's the cat's meow :)

jscott 06-29-2005 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
JFK does

haha, i cant wait to see them :1orglaugh

great questions, interesting & funny :thumbsup

Eric 06-29-2005 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
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19. Why did you almost get married but run at the last moment?

HAHA... I knew this one would come out.

The short answer is that even though we thought we were both ready. Neither of us were. We were both still in school. We were both heading down far different paths. I had recently found the adult internet and was trying to figure out how to get started and she was very religious. I know a bit of cold feet help in the decision too.

It was crazy though cause after I called it off. Her dad came to my house and threatened to kill me. Her parents took me to small claims court to get some of the money back that they spent on the wedding. The next year was nuts. Yet a great learning experience.

One of the best decisions I have ever made as hard as it was at the time. Looking back I just remember throwing out the thought "Oh man what are all these people going to think of me!?" I had to put that out of my head cause there was no way I was going to get guilted into getting married when I knew it was not right.

She married a couple years later from what I heard. No clue how she is doing now.

Eric 06-29-2005 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Spotter_03
I have to say that from Day 1 that i met him, Eric has been a great guy - Never have i seen him without a smile on his face.

I'd have to say that he's the cat's meow :)

Damn NINJA'S!

Trax 06-29-2005 01:34 PM

awesome pics :1orglaugh
nice read

Penthouse Tony 06-29-2005 01:47 PM

Great read so far. Eric is a great guy and Ramos says he's a good kisser too.

BigBen 06-29-2005 02:14 PM

I had the chance to hang out with Eric a few times and he's definately easy to get along with and a great guy.

Nice interview!

2HousePlague 06-29-2005 02:52 PM

! -- ERIC DANCES w BOYZ -- !


2HP

Eric 06-29-2005 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
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20. How much do you know about mortages?

I know enough to get me by. Man I really hate signing all the paperwork that goes a long with them though. Talk about a pain in the ass. But on the brighter side signing that paperwork has been very good to me over the past few years.

Eric 06-29-2005 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
! -- ERIC DANCES w BOYZ -- !


2HP

Jack.. You look like Cool Hand Luke in that picture.

Eric 06-29-2005 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
Ambush Interview

21. Have you ever fucked anyone you work with?

Anyone ever working for this company... No
In this industry... Yes
At other jobs I have had...Yes

You left that one too open my friend.

Eric 06-29-2005 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
Ambush Interview

22. Have you ever been drunk or high at a webmaster event?

Yes... See the picture above with Jman.

Never been HIGH in my life. One thing I am actually proud of is the fact that I have never done any drugs in my life ever. Asprin doesn't count.

Varius 06-29-2005 03:01 PM

I've got one :upsidedow

Q: What is the ratio of shows you've gotten in "trouble" with your GF which I've attended vs. those I've not attended :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Eric 06-29-2005 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
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23. How much do you pay Sunny Leone to pretend to be your girlfriend at shows?

She is only gay for pay. i.e. Vivid Contract

She puts up with my shit daily for free! Bet that really has you wondering what I have on her eh?

Actually she is amazing! I could go on for hours about her. But this is MY INTERVIEW DAMMIT!

Eric 06-29-2005 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius
I've got one :upsidedow

Q: What is the ratio of shows you've gotten in "trouble" with your GF which I've attended vs. those I've not attended :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Zero.. If you call that trouble man I need to add a TON more shit to the list of trouble I have gotten into over the years!

pradaboy 06-29-2005 03:05 PM

:1orglaugh priceless pics. Great interview Eric... and way to go with answering the questions so quickly!

Eric 06-29-2005 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pradaboy
:1orglaugh priceless pics. Great interview Eric... and way to go with answering the questions so quickly!

Thanks man. Trying to give everyone just a little glimpse. :thumbsup

Varius 06-29-2005 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Zero.. If you call that trouble man I need to add a TON more shit to the list of trouble I have gotten into over the years!

I know, that's why I put it in quotations :upsidedow

Eric 06-29-2005 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
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24. How many houses do you own? plans/thoughts therein

Right now I own three homes and one lot of land. I live in one and rent the other two out and then am sitting on the lot for a few more years and then I am going to build on that and move there.

I am also looking at buying two more properties this year. More rentals. With the way the market is and still going, I don't see the bubble bursting like a lot of people do, even if I am a little upside down on the rentals the equity over time will pay off the difference and then some.

Reason I don't see CA's bubble bursting is that there are too many investers right now. Everyone is still scared shitless of the stock market so their money is going into more homes. There are tons of people that I forsee getting themselves into some huge trouble being over extended and losing their homes to repo. But there are tons of investers just waiting to gobble those up too.

If you live in CA right now. Buy something, anything, do whatever you can to get a piece of property.

My advice for the day.

I have other investments also that I place cash into and let that grow which are much more basic and simple. Have to diversify you know!

axelcat 06-29-2005 03:13 PM

up to #46 wow

Eric 06-29-2005 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
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25. Who are your favorite people at your office? Least favorite.

My favorite people in the office are the ones that work hard and do everything they can to make sure everyone around them's job is as easy as can be. They are the ones that help make sure that everything gets taken care of.

Also the people who show ambition to take the position they have been given and use it not only to do a good job for this company, but also take and use the knowledge gained to get themselves further outside of just working here. Ambition is always a great trait.

Any job I have been at slackers and people who do things half assed have always gotten on my nerves.

Peaches 06-29-2005 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pradaboy
:1orglaugh priceless pics. Great interview Eric... and way to go with answering the questions so quickly!

Other interviewees could take notice of this

*cough* Brad Mitchell *cough*

:winkwink:

BradShaw 06-29-2005 03:18 PM

#68 Who is better in bed, Greg or Poppy?

Eric 06-29-2005 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
Ambush Interview

26. Who do you look up to in this industry? Down on?

There are quite a few people that I look up to and see the way they do things in their business and admire those things out of them.

The one person that comes to mind that I have had long conversations with and admire and is at the top of the list is Tony Morgan.

Surprised I didn't say Lensman?

Well Tony and I have had several long conversations and tons of short ones. He runs a class act and is a top notch business man. I watch how he handles his company and I see a man who truly wants to see all of his employees prosper, not only in business but in life. His generosity is second to none. But I think that to me is secondary to the way he conducts himself personally and professionally, his knowledge, and his business demeanor when it comes to supporting the industry.

The only people I look down on are the ones who give the business a bad name. They know who they are.

Eric 06-29-2005 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw
#68 Who is better in bed, Greg or Poppy?

Who says I separate them?

Peaches 06-29-2005 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
He runs a class act and is a top notch business man. I watch how he handles his company and I see a man who truly wants to see all of his employees prosper, not only in business but in life. His generosity is second to none. But I think that to me is secondary to the way he conducts himself personally and professionally, his knowledge, and his business demeanor when it comes to supporting the industry.

Very, very true and well said!

O MARINA 06-29-2005 03:26 PM

Great interview Sleazy!


Santa- everyone @ sexsearch sends their love.

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Eric 06-29-2005 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
Ambush Interview

27. Would you goto GFY if you weren't paid to go there? discuss

HELL YEAH!

I have a whole folder dedicated to bookmarked threads that have come from the board that have tons of useful information that I have used not only here, but for my own personal business to help me get further in business. On top of that the pure entertainment that GFY can provide at times is endless. I wouldn't mind being able to have a day where I could look at GFY from the outside and see the board from someone's point of view that doesn't have to have the best interest of the board in mind. Being on this side of that line has helped me keep my mouth shut at times when I have wanted to rip people apart though. Probably the better side of valor.

Eric 06-29-2005 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA
Great interview Sleazy!


Santa- everyone @ sexsearch sends their love.

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Thanks baby! You guys are awesome. Can't wait to see you all again in FL

Tala 06-29-2005 03:30 PM

Awesome thus far. :)

Although the pics of you and JMan are kinda...deliciously disturbing.

Missy 06-29-2005 03:33 PM

ooh ooh I have one... What's it like living in a house painted "cameltoe"? Does it make you horny?

baddog 06-29-2005 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
So yes I plan to remain a college drop out forever. My degree will never do anything for me.

http://fubarwebmasters.com/current/s...tel/z15585.jpg

Eric 06-29-2005 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
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28. What's the worst part about your job. second worst, third worst.

Lensman, Lensman, Lensman


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh man I have been waiting to say that!

I don't think there is any worse parts. I think there are parts and days that are harder than others, but nothing that is so bad I would call it THE WORST.

With that said.

The absolute hardest part of my job is that it is like a leash. I am tied to it no matter the time of day. Many people go on vacation and their work stops. As everyone that is serious in this industry knows that if you go on Vacation you either take your laptop with you so you can work while on vacation, or you leave it behind and come back to a shit storm pile of work to take care of, so that would have to be the Hardest.

The second hardest would be when the drama shit hits the fan and keeping up with the deleting of thread content that violates the rules on top of everyone ICQing to tell you about more places the same stuff is posted. Then add that to normal daily duties can be pretty tough.

Lastly I would have to say the constant reinvention of ones business. Staying ahead of the game is important. Standing still in this industry is not an option. You constantly have to be moving forward and moving toward finding the next best thing or the next thing that is going to blow away the surfers to get them to join. That is where that office toilet time comes in. Nothing like sitting on the throne and getting in the thinking mans position to generate some great ideas!

Eric 06-29-2005 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Missy
ooh ooh I have one... What's it like living in a house painted "cameltoe"? Does it make you horny?

Only for Toolguy!

Finally finsihed painting last night. Damn what a job that was!

Xenophage 06-29-2005 03:42 PM

ohh god damn this is gonna be a huge one

Eric 06-29-2005 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
Ambush Interview

29. How did you get started in adult?

I actually found Persian Kitty about a year before I got started. And I saw what was being done. But at the time I didn't complete understand the programming and all that and I was dealing with the wedding issue above and a bunch of other crap. About 8 months later I was on ICQ when I was spammed with a page showing a little girl that had cancer and asking to click a link and that for every click 20 cents would go to help the little girl. Also right below that was a text link that said Webmasters make money for your traffic. So I clicked that one instead. Well Cyberthrill casino was my first sponsor and my first scamming sponsor. Right out of the gate.

This got my feet wet though and I went out and found Porncity free hosting and started reading everything I could find about TGP gallery submitting, Link Lists, SEO, and any thing I could find on getting traffic. Then started asking tons of questions of what was a small community of webmasters back them on Porn City's message board. Everyone was awesome and very helpful. I got up and running and then started teach other people to do the same thing.

I actually got to know Lensman because I join his program and was caught as a cheater and he held back a nice chunk of money from me for cheating. I talked to him on ICQ and worked it out that I would get to keep sending AP traffic but I wouldn't get any back pay. We kept in touch here and there over the years till I came to work for him about two and a half years later.

Eric 06-29-2005 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
ohh god damn this is gonna be a huge one

That's whats she said!

Eric 06-29-2005 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
Ambush Interview

30. What's the most hillerious thing you've ever done to yourself and to another.

I find the Jman thing quite funny obviously. It was hilarious at the time and we still laugh about it today.

I have several Tea Bag, Impossible Situp or Face Mask incidents over the years that rank pretty high for stupid humor.

For the most part I love to see people laugh so I will say or do just about anything to entertain or make people laugh. (No Sleazy as funny as it sounds I will not sleep with you) So I think this one ranks in the whole "Too many to count category."


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