My date last night went from Hot Guy to Circus Freak in seconds flat! - GoFuckYourself.com

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:17 AM

Ok I had a date last night.
Met the guy a couple weeks ago at a party and we met for drinks last night.

We were really hitting it off and I was super attracted to him. he invites me back to his place and I jumped at the offer.

We arrive at his home and start kissing and all of a sudden he pulls away before I could even touch him.
Now here is where the date takes a turn for the worse.

Date: Wait, there is something you have to know about me ( oh shit)
Me: Ok shoot
Date: I have one boob
Me: oh! you mean you only have one nipple?
Date: no I have a boob I was born with it and it grew into a boob. Is that a problem.
Me: Can I see it.?

Oh shit when he lifted his shirt it was a real boob...maybe a little smaller than a B cup..it had the areiola but there was hair growing out of the nipple. So now I can say I was with a guy with a real manboob!!!!! I like to rub guys nipples but that was just weird I can not get it out of my head.

FilthyRob · 06-28-2005, 07:19 AM

OMG, what a shocker huh?

sickkittens · 06-28-2005, 07:19 AM

So did you get all freaky w/ the man boob after that or did you leave?

DutchTeenCash · 06-28-2005, 07:20 AM

yeah tell us what happened

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by FilthyRob

OMG, what a shocker huh?

i could of never expected that to come out of his mouth

Peaches · 06-28-2005, 07:20 AM

Oh lord, lol!

MacDaddyPlaya · 06-28-2005, 07:20 AM

So, did you fuck him and suck on his titty?

sickkittens · 06-28-2005, 07:20 AM

And where are the pics? I demand pics!

Peaches · 06-28-2005, 07:21 AM

Was it not visible through his shirt or has he learned "how to dress" so you can't see it?

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

So did you get all freaky w/ the man boob after that or did you leave?

Oh I wanted to run but i did not...I got freaky with him...but everytime I went to touch his chest and grabbed the man boob I just wanted to start to crack up laughing but held it in.

I was just glad my boobs were much nicer than his man boob

TDF · 06-28-2005, 07:22 AM

my a cup itches...

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Was it not visible through his shirt or has he learned "how to dress" so you can't see it?

bastard hides it real good..and he is quite muscular and good looking so i just never noticed...now that I know i can tell though

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MacDaddyPlaya

So, did you fuck him and suck on his titty?

hehe ok at one point I told him i sometimes wonder what it would be like to be with a girl and sucked it for a second but it was way to weird

Adultnet · 06-28-2005, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

i could of never expected that to come out of his mouth

this is way too funny

DutchTeenCash · 06-28-2005, 07:25 AM

glad you had fun

damn imagine having to tell that to every girl you meet...

taibo · 06-28-2005, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mindoza

Ok I had a date last night.
Met the guy a couple weeks ago at a party and we met for drinks last night.

We were really hitting it off and I was super attracted to him. he invites me back to his place and I jumped at the offer.

We arrive at his home and start kissing and all of a sudden he pulls away before I could even touch him.
Now here is where the date takes a turn for the worse.

Date: Wait, there is something you have to know about me ( oh shit)
Me: Ok shoot
Date: I have one boob
Me: oh! you mean you only have one nipple?
Date: no I have a boob I was born with it and it grew into a boob. Is that a problem.
Me: Can I see it.?

Oh shit when he lifted his shirt it was a real boob...maybe a little smaller than a B cup..it had the areiola but there was hair growing out of the nipple. So now I can say I was with a guy with a real manboob!!!!! I like to rub guys nipples but that was just weird I can not get it out of my head.

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

And where are the pics? I demand pics!

My sister told me I need to see him again so I can get a pic...Im not sure I can do it!

MindyBlingBucks · 06-28-2005, 07:26 AM

Hahaha, what a crazy experience!!

Are you gonna see him again?

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

glad you had fun

damn imagine having to tell that to every girl you meet...

he says he usually tells a girl before they even go out but he said he thought I was so easy going it just slipped his mind.

No way did it slip his mind!!

GweedZilla · 06-28-2005, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

My sister told me I need to see him again so I can get a pic...Im not sure I can do it!

You do that and this/that thread will go on for years

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MindyBlingBucks

Hahaha, what a crazy experience!!

Are you gonna see him again?

I think I am going to call it an experince and move on!!!

tony286 · 06-28-2005, 07:29 AM

he was dumb chances are if he said nothing , once in the throws of passion I dont think it would of mattered and once he said it became the focus of attention. He should get it taken care of , he might of been a steriod user.

sickkittens · 06-28-2005, 07:30 AM

If it's bothered him for so long, why doesn't he have surgery?

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

he was dumb chances are if he said nothing , once in the throws of passion I dont think it would of mattered and once he said it became the focus of attention. He should get it taken care of , he might of been a steriod user.

he said he was born with it and is too dangerous to remove...I think he likes it..When I licked it he moaned..oh shit i think im going to be sick just thinking about it

ronaldo · 06-28-2005, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

Oh shit when he lifted his shirt it was a real boob...maybe a little smaller than a B cup..it had the areiola but there was hair growing out of the nipple.

hehe ok at one point I told him i sometimes wonder what it would be like to be with a girl and sucked it for a second but it was way to weird

I can't help but think of Stewie sucking on Peter's nipple in Family Guy and spitting out a hair.

It's even gross in a cartoon.

Now, whenever I see that show, I'm gonna think about this thread.

Thanks for the visual.

DutchTeenCash · 06-28-2005, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

he said he was born with it and is too dangerous to remove...I think he likes it..When I licked it he moaned..oh shit i think im going to be sick just thinking about it

I think you just invented a new niche

pussyluver · 06-28-2005, 07:37 AM

So you like the guy and he turns you on except for this one problem. Your loss to walk away maybe. Surgery will correct the issue. Talk to him about it. I'm sure he's thought of it.

Maybe he's a she-male wanna-be - The hormones only worked on one tit.

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

I think you just invented a new niche

I wonder how many guys out there have that birth defect?

sickkittens · 06-28-2005, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

Umm you licked a hairy titty? That's kind of gross.

So guys can't have their nipples licked?

tony286 · 06-28-2005, 07:38 AM

boy I was thinking, you jump into bed pretty quick my kind of woman

angel_x3ws · 06-28-2005, 07:39 AM

whooaaa. some date... so is he some kind of gay or bisexual..coz there's no way men would be born with a chest that suddenly grows into a boob.. unless they take hormones.. oh well. at least you have one unforgettable date...lol

DutchTeenCash · 06-28-2005, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

I wonder how many guys out there have that birth defect?

No clue at all. Its a gender error right at the beginning or maybe he has a high level of Oestrogen (how you call that in English) some guys have that, but normally its not that remarkable, no facial hair or high pitch voice etc, I went to school with a guy who never ended up with a lower voice, shit happens

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

So you like the guy and he turns you on except for this one problem. Your loss to walk away maybe. Surgery will correct the issue. Talk to him about it. I'm sure he's thought of it.

Maybe he's a she-male wanna-be - The hormones only worked on one tit.

Lot of guys turn me on!!! He did say most women run as soon as he tells them. He says he cant have it removed..Im just not sure I can get over the man boob call me crazy..I was not looking to fall in love with him..There r plenty of casual sex partners out there that dont have boobs

DutchTeenCash · 06-28-2005, 07:42 AM

damn theres even a name for it : gynecomastia

http://www.google.nl/search?q=gyneco...en-US:official

PersianKitty · 06-28-2005, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

I can't help but think of Stewie sucking on Peter's nipple in Family Guy and spitting out a hair.

It's even gross in a cartoon.

Now, whenever I see that show, I'm gonna think about this thread.

Thanks for the visual.

LoL... I just saw that one last week. My son was watching it in my office while on the laptop and goes... "Mom.. watch". Blecccckk.

Mindoza,
At least you have the satisfaction of knowing your two were bigger than his one. Imagine how a girl with boobs smaller than his must feel.

CDSmith · 06-28-2005, 07:44 AM

Let me see if I have all this right....

You liked the guy
You were attracted to him lots
You saw the titty
You thought it was weird
yet You still fucked him
You even licked said titty
You now think of him in terms of him being a circus freak
You won't be calling him again because of said freakishness

I feel an irresistable urge to write a book about you. :D

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

Umm I think there is a big difference here between licking a normal guys nipple and licking a hairy titty.

Did you cup it?

I never was with another girl but yeah no girl has hairy nipples like his.

Yes i did cup it...it was like a train wreck I just could not stop looking at it and touching it, but everytime i did i just wanted to giggle!

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Let me see if I have all this right....

You liked the guy
You were attracted to him lots
You saw the titty
You thought it was weird
yet You still fucked him
You even licked said titty
You now think of him in terms of him being a circus freak
You won't be calling him again because of said freakishness

I feel an irresistable urge to write a book about you. :D

Ive never had this experience before but I bet most girls would have ran! I just figured what the fuck im here hes hot maybe ill like the titty hehe...The titty did not do anything for me and Im just not sure i can overlook it.

Im an open book so let me know if you want to start writing!!!

tony286 · 06-28-2005, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

Ive never had this experience before but I bet most girls would have ran! I just figured what the fuck im here hes hot maybe ill like the titty hehe...The titty did not do anything for me and Im just not sure i can overlook it.

Im an open book so let me know if you want to start writing!!!

actually if he is a good guy ,most would over look it. You sound very young are you?

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

damn theres even a name for it : gynecomastia

http://www.google.nl/search?q=gyneco...en-US:official

oh my g-d!!! There is even a forum with 100+ members. I think Ill send him the link lol

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

actually if he is a good guy ,most would over look it. You sound very young are you?

Im 36....and I do not think most girls/women would over look that. Also I was not looking for Love!!

tungsten · 06-28-2005, 07:56 AM

funny shit

DutchTeenCash · 06-28-2005, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

oh my g-d!!! There is even a forum with 100+ members. I think Ill send him the link lol

yeah learning new stuff every day here lol... uh what sign are you btw?

tony286 · 06-28-2005, 07:58 AM

gynecomastia can be operated on up north Dr Bruce Nadler is the man for that all the body builders see him for it.

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

yeah learning new stuff every day here lol... uh what sign are you btw?

What sign? -- Aries

tony286 · 06-28-2005, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

Im 36....and I do not think most girls/women would over look that. Also I was not looking for Love!!

36 not looking for love? What are you waiting for the clock is ticking or are you one of those older bitter man hater looking for the perfect guy who doesnt exist lol

woj · 06-28-2005, 08:01 AM

50....,......

DutchTeenCash · 06-28-2005, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

What sign? -- Aries

ah ok uh Ram always have to lookup what that is in Dutch... ok cool, I was just wondering

DutchTeenCash · 06-28-2005, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

36 not looking for love? What are you waiting for the clock is ticking or are you one of those older bitter man hater looking for the perfect guy who doesnt exist lol

nice remark

mindoza · 06-28-2005, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

36 not looking for love? What are you waiting for the clock is ticking or are you one of those older bitter man hater looking for the perfect guy who doesnt exist lol

No I love men! All of them for the most part!!!...Im the problem not them...Im just not good at the relationship thing I enjoy the casual thing..Sorry to disappoint you Im not a man hating bitch!!!

06-28-2005, 07:17 AM	#1
mindoza Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,625	My date last night went from Hot Guy to Circus Freak in seconds flat! Ok I had a date last night. Met the guy a couple weeks ago at a party and we met for drinks last night. We were really hitting it off and I was super attracted to him. he invites me back to his place and I jumped at the offer. We arrive at his home and start kissing and all of a sudden he pulls away before I could even touch him. Now here is where the date takes a turn for the worse. Date: Wait, there is something you have to know about me ( oh shit) Me: Ok shoot Date: I have one boob Me: oh! you mean you only have one nipple? Date: no I have a boob I was born with it and it grew into a boob. Is that a problem. Me: Can I see it.? Oh shit when he lifted his shirt it was a real boob...maybe a little smaller than a B cup..it had the areiola but there was hair growing out of the nipple. So now I can say I was with a guy with a real manboob!!!!! I like to rub guys nipples but that was just weird I can not get it out of my head. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	he was dumb chances are if he said nothing , once in the throws of passion I dont think it would of mattered and once he said it became the focus of attention. He should get it taken care of , he might of been a steriod user.

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06-28-2005, 07:38 AM	#30
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	boy I was thinking, you jump into bed pretty quick my kind of woman

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