Yo!!! Watchin' Midgets Sell Real Estate On TV!!! It fucked me up!

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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014
    #1

    Yo!!! Watchin' Midgets Sell Real Estate On TV!!! It fucked me up!

    Yo! now my shit is alllllll fucked up. I was totally cool tonight until I turned on the tv and it's like 2am here and there are two midgets selling real estate/get rich stuff on an informercial...

    If I had been stoned. If I had been wasted, I would not be able to type on this board. This shit just freaked me out cause I had just watched 'Wizard of Oz' earlier and was laughin' at the house falling on the witch and the munchkins and then I turned on the tv and saw this shit.

    Every see a commercial that fucked you up?
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    • Gungadin
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 444
      #2
      Two things that make everything funnier... midgets and slow motion
      The GFY popularity contest scoreboard

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18648
          #3
          i've seen that commercial many times.... those twin midgets are fucking RICH as hell

          seen them on a lot of talk shows also, hehe
          I like turtles.

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            • Greg B
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2001
              • 7014
              #4
              Originally posted by Gungadin
              Two things that make everything funnier... midgets and slow motion

              ROFLMAO!!!!!!

              That's too fucking funny!!!!!!!!

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                • Greg B
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7014
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  i've seen that commercial many times.... those twin midgets are fucking RICH as hell

                  seen them on a lot of talk shows also, hehe
                  Okay, NOW I remember them. Didn't they sell like juicers or like magic vacuum cleaners or something?


                  If they're rich, good power to them. I thought I was hallucinating at first.

                  These real estate informecials where people have no money, no credit, no down payment and make $100k in a month really crack me up.

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                    • smack
                      Push Porn Like Weight.
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 10652
                      #6
                      i watched a midget with a mullet run to catch a bus one time. first thing in the morning, i was really stoned.

                      broke a funny fuse in my head for about a week.
                      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18648
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Greg B
                          Okay, NOW I remember them. Didn't they sell like juicers or like magic vacuum cleaners or something?


                          If they're rich, good power to them. I thought I was hallucinating at first.

                          These real estate informecials where people have no money, no credit, no down payment and make $100k in a month really crack me up.
                          hey greg, hit me up and i'll show you how to make millions of dollars a month selling ads in a newspaper from your small apartment!
                          I like turtles.

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                            • bringer
                              i have man boobies
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 13082
                              #8
                              reminds me of this movie everytime
                              333-765-551

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                                • bringer
                                  i have man boobies
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 13082
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                  hey greg, hit me up and i'll show you how to make millions of dollars a month selling ads in a newspaper from your small apartment!
                                  your name wouldnt be don would it?
                                  http://www.quackwatch.org/11Ind/lapre.html
                                  333-765-551

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                                    • Yngwie
                                      I am an Alien from space
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 11118
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                      hey greg, hit me up and i'll show you how to make millions of dollars a month selling ads in a newspaper from your small apartment!
                                      omg! it's Don Lapre! lol
                                      ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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                                        • Greg B
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 7014
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by smack
                                          i watched a midget with a mullet run to catch a bus one time. first thing in the morning, i was really stoned.

                                          broke a funny fuse in my head for about a week.
                                          Yo, that shit is funny!!!

                                          I once saw a lady was mad at her baby and sat the kid down real quick on the couch and the baby had a full diaper and wet shit flew out of both leg holes of the diaper and hit her and the couch.

                                          We screamed so loud with laughter that people in the street outside rushed in to see what happened. You had to shovel people outside as bodies of laughing people kept piling up.

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                                            • Greg B
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7014
                                              #12
                                              I can't go to sleep at night as long as this commercial is running... It's scaring me.

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