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Old 06-28-2005, 05:14 PM   #51
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Here's an email I received today that I felt should be shared with everyone.

What I want to know is does this work with most women?

Here it is:
Allie-

Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad
question to ask you. If I were coming through Colorado
sometime(that is where you live isn't it?) What do you
think my chances of getting a BJ from you are? Sorry
if this is a bad question.

Rich


What a smooth talker! Geez, he could have at least offered to take me out for a drink first!

wow.. I hadn't thought of that..
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Old 06-28-2005, 05:22 PM   #52
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I think this is the funniest thread I have ever read on GFY

Filing this under worst pickup line category

Allie, I wonder how long he spent before hitting that send button
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Old 06-28-2005, 05:29 PM   #53
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hey, no guts, no glory I guess.....
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Old 06-28-2005, 06:47 PM   #54
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Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie
Here's an email I received today that I felt should be shared with everyone.

What I want to know is does this work with most women?

Here it is:
Allie-

Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad
question to ask you. If I were coming through Colorado
sometime(that is where you live isn't it?) What do you
think my chances of getting a BJ from you are? Sorry
if this is a bad question.

Rich


What a smooth talker! Geez, he could have at least offered to take me out for a drink first!

Guess he was smoking 2 much crack that night lol
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Old 06-28-2005, 06:55 PM   #55
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Here's an email I received today that I felt should be shared with everyone.

What I want to know is does this work with most women?

Here it is:
Allie-

Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad
question to ask you. If I were coming through Colorado
sometime(that is where you live isn't it?) What do you
think my chances of getting a BJ from you are? Sorry
if this is a bad question.

Rich


What a smooth talker! Geez, he could have at least offered to take me out for a drink first!
Sounds pretty sincere to me....
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Old 06-28-2005, 07:51 PM   #56
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Tell him that. Make him laugh, and you can keep the customer.
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Old 06-28-2005, 07:57 PM   #57
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Can't really blame him to not see clear ahead and go straight to the point Allie.....You are such a HOTTIE!!!
Awwww thanks Dominic! Okay, now the email doesn't seem so bad.
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Old 06-28-2005, 08:37 PM   #58
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so... what are the chances... 50/50.... slim to none.... 1 in a million
I'VE GOT A CHANCE...

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Old 06-28-2005, 08:43 PM   #59
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I gotta remember that one..I bet he gets all the ladies
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Old 06-28-2005, 08:48 PM   #60
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At least he wasn't too blunt.
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Old 06-28-2005, 09:40 PM   #61
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You fuck on cam for money and you wonder why someone would write an email like that? Too funny.
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Old 06-28-2005, 09:42 PM   #62
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Put a few of these girls together and they could make a pretty funny site just on the e-mails they receive.
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Old 06-28-2005, 09:59 PM   #63
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Old 06-28-2005, 10:52 PM   #64
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most of the emails from our members read like this

"I want make sex with girl how du I do have sexy time with girl"
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:01 PM   #65
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Oh, to have a nickel for every email I get like that... or the ever so popular... "can I shoot with you?"

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Old 06-28-2005, 11:20 PM   #66
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his email was too long, should of been, "hey i'm coming over for a bj"
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:24 PM   #67
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he's a "smooooth pimp of love..."


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