An Email From A "Smooth Talking" Member - GoFuckYourself.com

NaughtyAllie · 06-28-2005, 01:31 PM

Here's an email I received today that I felt should be shared with everyone.

What I want to know is does this work with most women?

Here it is:
Allie-

Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad
question to ask you. If I were coming through Colorado
sometime(that is where you live isn't it?) What do you
think my chances of getting a BJ from you are? Sorry
if this is a bad question.

Rich

What a smooth talker!

Geez, he could have at least offered to take me out for a drink first!

Halcyon · 06-28-2005, 01:32 PM

Wow! charming! Tell him to cruise through San DIego and hook me up!

fuzzypeach · 06-28-2005, 01:33 PM

FilthyRob · 06-28-2005, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

Here's an email I received today that I felt should be shared with everyone.

What I want to know is does this work with most women?

Here it is:
Allie-

Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad
question to ask you. If I were coming through Colorado
sometime(that is where you live isn't it?) What do you
think my chances of getting a BJ from you are? Sorry
if this is a bad question.

Rich

What a smooth talker!

Geez, he could have at least offered to take me out for a drink first!

Damn that's really forward of that guy.

StuartD · 06-28-2005, 01:34 PM

Wonder if that's the same "Rich" that posts on GFY

WiredGuy · 06-28-2005, 01:35 PM

LOL, at least he's cutting right to the chase

WG

Stewie · 06-28-2005, 01:35 PM

All you had to say was "no"... you didn't have to post my email here.

Quickdraw · 06-28-2005, 01:36 PM

This guy is smooth too

At least your guy could do some formatting

Hi Alyssa will you come to Fountion city again i want to bang your tight pussy and suck on your big tits

do you like big cocks in you pussy ??? im your man if you do im very good at eating pussy to i would finger your g spot while i lick it

ill do any thing to please yea write me back ok bye for now PS your so hot

Sly · 06-28-2005, 01:36 PM

So are you going to answer my email or not?

Bansheelinks · 06-28-2005, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Wonder if that's the same "Rich" that posts on GFY

Manowar · 06-28-2005, 01:37 PM

Dalai lama · 06-28-2005, 01:38 PM

What was your answer ;)

BobG · 06-28-2005, 01:40 PM

Jesus! The nerve of some people... what a scumbag. Are you gonna do it?

WiredGuy · 06-28-2005, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

All you had to say was "no"... you didn't have to post my email here.

Let Vanilla know I sent her an email

lol
WG

Doctor Dre · 06-28-2005, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quickdraw

This guy is smooth too

At least your guy could do some formatting

Hi Alyssa will you come to Fountion city again i want to bang your tight pussy and suck on your big tits

do you like big cocks in you pussy ??? im your man if you do im very good at eating pussy to i would finger your g spot while i lick it

ill do any thing to please yea write me back ok bye for now PS your so hot

Just my personal experience but I found that girls like getting either their clit licked OR their G-spot played with ... not both at the same time

sicone · 06-28-2005, 01:41 PM

so... what are the chances... 50/50.... slim to none.... 1 in a million

Relish XXX · 06-28-2005, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

so... what are the chances... 50/50.... slim to none.... 1 in a million

That is what I am thinking. If it is 50/50 I am going to drop the same email.

Jayde · 06-28-2005, 01:44 PM

Hi Allie

I get a lot of "smooth" emails such as those. They usually end up in the deleted folder without any reply.

Jayde
http://www.hotindianbabe.com

pornkitten · 06-28-2005, 01:44 PM

I saw you in a magazine a few months ago and you looked great! Guys can be such jerks! I was talking to a guy I really liked and I said well I just wanna visit you as friends first and he told me what were not going to have sex and then he said what do you think Ive been wasting all this time talking to u for! Im never talking to him again!

NaughtyAllie · 06-28-2005, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Wow! charming! Tell him to cruise through San DIego and hook me up!

Can you shoot me your address so I can send it to him.

tASSy · 06-28-2005, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

Can you shoot me your address so I can send it to him.

any day either NaughtyAllie or Halcyon wants a blowjob at my house, i think i've got someone to do the job...

pradaboy · 06-28-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

All you had to say was "no"... you didn't have to post my email here.

NaughtyAllie · 06-28-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

Jesus! The nerve of some people... what a scumbag. Are you gonna do it?

I know! Of course I said no but I also asked him if this approach works with most women. Now he emails me everyday telling me how sorry he was for sending that email. I really can't believe he expected a positive reply.

chase · 06-28-2005, 02:00 PM

LOL, I hate that shit I get ones that consist of nothing more than "I'd like to slide my fat cock up in the big ass."

Like I'm going to jump up and down and say, OK, here's my address!

chase · 06-28-2005, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

I know! Of course I said no but I also asked him if this approach works with most women. Now he emails me everyday telling me how sorry he was for sending that email. I really can't believe he expected a positive reply.

But it was successful in one respect-he *did* get the attention of a beautiful woman, even if it was for the wrong reasons, lol.

GammaCash_Dom · 06-28-2005, 02:06 PM

Can't really blame him to not see clear ahead and go straight to the point Allie.....You are such a HOTTIE!!!

SetTheWorldonFire · 06-28-2005, 02:08 PM

fris · 06-28-2005, 02:08 PM

BobG · 06-28-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

I know! Of course I said no but I also asked him if this approach works with most women. Now he emails me everyday telling me how sorry he was for sending that email. I really can't believe he expected a positive reply.

You should have told him..."Go tell 100 of your best buddies to sign up through THIS LINK for the next year and I'll probably do it"

Shoehorn! · 06-28-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quickdraw

This guy is smooth too

At least your guy could do some formatting

Hi Alyssa will you come to Fountion city again i want to bang your tight pussy and suck on your big tits

do you like big cocks in you pussy ??? im your man if you do im very good at eating pussy to i would finger your g spot while i lick it

ill do any thing to please yea write me back ok bye for now PS your so hot

Babagirls · 06-28-2005, 02:10 PM

pimp pimp lol

High Plains Drifter · 06-28-2005, 02:14 PM

wow, so that didn't melt your heart, huh?

Pornwolf · 06-28-2005, 02:22 PM

Ya gotta love a guy that cuts to the chase. LOL

Thurbs · 06-28-2005, 02:25 PM

well atleast he didn't waste ur time with details =p

Sheri Santiago · 06-28-2005, 02:27 PM

I'd post holly's requests but some of you might be eating lunch. ;)

Dalai lama · 06-28-2005, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hib96

Hi Allie

I get a lot of "smooth" emails such as those. They usually end up in the deleted folder without any reply.

Jayde
http://www.hotindianbabe.com

You just destroyed my dream

brand0n · 06-28-2005, 02:33 PM

Allie-

Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad
question to ask you. If I were coming through Colorado
sometime(that is where you live isn't it?) What do you
think my chances of getting a BJ from you are? Sorry
if this is a bad question.

and ill even buy you a drink, so long as you enjoy draft beer.

brand0n

CheeseFrog · 06-28-2005, 02:35 PM

Hey Allie,

If you're ever coming through Texas, uhm... can I buy you a drink first?

tranza · 06-28-2005, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheri Santiago

I'd post holly's requests but some of you might be eating lunch. ;)

wedouglas · 06-28-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BobG

Jesus! The nerve of some people... what a scumbag. Are you gonna do it?

Jayde · 06-28-2005, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama

You just destroyed my dream

I am Indian. You know what they say about BJ's with a Dalai Lama and spiritual enlightenment!

Jayde

andrej_NDC · 06-28-2005, 03:14 PM

He tried it...

tony286 · 06-28-2005, 03:20 PM

what do you expect he saw you on a adult website , its not like he met you at a church function lol

LexiLexxx · 06-28-2005, 03:25 PM

Rich-

No problem man, I do have to warn you...I tend to get lock-jaw once in a while!

Kisses

lmao

LexiLexxx · 06-28-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

what do you expect he saw you on a adult website , its not like he met you at a church function lol

And, you are Rich's brother?

LOL

Ycaza · 06-28-2005, 03:44 PM

Now that is fuckin smooth, so what'd you say.

SinisterStudios · 06-28-2005, 04:01 PM

Allie-

Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad
question to ask you. If you were coming through NJ
sometime(like anyone wants to visit NJ) What do you
think the chances of having you do a bukkakke party with me and 20 or so of our closest friends are? Sorry if this is a bad question.

VinSin

Geez the nerve of some guys, but ya gotta expect this shit in this business.

warlock5 · 06-28-2005, 04:04 PM

Stop posting my private e-mails on this board

Quickdraw · 06-28-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Just my personal experience but I found that girls like getting either their clit licked OR their G-spot played with ... not both at the same time

Could be, I don't remember

I think it depends on their level of stimulation at the time as well. Some women can't have their Gspot hit too strong until they have some warmup, goes the same for the clit I think. Most women respond much better to certain levels of foreplay.
When I say 'warmup' I am not just talking about licking her breasts for abit before one goes for the gold.
Or even a long steamy hot bath followed by as much full body massage as she can handle, from her scalp to her toes, feathers and mitts, light licking up and down each of her nether lips... I'm straying, forgive me.

But the rabbit style vibrator is pretty popular and it is certainly possible to hit both with that splendid tool.

BVF · 06-28-2005, 05:02 PM

The member who emailed me today was much smoother:

"I just became an member and am most pleased with the site and these
lovely sisters. Buffalo, Hamhock, are at the top of my list, but
Potbelly Belinda and Droopy Delondia also are some fine looking ladies.
Is there any way of contacting any of these ladies(any of them)? Do
they E-mail addresses? I'd love to hook-up with these 4 sisters in
paticular(especially Buffalo, what's her real name?) Buffalo is #1
in my book, she is so cute, love her shape/size. Thanks for such a
great site.
Cortez
P.S. You can also give these ladies my E-mail address, they can
contact me"

06-28-2005, 01:32 PM	#2
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NaughtyAllie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: CO Posts: 1,844	An Email From A "Smooth Talking" Member Here's an email I received today that I felt should be shared with everyone. What I want to know is does this work with most women? Here it is: Allie- Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad question to ask you. If I were coming through Colorado sometime(that is where you live isn't it?) What do you think my chances of getting a BJ from you are? Sorry if this is a bad question. Rich What a smooth talker! Geez, he could have at least offered to take me out for a drink first! __________________

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