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Trixie Racer

06-28-2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

Here's an email I received today that I felt should be shared with everyone.

What I want to know is does this work with most women?

Here it is:
Allie-

Hey, I was wondering, this may be a really bad
question to ask you. If I were coming through Colorado
sometime(that is where you live isn't it?) What do you
think my chances of getting a BJ from you are? Sorry
if this is a bad question.

Rich

What a smooth talker! :) Geez, he could have at least offered to take me out for a drink first! :winkwink:

wow.. I hadn't thought of that.. :helpme

leia	06-28-2005 05:22 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I think this is the funniest thread I have ever read on GFY :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Filing this under worst pickup line category :upsidedow

Allie, I wonder how long he spent before hitting that send button :playboy

Ycaza

06-28-2005 05:29 PM

hey, no guts, no glory I guess.....

NickB.

06-28-2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

Guess he was smoking 2 much crack that night lol

NTSS	06-28-2005 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie

Sounds pretty sincere to me.... :)

pornguy

06-28-2005 07:51 PM

Tell him that. Make him laugh, and you can keep the customer.

NaughtyAllie

06-28-2005 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincash_Dom

Can't really blame him to not see clear ahead and go straight to the point Allie.....You are such a HOTTIE!!! :pimp

Awwww thanks Dominic! Okay, now the email doesn't seem so bad. :winkwink:

DWB	06-28-2005 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

so... what are the chances... 50/50.... slim to none.... 1 in a million

I'VE GOT A CHANCE... :thumbsup

http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/pics/...ics/dumb02.jpg

Spunky

06-28-2005 08:43 PM

:1orglaugh I gotta remember that one..I bet he gets all the ladies

shermo

06-28-2005 08:48 PM

At least he wasn't too blunt.

FIX01

06-28-2005 09:40 PM

You fuck on cam for money and you wonder why someone would write an email like that? Too funny.

pocketkangaroo

06-28-2005 09:42 PM

Put a few of these girls together and they could make a pretty funny site just on the e-mails they receive.

BlueDesignStudios

06-28-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warlock5

Stop posting my private e-mails on this board :1orglaugh

hahaha LOL

xNetworx

06-28-2005 10:52 PM

most of the emails from our members read like this

"I want make sex with girl how du I do have sexy time with girl"

Anya	06-28-2005 11:01 PM

Oh, to have a nickel for every email I get like that... or the ever so popular... "can I shoot with you?"

:disgust

IPK	06-28-2005 11:20 PM

his email was too long, should of been, "hey i'm coming over for a bj"

lchaim

06-28-2005 11:24 PM

he's a "smooooth pimp of love..."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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