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chase · 06-27-2005, 11:56 PM

I just about had a fucking heart attack!

I took off my glasses and put them on the nightstand and laid down to go to bed, but I couldn't sleep, so I was just changing how I was lying trying to get comfortable. I settled on my tummy with my head facing the wall, and I thought I saw something sticking out of the side of the headboard, but, no glasses, so I wasn't sure, so I started to get up, when whatever it was started moving....

I really slowly started to reach for my glasses without taking my eyes off the the thing, but I just decided to push the head board back on the wall to squish it...

Got my glasses on, turned of the light, and pulled the headboard away from the wall to see what it was..

A fucking scorpion!

I have some shitty luck with those little fuckers. I put my foot in my sandal that I had left on the porch once and got stung. When I was pregnant with my youngest child we took our older kids to Daytona for Memorial weekend.....our last get-away before the new baby came. We were in the hotel room, watching tv, and I felt something crawling up my leg..sure as shit, was a damn scorpion. And now one was trying to get in bed with me.

Babagirls · 06-27-2005, 11:58 PM

oh shit!!!!!

good thing you smashed it though

take any pics?

lol (you know someone was gonna ask

)

Sparks · 06-27-2005, 11:58 PM

Jesus, that's scary. Luckily we don't have them here in Colorado

pr0 · 06-28-2005, 12:00 AM

don't suppose you have a life insurance policy on ya do you

i'd start seriously asking some scorpion questions to my husband/wife

SilverTab · 06-28-2005, 12:01 AM

huuuuu I'm so glad we dont have scorpions here....
and very few spiders..(I hate them too)...

nofx · 06-28-2005, 12:01 AM

you should have stuffed it into your cervix for pleasure

Mako · 06-28-2005, 12:01 AM

NO WAY. I would have lost it, a fucking scorpion...holy shit. In Orange County (Southern California) they're rare because we've developed so much of the area the past 30 years, if I saw one I doubt I'd even know wtf it was at first.

I go running at a simple Black Widow, let alone a goddamned scorpion...jesus...

S P A N N O W · 06-28-2005, 12:01 AM

Mako · 06-28-2005, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

That's it Spannow you bastard, I'm out of here!

chase · 06-28-2005, 12:03 AM

Hahahaha, I did actually take a pic..just too lazy to fuck with uploading it now, lol.

I do have life insurance, but my mom is the beneficiary, and the spouse is out of the picture now, so I don't think he planted it, lol. He can't be bothered to show up for visits, so I can't imagine him offing the woman who takes care of his kids so he doesn't have to, lolol.

taibo · 06-28-2005, 12:04 AM

thank god we only have roaches tryina invade here.

chase · 06-28-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

oh, christ, it wasn't anything like that, are you kidding me? I wouldn't be typing, I'd be shaking in the corner with a pistol and a baseball bat.

chase · 06-28-2005, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

you should have stuffed it into your cervix for pleasure

8 char

S P A N N O W · 06-28-2005, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

you should have stuffed it into your cervix for pleasure

I usually cringe when I see nofx posting in a thread thinking to myself "ok what the fuck is this dude gonna say now..." while switching off the safety on the ban-gun... HOWEVER, I actually LOL when I read this post!!!

chase · 06-28-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

I usually cringe when I see nofx posting in a thread thinking to myself "ok what the fuck is this dude gonna say now..." while switching off the safety on the ban-gun... HOWEVER, I actually LOL when I read this post!!!

Haha, only cuz you don't have a cervix!

I was impressed a guy spelled it right though, lol.

chase · 06-28-2005, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mako

NO WAY. I would have lost it, a fucking scorpion...holy shit. In Orange County (Southern California) they're rare because we've developed so much of the area the past 30 years, if I saw one I doubt I'd even know wtf it was at first.

I go running at a simple Black Widow, let alone a goddamned scorpion...jesus...

A "simple" black widow? lol, that just struck me funny, lol.
I found one of those under my front porch a few months ago. Jeez, maybe someone is trying to knock me off, lolol.

Dagwolf · 06-28-2005, 12:29 AM

I've been stung a few times. Those suckers hurt worse than hornets!

pornkitten · 06-28-2005, 12:31 AM

why dont u just get contacts

wdsguy · 06-28-2005, 12:32 AM

none here at my house (I hope)

chase · 06-28-2005, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornkitten

why dont u just get contacts

I have contacts, I just don't wear them unless I'm going to a club or something. My glasses look cute on me, lol. Anyway, I wouldn't get the kind you sleep in too, they gave me trouble when I tried them once. So contacts would have still left me blind when it happened, and it's easier to put on glasses than put in contacts.

pornguy · 06-28-2005, 12:38 AM

get and extetminator.
And the really scarry thing is, that just as I was reading this thread, my wife hears the baby make a sound. She looks over and down, and right next to the table that we are aitting at, and less than three feet from the babys pack and play, Where he is, there is a spider about 1 1/2 inch. FUCK!!! GOt to call the spray guys myself.

chase · 06-28-2005, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

get and extetminator.
And the really scarry thing is, that just as I was reading this thread, my wife hears the baby make a sound. She looks over and down, and right next to the table that we are aitting at, and less than three feet from the babys pack and play, Where he is, there is a spider about 1 1/2 inch. FUCK!!! GOt to call the spray guys myself.

That makes it ten times worse-when your kids are nearby..when the one was crawling up my leg, my then 2yo was lying curled up in front of me, and just now when it happened, she was in my bed, too.

pornkitten · 06-28-2005, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by chase

I have contacts,

I was just joking, Im sure u look adorable anyway. Id probably freak out if I saw a scorpion here!

Vitasoy · 06-28-2005, 12:59 AM

A scorpion? Holy crap man...

gangbangjoe · 06-28-2005, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

A scorpion? Holy crap man...

holy crap ... GIRL

chase · 06-28-2005, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pornkitten

I was just joking, Im sure u look adorable anyway. Id probably freak out if I saw a scorpion here!

Oh, lol, well thanks!

C-Bass · 06-28-2005, 08:44 AM

what does a scorpion sting do to you? i thought it was deadly or sumptin...

chase · 06-28-2005, 08:44 AM

Wow, someone actually remembered I'm a chick, lol! Thanks, gangbangjoe! *wink*
I gues the "when I was pregnant with my youngest child" wasn't a reminder enough for Vitasoy, lol! :-P

Furious_Male · 06-28-2005, 08:46 AM

Damn.. I am glad I dont have to deal with those in this region.

chase · 06-28-2005, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Spotter_03

what does a scorpion sting do to you? i thought it was deadly or sumptin...

These aren't deadly, they're too little. But they hurt, and if you're allergic to the venom, could put you in the hospital for a day or two. I wasn't allergic before, but I developed all kinds of weird allergies two years ago, (like latex), so I don't want to find out if this is one of them, lol.

Slick · 06-28-2005, 08:51 AM

I'm glad that we don't have anything like that where I live way up in Michigan.

FilthyRob · 06-28-2005, 08:55 AM

OMG that is scary!

LittleSassy · 06-28-2005, 08:59 AM

omg!!!...i heard they're pretty nasty...

tranza · 06-28-2005, 09:00 AM

That's fucked up...

06-27-2005, 11:56 PM	#1
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	So much for sleep (scary!) I just about had a fucking heart attack! I took off my glasses and put them on the nightstand and laid down to go to bed, but I couldn't sleep, so I was just changing how I was lying trying to get comfortable. I settled on my tummy with my head facing the wall, and I thought I saw something sticking out of the side of the headboard, but, no glasses, so I wasn't sure, so I started to get up, when whatever it was started moving.... I really slowly started to reach for my glasses without taking my eyes off the the thing, but I just decided to push the head board back on the wall to squish it... Got my glasses on, turned of the light, and pulled the headboard away from the wall to see what it was.. A fucking scorpion! I have some shitty luck with those little fuckers. I put my foot in my sandal that I had left on the porch once and got stung. When I was pregnant with my youngest child we took our older kids to Daytona for Memorial weekend.....our last get-away before the new baby came. We were in the hotel room, watching tv, and I felt something crawling up my leg..sure as shit, was a damn scorpion. And now one was trying to get in bed with me. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

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06-28-2005, 12:01 AM	#7
Mako Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The OC baby! Posts: 1,986	NO WAY. I would have lost it, a fucking scorpion...holy shit. In Orange County (Southern California) they're rare because we've developed so much of the area the past 30 years, if I saw one I doubt I'd even know wtf it was at first. I go running at a simple Black Widow, let alone a goddamned scorpion...jesus... __________________

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06-28-2005, 12:03 AM	#10
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	Hahahaha, I did actually take a pic..just too lazy to fuck with uploading it now, lol. I do have life insurance, but my mom is the beneficiary, and the spouse is out of the picture now, so I don't think he planted it, lol. He can't be bothered to show up for visits, so I can't imagine him offing the woman who takes care of his kids so he doesn't have to, lolol. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

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pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	get and extetminator. And the really scarry thing is, that just as I was reading this thread, my wife hears the baby make a sound. She looks over and down, and right next to the table that we are aitting at, and less than three feet from the babys pack and play, Where he is, there is a spider about 1 1/2 inch. FUCK!!! GOt to call the spray guys myself. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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