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Serious question for women: whats on your mind while masturbating?
For us guys it cumming on that cute face of the girl next door, anal raping her daughter or reliving a good experience in our mind.
To make a long story short: we need hardcore to get things going on our own. So what is it GIRLS think about while masturbaring..? Cuddling? Im not trying to be funny .. serious question.. gave it some thought last night and i reall yhave no clue how that would work in a girls mind. Please enlighten me.. |
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Don't you know a REAL girl you could ask??? LOL
You should know the answer by now... the think of my BIG JUICY KIELBASA!!!! |
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the girls I've asked have said that they think of hardcore stuff as well.
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is that chicks think more abstract during their sex fantasies.. but that doesnt make sense since you need focos and detail to cum.. at least.. thats how it works for males. |
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hahaha wouldnt surprise me one fucking bit.. |
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do woman masturbate?
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try talking about it with her! Have her tell you what she is thinking about. It may be the guy next door. But dont get pissed. get even!
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"I think I'll look through his wallet while he's taking a shower afterward. What could it hurt?"
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That's easy.
PRADA BEBE Parasuko Seven's Luis Vuitton Pedicures old boyfriends old girlfriends Fendi Gucci Armani Persol Manola Blahnik Steve Madden AND CHOCOLATE Shall I continue? LOL
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ALL THE WOMEN I FUCK - Then again they are all whores and strippers... SOMEONE PLEASE FIND ME A NICE GIRL!!!
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You see.. still no serious answer!!
I have my own theory.. A. some girls think about hardcore actions just like we do. B. some girls (the majority.. thats have a low sex drive) have this void while masturbating.. its just something physical.. a nice feeling that can be enjoyed without too many dirty thoughts. How about that? |
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But you are on If you can find me at a tradeshow , then you deserve to hear the story I work those rooms like a cyclone and then I mysteriously disappear.... Especially the day of the Players Ball If you had to hear "Where's D$"? or the ubiquitous "where is your brother I need my VIP pass"? ad nauseum for three days You would make yourself scarce too.
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You know, it's strange, but I'm not the masturbatorial type. It just bores me and reminds me that I'm lonely. Not good.
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I like to think of gangbangs. Or sex with an other girl.
I also have this fantasy of being in a nightclub, then I go on the stage and 2 other girls attach me and start fucking me with dildos. Everybody is watching. Then I get in the crowd and its a fuckfest. No softcore for me ;) Actually I imagine different harcore stories every time I masturbate. Getting raped by badboys, teacher... etc. Got to be hardcore and I must be a sexual object.
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Seriously depends on the girl, if its a quality girl or a girl with some class, she's fantasizing about the time you opened the door for her, the time you guys walked on the beach, stupid shit..
If she's a slut, she's thinking about being a complete fucktoy object, DP, being spanked, all that crazy shit.. |
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my female friend who is over just told me she gets wet and horny thinking about going for a pap smear with her hot Dr. she says there is something hot and sexy and also taboo about it that turns her on-
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i masturbate to:
-thoughts of past sexual experiences -someone i wanna fuck right now, but cant (forbidden fruit) -by watching pornos (hardcore, NOT softcore shit!) and the most important thing, my vibrator! LOL |
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rape was mentioned as a common fantasy.. and this was a board for teens if i recall correctly.. nothing adult. |
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Honestly? I don't think of anything, I just watch porn 99% of the time. I have a few clips on my pc (stuff from Evil Angel my fave studio and Rocco) all hardcore, not softcore romantic bullshit and just watch that.
I never think of cuddling when masturbating, wtf. Sure I LOVE to cuddle, but it doesn't turn me on sexually at all. I think I am desensitized so I like to watch the real nasty porn too, with girls taking it up the ass and then sucking it clean... lol |
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O'h yea, I also need to watch new porn all the time, I don't like to watch the same scenes over and over, it doesn't work for me. and I also like the very hardcore stuff like DP's, gangbangs, stuff like that. I cannot even watch two people just have regular sex; I am too desensitized. I am conservative in my private life, but I just like to watch real rough stuff. Also the sound is important, I can't watch it with the sound off. I like to hear all the noises!
My bf has the biggest porno collection. Before we moved in he gave me half his collection and it was over 60 VHS tapes. He was going to give it all to me, but we moved in toghether so we have at least a hundred here! lol I don't have time to watch them all tho, too busy working, but I've seen/fast forwarded through tons of em'. But when I lived on my own, sometimes I was bored and I would watch it for hours at a time!! Lol Evertime when I went to his house I would "borrow" a few tapes ... lol |
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Most women think of receiving painful anal sex with no lube. I heard that turns them on.
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I think girls have the same dirty thoughts as men we just don't let ppl know cause then you'll think we're sluts lol
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