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  • Pleasurepays
    BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
    • Aug 2002
    • 11913
    #31
    Originally posted by The Heron
    oooohhh toxins, gotta watch out for toxins! ahahaha anyone here ever take biology?
    funny huh. gotta love those meaningless hippy buzz words.

    "organic" is one of my favorites. a billion dollar business based on a word that has no legal definition in the US (with the single exception of how it applies to pork i believe), no labeling requirements/standards/explanations and can be put on absolutely everything and sold for more to hippies who "get it".

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      • azguy
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2004
        • 5167
        #32
        Originally posted by Pleasurepays
        funny huh. gotta love those meaningless hippy buzz words.

        "organic" is one of my favorites. a billion dollar business based on a word that has no legal definition in the US (with the single exception of how it applies to pork i believe), no labeling requirements/standards/explanations and can be put on absolutely everything and sold for more to hippies who "get it".

        Meaningless buzz words? What the hell are you talking about?

        organic food, food raised without chemicals and processed without additives. Under standards adopted by the U.S. Agriculture Dept. (USDA) in 2000 and fully effective in 2002, synthetic fertilizers and pesticides and antibiotics may not be used in raising organic foods, and the use of irradiation, biotechnology, and sewer-sludge fertilizer is also banned. Food whose ingredients are at least 95% organic by weight may carry the ?USDA ORGANIC? label; products containing only organic ingredients are labeled 100% organic.

        The government is after you! lol

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          • Pleasurepays
            BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
            • Aug 2002
            • 11913
            #33
            Originally posted by azguy
            Meaningless buzz words? What the hell are you talking about?

            organic food, food raised without chemicals and processed without additives. Under standards adopted by the U.S. Agriculture Dept. (USDA) in 2000 and fully effective in 2002, synthetic fertilizers and pesticides and antibiotics may not be used in raising organic foods, and the use of irradiation, biotechnology, and sewer-sludge fertilizer is also banned. Food whose ingredients are at least 95% organic by weight may carry the ?USDA ORGANIC? label; products containing only organic ingredients are labeled 100% organic.

            The government is after you! lol
            holy shit. i am getting old. what i said was true before the The Organic Foods Production Act. that was 1990.

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              • Pleasurepays
                BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                • Aug 2002
                • 11913
                #34
                Originally posted by azguy
                Meaningless buzz words? What the hell are you talking about?

                organic food, food raised without chemicals and processed without additives. Under standards adopted by the U.S. Agriculture Dept. (USDA) in 2000 and fully effective in 2002, synthetic fertilizers and pesticides and antibiotics may not be used in raising organic foods, and the use of irradiation, biotechnology, and sewer-sludge fertilizer is also banned. Food whose ingredients are at least 95% organic by weight may carry the ?USDA ORGANIC? label; products containing only organic ingredients are labeled 100% organic.

                The government is after you! lol
                haha. you really made me wonder what the fuck i was talking about too.

                i just remembered what i was arguing with my wife about. (had to do some quick searching before i was forced to apologize)

                the law "National Organic Foods Act" describes requirements for foods that can be labeled as "USDA ORGANIC" by designated inspectors representing the government - but "organic" foods in stores dont carry that label. There is no limit on the use of the word organic on foods. if you go into a big store like Whole Foods - every apple, pea and almost all foods say "organic", "organically produced" etc.... nothing is certified as "USDA ORGANIC" and the point is that everyone is free to use the word "organic" whenever, and where ever they want to and it has no real meaning.

                if i recall,... there are only specific laws about the use of the word "organic" when it applies to labeling pork.

                this is how hippies are taken advantage of in stores.
                Last edited by Pleasurepays; 06-28-2005, 09:13 AM.

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                  • azguy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 5167
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                    haha. you really made me wonder what the fuck i was talking about too.

                    i just remembered what i was arguing with my wife about. (had to do some quick searching before i was forced to apologize)

                    the law "National Organic Foods Act" describes requirements for foods that can be labeled as "USDA ORGANIC" by designated inspectors representing the government - but "organic" foods in stores dont carry that label. There is no limit on the use of the word organic on foods. if you go into a big store like Whole Foods - every apple, pea and almost all foods say "organic", "organically produced" etc.... nothing is certified as "USDA ORGANIC" and the point is that everyone is free to use the word "organic" whenever, and where ever they want to and it has no real meaning.

                    if i recall,... there are only specific laws about the use of the word "organic" when it applies to labeling pork.

                    this is how hippies are taken advantage of in stores.
                    That is simply not true. Most organic products at Wild Oats, for example, are stamped with the green USDA ORGANIC logo.

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                      • Pleasurepays
                        BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 11913
                        #36
                        Originally posted by azguy
                        That is simply not true. Most organic products at Wild Oats, for example, are stamped with the green USDA ORGANIC logo.
                        what i said is true. i did not say anything about "Wild Oats". so how would i know what is there?

                        i frequently shop at Whole Foods (east side of Seattle) and i have made it a point to look for this label. i have never seen it. i am not saying that it does not exist in the store on some products, i am just saying that it is not found on what i believe to be the majority of products in the store.

                        i did however see "organic", "organically grown", "organically produced" etc. plastered all over everything with no government label.

                        for example... i looked over all the fruit and vegetables carefully with my wife after we had this discussion and we both agreed that there was no government label on anything we saw. Fruit for example, just had a small sticker saying "organic".

                        my only point was that everyone at the end of the day is free to use the word organic and it does not necessarily have to mean anything. its not a guarantee of how it was produced, grown or processed and there are no laws (federal or state as far as i read) governing/restricting its use.

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                          • Missy
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                            • Jul 2001
                            • 1257
                            #37
                            I remember reading not too long ago that they are allowed to put on the packaging that the product is "made with organic ingredients" as long as the product contains at least 70% organic ingredients. Does anybody know if there's any truth to that?
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                              • azguy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 5167
                                #38
                                Hmm the lemonade mix is kind of disgusting (I hate maple syrup), but people say you get used to it and learn to like it after the third day or so. I've had 2 so far today, and they say you need between 6 to 12 cups a day. I'll try to hit 10
                                Last edited by azguy; 06-28-2005, 10:48 AM.

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                                  • taibo
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 3720
                                    #39
                                    good luck, you can do it

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                                      • azguy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 5167
                                        #40
                                        Thanks. I don't think it will be so difficult.. we'll see

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                                          • cashengine
                                            Registered User
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 48
                                            #41
                                            i did it three times....once for four days (succumbed to watching burger king ads...tip#1 dont watch tv)

                                            second time was for three days, got a massive migraine headache, nearly fainted.

                                            thrid time was four five days, crayz stomach pains from blasting salt water out my ass ( tip#2 you will pisss out yer ass, dont make any plans)


                                            my reccomendation: it teaches you how much you dont need to eat as much as we all do, there are additives in food these days which make us more hungry "jeez i wonder why food companies would want you to eat more?" its tough, try and keep busy, best thing is to try and forget your on it. even though I suck at it, it may have some health benefits.
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                                              • azguy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 5167
                                                #42
                                                Thing is, they say you will feel all kinds of stuff (headaches, muscle pain, vomiting, fatigue, etc.) during these 10 days as the fast releases all the toxins and poison we have in our bodies to be "eliminated" the next morning when you take a serious dump. They say that whatever you feel usually only last for that day only and will be gone in the next morning.
                                                Last edited by azguy; 06-28-2005, 12:30 PM.

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                                                  • The Sultan Of Smut
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 4325
                                                    #43
                                                    I finished this cleanse in April. I did it for 14 days which is what is recomended with a minimum of 10. I suggest you do it for the full 14 days but I WARN you the worst part of the cleanse is the end. YOU HAVE TO STICK TO THE COOL DOWN!!!

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                                                      • The Sultan Of Smut
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 4325
                                                        #44
                                                        Also, when you shit everyday don't force the salt water out because it will put too much pressure on your arse. I read this in a forum and took it to heart when I saw pictures of hemmoroids that were the result. Nasty stuff.

                                                        This cleanse shouldn't be used for weight loss though you will loose 20 pounds and regain 5 or 6 soon after. The benefits of this cleanse is getting rid of 20 years of hamburgers stuck in your colon as well as ridding yourself of caffeine dependence. When you're done you'll notice your energy levels are way harder and much more productive at work. You also end up with a way nicer complexion and 'look' much healthier

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                                                          • azguy
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                            • 5167
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by The Sultan Of Smut
                                                            The benefits of this cleanse is getting rid of 20 years of hamburgers stuck in your colon as well as ridding yourself of caffeine dependence. When you're done you'll notice your energy levels are way harder and much more productive at work. You also end up with a way nicer complexion and 'look' much healthier
                                                            That's exactly it I'm ready to start over! We eat too much shit.

                                                            Glad to hear yours was a success

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