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Vanilla DeVille 06-27-2005 04:31 PM

[QUOTE=kBizzle]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

It was a private screening-
The crowd went wild during my Rocky The Flying Squirrel routine

For my encore- I did the "snail"

WHAT... No Heli-flopter????

TheGoldenChild 06-27-2005 04:33 PM

[QUOTE=Vanilla DeVille]
Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

WHAT... No Heli-flopter????

No that one hurts-
Instead I settled for opening the show with the Loch Ness Monster....

Why 06-27-2005 04:34 PM

yikes. what a psycho

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-27-2005 04:49 PM

Could have been worth, could have been a child support invoice.

TheHatchet 06-27-2005 05:01 PM

Bitch is CRAZY!

http://artemis.austincollege.edu/aca...spital%20I.JPG

nico-t 06-27-2005 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
buy a dick from the nearest morgue and send it to her

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nader 06-27-2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
nader - Watch Out Bro -- You've Got A Live One On Your Hands!


Not anymore thank god!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inde 06-27-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YoungMoney

wtf???? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

adonthenet 06-27-2005 07:20 PM

bitch !!!!

MrAwesome 06-27-2005 07:25 PM

i had a chick stalk me after i broke up with her, i moved to another province and she sent me a pair of panties and a lollipop she dipped in her pussy, good times :)

The Other Sweetie 06-27-2005 07:29 PM

LOL I'd be willing to bet she took all those pics to Walmart first and made copies of them on that little photo machine. She's got you thinking she's over you, but she's probably surrounding herself with those dups and a voodoo doll at this very moment.

shermo 06-27-2005 07:32 PM

[QUOTE=kBizzle]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

It was a private screening-
The crowd went wild during my Rocky The Flying Squirrel routine

For my encore- I did the "snail"

Somebody has been watching Real Sex a little too often! :1orglaugh

Just be sure that you warm up with the watch before trying anything too taxing.

Axzar 06-27-2005 07:38 PM

I had a girl in college who, after I sent her packing, "returned" one of those cute little teddy bears I gave her. Yup, it was hanging on my front door with a steak knife through it's neck. Ahh those were the days!

Spunky 06-27-2005 07:40 PM

She's jealous of your life..she is probably miserable

tungsten 06-27-2005 07:41 PM

you better get back together before she cuts off your dick while you're sleeping

RogerV 06-27-2005 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
So after like 2 months of no communication this is what my
EX sends me in the mail. :winkwink:

I'm so glad i left her any longer she would of cut off
my ??? Psycho


Pic #1
http://www.nippleplanet.com/cut.jpg



Pic #2
http://www.nippleplanet.com/cut2.jpg

Been there and never again.. I know what to look for now :winkwink:

Dirty D 06-27-2005 07:46 PM

She must have that crazy look in her eyes!

Wiggles 06-27-2005 08:05 PM

now send her pics of you fucking another chick :)

TheGoldenChild 06-27-2005 08:08 PM

[QUOTE=shermsshack]
Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Somebody has been watching Real Sex a little too often! :1orglaugh

Just be sure that you warm up with the watch before trying anything too taxing.

I almost forgot the WATCH!!!

LOL

Vitasoy 06-27-2005 08:19 PM

Yep... you saved your family jewels ;)

woj 06-27-2005 08:19 PM

100.,......

reynold 06-27-2005 08:43 PM

2 months--I guess it's fair enough for you..

VividLeslie 06-27-2005 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_Nader
So after like 2 months of no communication this is what my
EX sends me in the mail. :winkwink:

I'm so glad i left her any longer she would of cut off
my ??? Psycho


Pic #1

Pic #2

If you have her address, you should send her a "Hello Kitty" thank you note.

In this note, you will thank her for erasing any future doubts you ever may have had about your decision to break up with her.

Sign it "Toodles!"

:winkwink:
xoxo
Leslie

Lt. Space Dingo 06-27-2005 11:56 PM

'Ask and ye shall recieve?'

Did you ask for a bunch of cut-up photos?
Becuase thats a pretty fucking strange request.

Sucks dood, today in the mail I found a box of homemade chocolate chip cookies from my still-girlfriend. I'd much rather recieve the cookies.

gangbangjoe 06-28-2005 12:40 AM

wow

this is just crazy

Art Del Gado 06-28-2005 10:48 AM

you have nudes... post em :pimp

Holly 06-28-2005 10:50 AM

You don't recognize a good woman when you see one.

She sounds like a keeper, to me. :2 cents:

pradaboy 06-28-2005 10:52 AM

Psycho!!!!

MetaMan 06-28-2005 10:53 AM

wow that is really not funny at all, when someone is in full jealousy mode anything is possible.

i would continue not to talk to her, continue to ignore her etc.

hoefully time heals her, but there some crazy bitches out there who will never get over it.

eamedia 06-28-2005 10:57 AM

hahah....thats better than a baby..

sweetcuties 06-28-2005 10:57 AM

didn't read the entire thread... file a police report. If she does something to you or your property, you've got it filed :2 cents:


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