a Christian revival is happening outside my house!!! Help!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 06-26-2005, 04:22 PM

My house is surrounded by 4 churches (on the same block) and 2 more 2 blocks away. One literally across the street from my house. You can say it's a religious area.

The one that is 5 doors down on the right is having some sort of Christian revival today, outside, right now, with a live Christian band. It is truly unbearable. I can not escape the noise anywhere in my house. It is infecting the entire area and even the air I breath.

God damn them all to hell.

pornguy · 06-26-2005, 04:24 PM

Put on a G-string speedo, and go outside and get some sun.

MattO · 06-26-2005, 04:24 PM

Get a bullhorn and start hollering some Muslim call to prayer action.

sonofsam · 06-26-2005, 04:25 PM

dress up as satan and run in circles screaming

jawanda · 06-26-2005, 04:25 PM

Call the cops and complain about the noise.

You are obviously in a residential zone, and if you are on the east coast it's after 7pm and therefore (depending on county laws) you may have a valid complaint.

Seriously.

sonofsam · 06-26-2005, 04:25 PM

hahaha look at the immediate replies.... i love gfy

DWB · 06-26-2005, 04:29 PM

1) I'm all out of satan suits.
2) No bullhorn. (great idea by the way)
3) No G-String.
4) Cops said they can do this until 11pm. (yes, I already called them... it is THAT loud)

I guess I could always go over there wearing my "FUCK JESUS' t-shit. That may shake them up a bit.

chazer · 06-26-2005, 04:29 PM

blast some satanic death metal from sweden

jawanda · 06-26-2005, 04:35 PM

Do you have a good sound system?

Throw on some death metal, open you front door / windows, and crank that shit up until your speakers blow out. It will be worth it.

-p

Giorgio_Xo · 06-26-2005, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

My house is surrounded by 4 churches (on the same block) and 2 more 2 blocks away. One literally across the street from my house. You can say it's a religious area.

The one that is 5 doors down on the right is having some sort of Christian revival today, outside, right now, with a live Christian band. It is truly unbearable. I can not escape the noise anywhere in my house. It is infecting the entire area and even the air I breath.

God damn them all to hell.

File a police report then sue them in small claims.

Giorgio_Xo · 06-26-2005, 04:38 PM

[QUOTE=DirtyWhiteBoy]
4) Cops said they can do this until 11pm. (yes, I already called them... it is THAT loud)

[QUOTE]

Bummer.

canplayer · 06-26-2005, 04:39 PM

i dare you to go outside and say 'dirka dirka, mohammed jihad'

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-26-2005, 04:39 PM

A few suggestions:

Go act as if you have some disability (blind, etc), and then claim that a miracle has happened and you are cured. Once you get ever one all riled up and believing, then tell them you're blind again, or else yell out SUCKERS and run like hell!!!

or,

Grab as much as you can out of the collection plates and go on a bender.

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jawanda · 06-26-2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

A few suggestions:

Grab as much as you can out of the collection plates and go on a bender.

ADG Webmaster

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-26-2005, 04:43 PM

SOunds like a perfect spot to scout talent and start shooting movies.

colpanic · 06-26-2005, 04:45 PM

damn.. AlienQ beat me to it.

I dare you go hand out some model cards

DWB · 06-26-2005, 04:59 PM

You guys are killing me. All good stuff.

I'm going to head over there and eyeball little girls with bad intent (insert guitar riff). Looks like some hotties hanging out. I guess Jesus can still pull ass.

smack · 06-26-2005, 05:10 PM

i reccomend slayers "raining blood" at a very high volume.

Kid-Vegas · 06-26-2005, 05:31 PM

Well go over and pass out flyers for a Gays only candle selling party that will supposidly be held at your house. You know how Christians hate gay people. Or of that doesn't work try tear gas. With Jesus on being your homeboy or not, that shit hurts.

Drake · 06-26-2005, 05:35 PM

Be brave my son

nicchick · 06-26-2005, 07:17 PM

Cover your palms with red ink, then go out and show them your hands and start screaming "Stigmata" at the top of your lungs. Pick one of them out and start pointing at him while speaking in tongues. Should be a gas.

reynold · 06-26-2005, 08:10 PM

Looks like there's no escape now.. ;)

lotusmike · 06-26-2005, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicchick

Cover your palms with red ink, then go out and show them your hands and start screaming "Stigmata" at the top of your lungs. Pick one of them out and start pointing at him while speaking in tongues. Should be a gas.

ROTFLMAO!!!

Spunky · 06-26-2005, 08:16 PM

Repent sinners..Jesus forgives everybody..Praise Jesus Christ our saviour

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-26-2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Repent sinners..Jesus forgives everybody..Praise Jesus Christ our saviour

Hedge your bets...trust seatbelts, airbags and...

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06-26-2005, 04:22 PM	#1
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	a Christian revival is happening outside my house!!! Help!!! My house is surrounded by 4 churches (on the same block) and 2 more 2 blocks away. One literally across the street from my house. You can say it's a religious area. The one that is 5 doors down on the right is having some sort of Christian revival today, outside, right now, with a live Christian band. It is truly unbearable. I can not escape the noise anywhere in my house. It is infecting the entire area and even the air I breath. God damn them all to hell.

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jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	Call the cops and complain about the noise. You are obviously in a residential zone, and if you are on the east coast it's after 7pm and therefore (depending on county laws) you may have a valid complaint. Seriously. Last edited by jawanda; 06-26-2005 at 04:26 PM..

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	1) I'm all out of satan suits. 2) No bullhorn. (great idea by the way) 3) No G-String. 4) Cops said they can do this until 11pm. (yes, I already called them... it is THAT loud) I guess I could always go over there wearing my "FUCK JESUS' t-shit. That may shake them up a bit.

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chazer Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 370	blast some satanic death metal from sweden

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jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	Do you have a good sound system? Throw on some death metal, open you front door / windows, and crank that shit up until your speakers blow out. It will be worth it. -p

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Giorgio_Xo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 4,263	[QUOTE=DirtyWhiteBoy] 4) Cops said they can do this until 11pm. (yes, I already called them... it is THAT loud) [QUOTE] Bummer. __________________ Make Levees, Not War

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	You guys are killing me. All good stuff. I'm going to head over there and eyeball little girls with bad intent (insert guitar riff). Looks like some hotties hanging out. I guess Jesus can still pull ass.

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Be brave my son

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nicchick Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 316	Cover your palms with red ink, then go out and show them your hands and start screaming "Stigmata" at the top of your lungs. Pick one of them out and start pointing at him while speaking in tongues. Should be a gas.

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