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  • AdPatron
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    • Apr 2003
    • 17706

    #1

    I got a call from God...

    He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

    Good morning everyone!
  • adonthenet
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    • Feb 2005
    • 16753

    #2
    probably :P haha
    good morning

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    • XX_RydeR
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      • Jun 2004
      • 2151

      #3
      See you there.
      Morning....
      You Dun Goofed!

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      • Nightwind
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        • May 2005
        • 4786

        #4
        Good morning.

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        • strats
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          • Feb 2004
          • 1805

          #5
          God is the lose

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          • Dalai lama
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            • Jul 2004
            • 16540

            #6
            Heaven closed

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            • strats
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Feb 2004
              • 1805

              #7
              shut the fuck up.

              whiney fucks

              shut the fuck up and do the world a favor and kill yourself

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              • sonofsam
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                • Dec 2004
                • 18644

                #8
                Originally posted by Dalai lama
                Heaven closed
                damnit.. i'm pretty sure the store won't give me a refund for my "heaven #1" foam finger
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                • wildgirl
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                  • May 2005
                  • 2554

                  #9
                  Hello...Good morning
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                  • reynold
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271

                    #10
                    No more good people on earth?!

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                    • PenisFace
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                      • Oct 2003
                      • 3774

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JoesTraffic
                      He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

                      Good morning everyone!
                      I always assumed we're all already dead, and this is hell. Newborn babies are actually people who were "evil" in their past life, and are now suffering here in, or on, this shithole. Notice I put evil in quotation marks, as it would seem commiting an "evil" act can be as easy as fucking outside of wedlock
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                      • AdPatron
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                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17706

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PenisFace
                        I always assumed we're all already dead, and this is hell. Newborn babies are actually people who were "evil" in their past life, and are now suffering here in, or on, this shithole. Notice I put evil in quotation marks, as it would seem commiting an "evil" act can be as easy as fucking outside of wedlock

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                        • digifan
                          The Profiler
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 14618

                          #13
                          And I thought you found god for a sec...
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                          • Brujah
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                            • Jan 2001
                            • 22157

                            #14
                            Can you get central air conditioning there ?

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                            • Fabien
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                              • Jul 2003
                              • 4789

                              #15
                              Hell does exists

                              We're living it

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                              • Digibucks
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 1899

                                #16
                                when you're stoned, you're in heaven, GUD mawnin
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                                • AdPatron
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 17706

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by digifan
                                  And I thought you found god for a sec...

                                  Screw god. He is a tool.

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                                  • Violetta
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                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 28735

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JoesTraffic
                                    He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

                                    Good morning everyone!
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                                    • naugthygUrL
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                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 3448

                                      #19
                                      lol good evening

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                                      • Head
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                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 8278

                                        #20
                                        good morning!!

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                                        • basschick
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 2540

                                          #21
                                          good thing i didn't get a call from god today - he'd have gotten my voice mail :D
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                                          • HarrytheNazi
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                                            • Feb 2005
                                            • 1164

                                            #22
                                            tell him he owes me $20

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                                            • LittleSassy
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                                              • May 2005
                                              • 7402

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by JoesTraffic
                                              He said heaven is closed for good and we're all going to hell.

                                              Good morning everyone!

                                              oh sucks... its hot in hell...







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                                              • cashengine
                                                Registered User
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 48

                                                #24
                                                haha thats funny, I hear that Christians speak to God all the time, I don't know if its true.

                                                only a man would come up with....believe or die, thats why the bible is bullshit....if by chance it is true....then yes everyone on this forum is going to hell....

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                                                • loverboy
                                                  When it rains, it pours
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 20609

                                                  #25
                                                  good thing i made an early reservation
                                                  now back to work

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