Would you rather fuck Kirsten Dunst, or a dead Filipino boy? - GoFuckYourself.com

RedShoe · 06-21-2005, 03:45 PM

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000983.html

"If I had to choose between sex with Kirsten Dunst or sex with a dead Filipino boy, I would at least find out what the kid died of."

FUNNY AS A MUTHA FUCKA!

So, Kirsten or the dead kid?

FilthyRob · 06-21-2005, 04:55 PM

I like kirsten dunst!

seeric · 06-21-2005, 04:56 PM

i like redheads. i'd hit it all over the house.

polish_aristocrat · 06-21-2005, 04:56 PM

we need some pics

Tempest · 06-21-2005, 05:55 PM

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000706.html

"If I had to choose between the best sex of my life with Kirsten Dunst or jacking off in front of my parents. . . lets just say I hope that never comes up."

He's got a real hard on for her....

CDSmith · 06-21-2005, 05:56 PM

Those two are my only choices?

Spunky · 06-21-2005, 05:57 PM

I think Kirsten is kinda hot

CDSmith · 06-21-2005, 05:58 PM

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I do find it horrifying that he would infer that he possibly had sex with Kirsten Dunst. I can?t honestly say I?ve ever had my penis in a bear trap, but the idea is a hell of a lot more appealing that my penis in a troll like Kirsten. At least I could put some lipstick on the bear trap and kinda make it look like a human girl. Good luck doing that with Kirsten Dunst.

Violetta · 06-21-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

I think Kirsten is kinda hot

hell yeah she is!!

RedShoe · 06-21-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

LOL, I agree, that's some funny writing.

RyuLion · 06-21-2005, 06:21 PM

Kirsten, nuf said..

animal mother · 06-21-2005, 06:21 PM

well the boy doesn't have tits but i bet he's hella tight. this one's going to a coinflip.

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 06:24 PM

You're not really looking for answers are you?

xclusive · 06-21-2005, 06:27 PM

she's hot this guy just loves the cock

Pleasurepays · 06-21-2005, 06:30 PM

tough question.

would the boys body still be warm?

Pleasurepays · 06-21-2005, 06:33 PM

hahaha

It may or may not be illegal to kill people when they?re as awful as Kirsten Dunst. I don?t know, I?m not a lawyer. But if it is, I?ll just roll up in court with this picture, and when the judge says, ?why did you do it,? I?ll walk over to the jury with the picture behind my back and say, ?Because your honor, Kirsten Dunst ? was a Werewolf!? And I'll whip the picture out and everyone will gasp, and the judge will say, ?Don?t you mean Vampire.? And I?ll say, ?hey look man, whatever.?

Robx · 06-21-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000706.html

That's a great site ... never seen it. Wow, the guy who writes that blog sure has some pent up anger, doesn't he?

reynold · 06-21-2005, 09:55 PM

Nice ONe..
That's fuckin True man! Sleeping with the big bosses or the lead actor in order to get big roles on movies are true..

Sosa · 06-21-2005, 09:56 PM

that isn't a hard one heh

pornguy · 06-21-2005, 09:58 PM

I like her, and think that she looked hot as hell in the last spider man movie.

Pete-KT · 06-21-2005, 10:02 PM

I would love to Fuck Kristen Dunst

basschick · 06-21-2005, 10:02 PM

"Would you rather fuck Kirsten Dunst, or a dead Filipino boy?"

can we PLEASE have a third choice??!?!?!?!

eamedia · 06-21-2005, 10:03 PM

i hate that stupid bitch... but that does not mean I would fuck a pinoy

JJ Gold · 06-21-2005, 10:04 PM

I hate that whore! Did anybody see her on Punk'd? She started lying to the cops and sold out her friend! What a useless Hollywood hole.

Wiggles · 06-21-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000983.html

"If I had to choose between sex with Kirsten Dunst or sex with a dead Filipino boy, I would at least find out what the kid died of."

thats the funniest quote i've read in a long time!!!

sniperwolf · 06-21-2005, 10:35 PM

i think she acts pretty good.. but i really dont think she's hot!

gecko · 06-21-2005, 10:44 PM

Kirsten is pretty hot

Vitasoy · 06-21-2005, 11:20 PM

I think shes pretty darn hot myself.

uno · 06-21-2005, 11:26 PM

The last time Kirsten was hot was Interview with the Vampire.

DWB · 06-22-2005, 12:31 AM

would i have to wear a rubber?

Corona · 06-22-2005, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

I think shes pretty darn hot myself.

She isn't even in my top 50 but is still pretty hot

RedShoe · 06-22-2005, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

would i have to wear a rubber?

Would that make it any less gross?

naugthygUrL · 06-22-2005, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sniperwolf

i think she acts pretty good.. but i really dont think she's hot!

i would have to agree with you..

lagwagon · 06-22-2005, 12:45 AM

lmao fillipino boys are hot

DWB · 06-22-2005, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

Would that make it any less gross?

Well these is question I would need to know before I poked either of them.

I'd wrap it for Kirsten no doubt... but I may let it slide for the dead Filipino boy.

Turf · 06-22-2005, 01:30 AM

i would let her fuck me silly every day of the week and 4 times one a sunday!

she is sooooo fucking sexy just saying her name makes my dick start squirting!

TurboTrucker · 06-22-2005, 02:19 AM

I see Michael Jackson's been busy with his new column.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000983.html

"If I had to choose between sex with Kirsten Dunst or sex with a dead Filipino boy, I would at least find out what the kid died of."

FUNNY AS A MUTHA FUCKA!

So, Kirsten or the dead kid?

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Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000706.html "If I had to choose between the best sex of my life with Kirsten Dunst or jacking off in front of my parents. . . lets just say I hope that never comes up." He's got a real hard on for her....

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