23. In your opinion what's the worst thing you've ever experienced in your life? Best?
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I really can't answer that question honestly - because I really can't think of an honest answer.... but I guarantee each answer involves a woman!

Women are crazy. I love them for that, but I think most of us can agree that they're what's most likely to cause the most pain and joy in life. (Unless you have kids, of course. :winkwink: )

24. Where does one sign up for your squirting lession seminar?
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That's really not necessary! I'm more than happy to share my vast, extensive knowledge on this subject right here! LOL...


Here's what you do:

First off you need to get your partner warmed-up, get the juices flowing, so to speak.

When you feel that she's near orgasm, start gently playing with her clitoris and pushing on the paraurethral gland, as you do so, apply a little pressure to her belly right above the area. Keep bringing her closer to orgasm and doing all this, and as she comes she should, in theory, make a big wet mess all over the place!

http://alytv.com/FE.jpg


Yippeeeee! :thumbsup

GFY - Where you learn something new everyday!

finally a woman who agrees with me on this.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Yes this is indeed the trick
:-))

I have a new pair of scuba goggles as a result of this -
Took me years to figure it out and get right to it
but then again it's the main reason I bang 23 yr old hotties...

Those 36 yr old guys in porn sure know what the fuck they are doing these days

HOLLA if you are over 35 and LOVE the YOUNG TIGHT PUSSY!

k bizzle im lookin foward to meeting you. :1orglaugh

Hehe, you know what you're doing ;)

Aly probably just made a lot more people's sex lives more interesting :thumbsup

Glad to be of service! :winkwink:

25. Are you a superstar? How many do you know?
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LOL... I wouldn't want the pressure! I really truly can't stand it when people have unnecessary expectations of me, so Superstardom would be a disaster. I'd end up like one of those Hollywood recluses, rarely leaving their house and hiding behind big floppy hats and glasses when they do. I look terrible in floppy hats so it's not the life for me.

I don't consider anyone I know to be a superstar... except my dog Kinsey of course. She's quite the Primadonna.

26. Talk about golf.
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Mark Twain called golf "A nice walk, ruined."

Truer words were never spoken.

27. What does the color orange mean to you?
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Some of you don't know Joan from ASACP very well, and those that think they do probably aren't seeing the whole picture. She's a very smart, very generous, very educated woman who goes out of her way to help people with all sorts of things. Including me... You see, among her many accomplishments, Joan's also a clinical hypnotherapist. She hypnotizes people to help them deal with certain things.

6 or 7 months ago my partner at the time insisted that I quit smoking, so Joan offered to help. One evening I showed up at Joan's apartment in LA and she sat me down, said a whole bunch of things which are now awfully blurry and helped me quit smoking. An exercise she had me do was to imagine myself in a very safe place in complete comfort, she then asked what the general colour was in that place. It turned out to be orange. Now, in theory, whenever I'm stressed or in need of a smoke and so on I just have to go to my orange place and I'll feel better. It worked pretty well actually. Thanks Joan!

Of course, I started smoking again as soon as the relationship ended. :smokin

28. Do you own your own home? What kind of car do you drive? pics
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It's terrible of me I know, but, no I don't own my own home. I really should, but I'm relatively new in the US and don't have a credit history with which to buy a home. One day... one day.

This is what I drive:

http://alytv.com/jeep.jpg


It's great for the dog, and I love it! :thumbsup

29. What nationality(s) are you? Any plans on changing it?

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I'm Scottish. I have Canadian citizenship as well.

You can't change a Scot's nationality. Wars have been waged over far less.

30. Do you have any new hobbies?
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I race sailboats. I have a feeling I'm going to get pretty good at it actually... Americas Cup here I come!

I also go to the gym a lot. I gained weight in all the wrong places when I quit smoking. So I started smoking again and joined the gym... :winkwink:

Hello, again, Aly -- :)

I just want to say this is a difficult place in which to be visible -- doubly-so when that visiblity is a part of your business persona, and an accountable one.

I have on GFY seen what have appeared to me at the moment I observed them to be terrible cruelties, terrible violences of spirit, and an appropriation of the medium's capacity to provide concealment for the wicked that goes beyond the dastardly (ooh, there's a lovely britword).

To be honest with you, in many of those cases, I still don't know whether the injuries and transgression I observed were "real" -- but then, what is "real" -- and you can follow that thinking in a loop all the way around again -- forever.

Suffice it to say this: There are some people I have met in the business whom I know from chiefly live, personal interactions, others from mainly this exotic e-zoo called GFY, and a quite small number whom I would say I know both HERE and THERE -- Aly among them.

The value of character consistency is an old and well-established one . It's the sort of thing you'd expect grandmothers to impart to young children on their laps -- BASIC.

In this day and age, the perils of character inconsistency extend to an entirely different universe of existence and landscape of action.

Though I know that it is usually wise to make use of opportunities to veil your meaning or permit veiled meanings to stand, it's not a thing I really feel comfortable with or have the talent for -- I am a fool, often.

To Aly Drummond I wish to say "Very, very, very consistent, hun* -- both HERE and THERE.

This suggests to me not only that Aly is a solid human in the old-fashioned way her grandmother would have approved of, but also that she is one of a very few PROGRESSED e-beings I have met who navigate both the realms of our lives while remaining always herself, and in my opinion, always a person of enormous truth.

Thank you for the friendship you have showm me, Aly -- :thumbsup

*hard to pick the right endearment term, since my affections for Aly are complex


2HP

31. How many people have you been photographed kissing? post pics
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A long time ago, Melissa at CCBill convinced me to start the site AllAboutAly.com, where I posted pics of me kissing lots of industry luminaries. It turned out to be a really effective way of breaking the ice actually! The only problem with it was when people whom I neither wanted to kiss nor wanted to put on my site would approach me for a pic of me kissing them... Valuable lessons in diplomacy were learned because of that site!

I took the site down a year or two ago. At last count I think it had about 40 or 50 photos on it. They're all gone now. You'll never find 'em... :winkwink:

Thanks, 2HP. :upsidedow

*how complex?

I have ONE QUESTION LEFT! Just ONE!

Goodnight!

hummm, way back machine maybe......

you must find the right mortgage broker, you can buy if you wanted.

Lars where the hell are you?

Wow what an awesome interview Ally. I will see you in Florida.

Mark

oh bugger... LOL.

Thanks! I look forward to it! :thumbsup

Hopefully that day will come soon-
we are looking at possibilities still
and met with our agent today-

If we do what we make it do-
It will piss off a lot of people, and be a fucking blast!

Please pass whatever it is you are smoking my way bro-
Your posts require intense concentration and a thesaurus
:-))

WOW- I have to move to SF with you and Ev so I can get Irie like you guys...

:pimp

Count me in! :1orglaugh

Great interview so far... Aly ROCKS :)

AND ... FINALLY:

32. If you weren't in the adult induatry, what would you want to be doing for a living?
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I'd own my own jazz club in LA. :thumbsup


Thanks so much Sleazy for your excellent questions. That was fun!

150,...........

An excellent - interesting read Miss Aly.

xoxo

You are a dolly

Whitney

Very thoughtful interview. A pleasure to read.

Bella Aly. A refreshing perspective! Thanks a million and lots of love, always :)

Thank you! :upsidedow

I owe everything I know about this side of the biz to AlyfromAVN. Thank you for making me, DAHLING!!!!!

music is the root of all happiness.

hiiiiiiiii

bump for Aly

this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Skufty's balls

http://www.hjorleifson.com/skufty/balls.jpg