50...,....

Thank you... you bastard.

That was a CLASSIC night!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Love you Aly dahhhhling!

:thumbsup

I got a few questions for Aly.... What does bugger off! mean? :1orglaugh

Ah geeeez. Yer not gonna ramble on about a threesome with your wife again are you?

Thanks, Zoe! Right back at ya CutiePie! (note to self... don't lift Zoe... :winkwink: )

Hush crazy lady.

What happens between my wife, myself and you has nothing to do with other people.

You too my dear! ... And it's always extra-special when you wear your pink tutu. :winkwink:

I'm quite pleased that my cherry-popping Ambush Interview read is Aly's. *grin*

7. What job did you have for a newspaper?

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I was in ad sales for a Toronto newspaper when Python ran a classified looking for sales staff. I'd tried to get the newspaper to do something brilliant online (and in hindsite, it was indeed brilliant) but they didn't see any value in it, so when I saw an opportunity to work online it caught my interest. Now, I had absolutely no intention of working in porn, but was very curious to see what pornographers looked like so I went for an interview. David Van der Poel turned out to be quite pleasant looking, so I accepted the job offer. A few weeks later I was made Director of Marketing at Python. As far as I know it was simply because I have a 'cute' accent which would work well for industry radio shows with Dokk and others. :winkwink:

more more more...please :)

Exactly how I felt when I read MY first question, Dear Aly!

1. If it fair that lesbians are allowed to use dildos? They made their choice. :winkwink:

I am liking it so far :)

I might have "volunteered" your ass for the bow, but I don't see you stepping off it unless the damn pole hits your head a whole lot harder ;)

8. Talk about the debutante ball.

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Oh god.

Okay... For those of you who haven't been subjected to such things, when a fine young lady reaches what in some societies is considered Marrying age, she's presented to the world at large at her fucking "Coming Out Ball" (which is a term that is now of course uproarously hilarious to my mother) My mother forced me to put on a big puffy white dress, be presented to some Scottish Lord and dance around a ballroom with a Captain from the Black Watch. This truly wasn't a highlight of my youth and when I find out who told Scott to ask me this question they're in big, big trouble! NEXT!

:1orglaugh INDEED! Thanks!


...If you're the one responsible for the previous question you're walking the plank!

9. What countries have you lived in. Discuss life in each one.

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I've already touched on this a little, but I'd be delighted to elaborate further. God knows there are a lot of people on this board who are clealry in need of a little cultural education... :winkwink:

I was born in the UK and then moved to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia where I lived until I was almost nine. That means I wasn't educated by Sesame Street, and am certainly not a product of any typical environment. But I also really don't know anything different, so it's hard to say whether that's a good thing or not. Certainly, moving to a culture that was primarily Caucasian and English-speaking was by far the biggest culture-shock of my life. Malaysia was beautiful, I rarely wore shoes, I went riding every day (with shoes) and spent a lot of time hunting monstrous insects and snakes. It was great! ... Then one day I was put on a plane, dropped on the steps of an ancient Scottish boarding school and forced to wear shoes. That sucked.

At that point I started 'visiting' the places I 'lived'. First on the map was Cairo, Egypt. This was in the early eighties when Cairo was a little less 'Westernized' than it is now, and a little less anti-Westerners. To be brutally honest, it was a tough place to live; my mother used to make me bring sugar and flour and stuff like that in my suitcase from Britain because such things (at least in the varieties she preferred) were hard to come by there. My bedroom window opened toward a Mosque on the opposite side of the street, which was a beautiful building... except when the speakers in the tower of the building blared some fellow singing prayers at sunrise every day right into my bedroom! With all due respect to Islam, that was a racket! After being woken by my morning serenade our chaffeur (yes, chauffeur, try driving in Cairo and you'll get the point) would drive us over to Giza (that's where the Pyramids are, BTW) and we'd go riding through the desert (I had an Arab) ... (Pony that is). That was an experience for which I'm forever grateful. Even at a very early age I understood how lucky I was. Yes, it was a tough place to live, for many reasons, but I also discovered a great respect for the culture and the history and would never trade the experience for a childhood in Beverly Hills. We trvelled all over Egypt and parts of Africa and... well, I could write a few books about this but this is GFY, so I'll move on...

Oh wait... I should mention that I was arrested in Cairo, at the age of nine, for conspiracy to assassinate President Sadat (who was shortly thereafter shot by his own troops)... okay, moving on...

Then we moved to Bombay, India. Actually, it was tougher to live in Bombay than it was to live in Cairo! Oh dear... Let me clarify that India itself is a spectacular country, with an intensely colourful, multifaceted culture and truly beautiful people. Bombay, however, is a bit of a mess. The incredible levels of poverty that you're surrounded by in that city are beyond anything most of you can imagine, and as a child it was a confusing reality within which to exist. I couldn't make sense of it at all and while some of you may now have the impression that I was living a rather upscale colonial life... well, actually, I was, but it was very unsheltered. My parents wanted me to see the world the way it really is... which is admirable in a way but also very disturbing. But, to jump back to the positive again, I trekked up the himalayas on a pony, rode a steam train through the country, danced with naked hippies on a beach and developed a lifelong fondness for curry!

After India, I moved to Abu Dhabi, which I covered earlier in this thread... At the time, it was the wealthiest nation on earth. Imagine moving from the poverty of Bombay to the wealthiest nation on earth at almost-13... There's a book in that, too!

Then I moved to Toronto... which is truly one of the greatest cities on earth.

Now I'm in LA... and I love LA and realize how very privileged I am to have experienced so much so far.

One of the greatest gifts I've received from growing up all around the world is the ability to communicate with just about anybody on a very real level. Nobody seems much like a foreigner to me.

10. Why did you leave Python for AVN?

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I was at Python for 6 years. Everything I learned in this industry I learned over there. They're a great bunch of people and we'll be friends for life. Career-wise I needed a change though. That's why I started AlyTV; I was restless for something different to do. AVN made me a good offer and the freedom to choose my own adventure, so I decided what I could best do here, and am now attempting to do it! From my perspective, I saw AVN Online and Internext as pretty solid products that could serve our industry very well. However, I saw problems with the way the company was communicating with us; there was a growing chasm (by my perception) between AVN Online and it's intended audience. They were getting out of touch with the online industry, not getting involved, not playing with the other kids. I saw an opportunity (and need) to bridge that gap and slowly bring that perception back inline... Not because I'm some all-knowing arrogant asshole who thinks she has all the answers, but because I'm happy to get out and play with the other kids and find out what AVN can be doing better. It's remarkable what a difference a little communication makes! There's also something really cool about working with a tangible product again. Something you can hold in your hand, something you can smell, something you can find typos in and know that no matter how hard you try you're stuck with them forever! Yikes!

blablablablabla

Next thing we know you'll be acting like a monkey again ;)

Did somebody say Monkey?

Aly rocks!


Love ya Aly...looking forward to this one, good one Sleazy!

Aly is a sexy and wonderful woman .. bump 4 the lady in red.

tehe - you don't even remember telling me about it do you?

about a year ago

buuuhahahahahahahahaha

LMFAO .

I am entranced! Can't wait for the next part!

Hugs, Aly!!

Now, a picture of THIS would be more interesting to see than any porn I've ever seen posted on GFY. :thumbsup

C'mon Aly, you know you want to.

Oh... If I MUST! :winkwink:

http://alytv.com/ballgown.jpg

Oh my God I'm swwooooning over here.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aly this is great! I am waiting for more....... tick tock tick tock

11. Why did you choose the porn industry for a career? Are you obsessed with sex like everyone else in this business?
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I really didn't choose the porn industry for a career. I figured it would be a good way to pay off some bills before I moved on to something more appropriate. My plan was to work at Python for 2 years max, make lots of money, then go back to the 'real' world. The real world's still waiting. :winkwink:

As far as being obsessed with sex... Not really. No. Maybe that's more of a boy thing...? Actually, thinking about some of the women I know, perhaps not! I'm disgustingly well-balanced so I don't get particularily obsessive about anything really... Except my cellphone... I obsess about my cellphone; if it doesn't ring every ten minutes I turn it off and on again to see if it's still working. It's a bit of a problem.

OK, who hacked into Aly's account!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OK, everyone dial Aly up in the next 10 minutes!

1000+ page views in the first 24 hours - NOICE!

Nice Interview :thumbsup

Nice Sig Sleazy!

:1orglaugh Please do! LOL..

Answers!

Get back to the answers :winkwink:

I like it when Aly spanks me

It's been a while since we've had a question answered.

:sigh:

Maybe the rumours are true that Aly's at the point where she needs a midday nap.

12. What's the meaning of life?
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I'll try and keep this brief!


Here's the deal: Imagine a graph... like a waveform for example

http://www.alytv.com/graph1.jpg


Now, each of those dips and spikes represents good things and bad things (big and small) that happen in a day or a life even. Now imagine that your emotional or physical response to those triumphs and adversities is reflected as a shade of either red (negative) or blue (positive).

There are of course myriad shades of red to blue, but I've simplified that for this explanation.

If you were to take a snapshot of your life, or even the sum of a whole life and look through it from one end to the other, with all those responses washed into one colour, what shade of purple would you see?

A bluer response?

http://www.alytv.com/graph2.jpg


Or a redder response?

http://www.alytv.com/graph3.jpg


I'm not suggesting that we shouldn't allow ourselves to feel bad things or respond to tragedy but I think we sum up our lives with the levels of positivity that we not only present to others but also choose to allow ourselves. I also believe that the energy we exude and affect upon others (thus affecting their own responses) is the only logical legacy we leave behind.



So, the meaning of life my friends... is Periwinkle.

Sorry, I had to make graphs...

I would HIT IT!!!!

Periwinkle is a desaturated color in the blue-violet family. Its name is derived from the lesser periwinkle or myrtle herb (Vinca minor) which bears flowers of the same color.

I love wikipedia.org.

Was looking at your sig-

You may wish to look at our licensing of your content options.

13. Talk about nature vs nurture in the homosexual community and why is one often sceen as more valid than the other and your thoughts on this.
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We human beings are driven to 'make sense of' things and categorize them and create words to identify one thing from another. This is of course terribly clever of us and necessary for communicating as well as understanding our world. However, the downside of all this is that it's also rather limiting; we don't have the capacity or time to individually label an infinite number of shades of grey, and frankly that would be impractical. So, in order to make sense of things, we limit ourselves to the words BLACK, WHITE and GREY. We're all born perfect, and within that perfection lies a unique shade of grey that could just as easily sit at either end of the spectrum, and that unique shade of grey will most definitely be adjusted by personal development and experience.

FABULOUS!

14. How many different schools did you attend as a child? public/private?
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Four, I think.. All private.