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american pervert 06-21-2005 10:31 AM

hahahhaahah go ramos!!

cashengine 06-21-2005 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
You should never hire a hooker because, with your attitude, you will only be disappointed. I, on the other hand, view it as a fun business transaction (just like hiring a massage therapist). It's fun. I enjoy seeing hookers and your statement "and they are the only women they can get" is absolutely not true for me and for most "hobbiests". The men who hire hookers because it is the only way they can get laid are few and far between -- and those are the men who are often disappointed.


sex=$ thats the bottom line....im sorry but if I want to get a case of beer I don't want leftovers...same goes for women....who wants a cum sponge? porn is for jerking off and monogamy is not welcome here obviously...fantasy is a lot different than reality....

reality = no girl finds anal pleasurable....if they do they are sick...


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sicone 06-21-2005 10:36 AM

Ramo's... I'm not loaning you any more money :disgust

sicone 06-21-2005 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Look who Ramos bought to work with him this morning! Rough nite last nite, he's all tired and worn out.

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorg...ges/tranny.jpg


The owning of Ramos never ends :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WillyFRESH 06-21-2005 10:40 AM

Police Report:

Sting operation. A male from Roseville was arrested last night when he attempted to meet up with a prostitute who sold herself over the website www.craigslist.com. The subject was apprehended at 4 in the AM in Sacramento by the local police department after resisting arrest. He continually repeated: "where's my bitch!" even after being read his Miranda Rights. End Report.

tranza 06-21-2005 10:42 AM

Where are the pics Ramos??

S P A N N O W 06-21-2005 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillyFRESH
Police Report:

Sting operation. A male from Roseville was arrested last night when he attempted to meet up with a prostitute who sold herself over the website www.craigslist.com. The subject was apprehended at 4 in the AM in Sacramento by the local police department after resisting arrest. He continually repeated: "where's my bitch!" even after being read his Miranda Rights. End Report.

In addition, he was quoted by officers on the scene as repeatedly shouting,

"I ain't no kid! I ain't no kid!"

:1orglaugh

Ramos 06-21-2005 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american perv
hahahhaahah go ramos!!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Alex 06-21-2005 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

7hrs later.

What happened?

S P A N N O W 06-21-2005 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
7hrs later.

What happened?

He made bail!!! :1orglaugh

axelcat 06-21-2005 10:54 AM

50...........

Pete-KT 06-21-2005 10:57 AM

50 craigslists hookers

S P A N N O W 06-21-2005 10:58 AM

50 hours community service!!! :1orglaugh

TheGoldenChild 06-21-2005 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone
The owning of Ramos never ends :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Is that Houston?

:-))

TheGoldenChild 06-21-2005 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Look who Ramos bought to work with him this morning! Rough nite last nite, he's all tired and worn out.

http://web.swedevice.com/sistergeorg...ges/tranny.jpg

definitely Houston

Bigfuck 06-21-2005 11:10 AM

So update us Ramos! where are the pics?

Ramos 06-21-2005 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigfuck
So update us Ramos! where are the pics?

No pics......the title of the thread pretty much says it all :winkwink:

EroticySteve 06-21-2005 11:22 AM

Who needs hookers when you have Friendster?

Trixie Racer 06-21-2005 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashengine
im sorry but if I want to get a case of beer I don't want leftovers...same goes for women....who wants a cum sponge?

Every woman you date is a virgin? If not, even YOU date "cum sponges". Sorry, but that's how it is. Unless she's a virgin, she has experienced other men. Are YOU a virgin? How very holy of you to pass judgements on other people. :321GFY



Quote:

Originally Posted by cashengine
porn is for jerking off and monogamy is not welcome here obviously...

Nothing wrong with believing in monogamy. However, there is something VERY wrong with telling other people that they should have the same values as yourself.



Quote:

Originally Posted by cashengine
reality = no girl finds anal pleasurable....if they do they are sick...

Lots of girls enjoy anal. I actually prefer anal over vaginal sex. The orgasms are MUCH more intense!



The real reality is that you don't have an accurate view of reality! Not everyone is like you, not everyone is like me, and that's part of what makes life so interesting. :)

boneprone 06-21-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
One look at her photo and I'm convinced that it's a bait & switch ad. If it's for real (it's not), maybe the next time I'm passing through Sacramento.... :winkwink:


Exactly...

Craigslist is full of scams and cash and dash ripoff artists..

If you want the real deal everyone knows TER is the place to go.

Ramos 06-21-2005 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Exactly...

Craigslist is full of scams and cash and dash ripoff artists..

If you want the real deal everyone knows TER is the place to go.

Care to go double or nothing on game 6? :winkwink:

boneprone 06-21-2005 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
Care to go double or nothing on game 6? :winkwink:

Double or nothin a lapdace in Vegas?

Ok...

Who you like for tonight bud?

Ramos 06-21-2005 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Double or nothin a lapdace in Vegas?

Ok...

Who you like for tonight bud?

We're are going to do the lapdances regardless..you think Detroit can win in San Antonio?

2HousePlague 06-21-2005 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
Lots of girls enjoy anal. I actually prefer anal over vaginal sex. The orgasms are MUCH more intense!


trixie, trixie, trixie -- this is a DIRTY thread -- and i cannot tell ya what a pleasure it is to find you loitering here -- loved seeing ya in SD, btw.

y'all callin' hoes in the night, check out what a real woman looks like -- trixie, i'll bet you look just like your pix when you show up at the door -- :winkwink:


http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre.../pb/z04702.jpg


2HP

PurrrsianPussyKat 06-21-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
7hrs later.

What happened?

She stripped him naked, handcuffed him to the bed, took all his money and left him for housekeeping to find.

boneprone 06-21-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
We're are going to do the lapdances regardless..you think Detroit can win in San Antonio?


Yeah i think they can win... I think its gunna be pretty even.

Ill let you pick.

Double or nothin.... Pick a team.

boneprone 06-21-2005 11:51 AM

Trixie is family. The BP4L Vegas hookup.. Cant believe I missed her when I was down there last month.. But I did swing by, and I saw and met Shug Knight instead..

2HousePlague 06-21-2005 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Trixie is family. The BP4L Vegas hookup.. Cant believe I missed her when I was down there last month.. But I did swing by, and I saw and met Shug Knight instead..

icq me righ' now -- niggah -- :firehair


2HP

cashengine 06-21-2005 12:28 PM

Trixie, you are right, I'm not trying to be judgemental, sorry if come off like that. I'm just a purist, I believe having a partner you love and trust is the way to go, sexwise, anywise. I dont care what anyone else does. Sorry for the rant, I forget where I am sometimes...Here's to hookers!
:drinkup

tony286 06-21-2005 12:30 PM

what happened she is hot is she real?

tungsten 06-21-2005 12:31 PM

have fun :D

Kimmykim 06-21-2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashengine
sex=$ thats the bottom line....im sorry but if I want to get a case of beer I don't want leftovers...same goes for women....who wants a cum sponge? porn is for jerking off and monogamy is not welcome here obviously...fantasy is a lot different than reality....

reality = no girl finds anal pleasurable....if they do they are sick...


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You have some outdated and unrealistic views on women apparently...

Rich 06-21-2005 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashengine
sex=$ thats the bottom line....im sorry but if I want to get a case of beer I don't want leftovers...same goes for women....who wants a cum sponge? porn is for jerking off and monogamy is not welcome here obviously...fantasy is a lot different than reality....

reality = no girl finds anal pleasurable....if they do they are sick...


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Who is this clown? Monogamy is welcome, for those of us who practice it. What isn't welcome here is passing judgment on people for their sexual preferences and trying to force your values on other people.

No girl finds anal pleasurable? What are you, 16 years old? I think we may have located a virgin.

Nysus 06-21-2005 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
Who is this clown? Monogamy is welcome, for those of us who practice it. What isn't welcome here is passing judgment on people for their sexual preferences and trying to force your values on other people.

No girl finds anal pleasurable? What are you, 16 years old? I think we may have located a virgin.

He likely just grew up in a very conversative family that wasn't open about sex, or that sex was frowned upon, or something happened to him. It's like not his fault he has his current views. Everyone's opinion is based on what they believe, and what they believe is what they see and hear, and what they see and hear comes from their environment; family is generally the biggest factor.

Matt

abstractAFFect 06-21-2005 01:09 PM

oops. wrong one.

subVERSION 06-21-2005 01:14 PM

so... here's the accurate photo guys:
http://www.markmcaullay.com.au/photos/MM_tranny.jpg

After I saw the cape.. i was ouuuuta there.
But I left the video rolling :thumbsup
Anyone care to see footage?

Ramos 06-21-2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subVERSION
so... here's the accurate photo guys:
http://www.markmcaullay.com.au/photos/MM_tranny.jpg

After I saw the cape.. i was ouuuuta there.
But I left the video rolling :thumbsup
Anyone care to see footage?

They must be brothers... :helpme
http://ramos.adult.com/rocky.jpg

subVERSION 06-21-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
They must be brothers... :helpme
http://ramos.adult.com/rocky.jpg

Awww... I didnt think you would post your prom pics!

Ramos 06-21-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subVERSION
Awww... I didnt think you would post your prom pics!

Whatever it Takes! :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

subVERSION 06-21-2005 01:24 PM

Well.. now everyone can see that you LOVE perl necklaces! >=o)


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