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TurboAngel · 06-20-2005, 05:41 AM

My neighbor has been at it for a hour now, she takes about 3-4 hours. I don't get it the guy's come and do my yard in 1/2 a hour. The lawnmower is loud as shit.

kernelpanic · 06-20-2005, 05:42 AM

Takes me about half an hour with a riding mower.

sweetcuties · 06-20-2005, 05:44 AM

landscaper does it in less than 5minutes

CumSensei · 06-20-2005, 05:46 AM

45 minutes with my pimped out lanmower! And it only has One sensei horsepowwa!

I just cleaned out my straberry plants in the garden today...if sun shines another week we gonna be eating home grown strawberrys next weekend!!

CDSmith · 06-20-2005, 05:47 AM

My mower is whisper quiet. I get compliments from neighbors and people walking by all the time on how quiet it is. :D

I take about 30 mins to get it done.

But cutting hedges and monking around with flower beds brings things up to 1-2 hours.

gangbangjoe · 06-20-2005, 05:49 AM

about 2-3hours with the ridingmower

AdPatron · 06-20-2005, 05:50 AM

Lets here it for the mexicans.

TurboAngel · 06-20-2005, 07:00 AM

Well they guy's are doing my lawn now and she's still at it! LOL

Sosa · 06-20-2005, 07:16 AM

are your yards the same size? both being bagged? trimmed? etc?

DutchTeenCash · 06-20-2005, 07:17 AM

day or 2

TurboAngel · 06-20-2005, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

are your yards the same size? both being bagged? trimmed? etc?

Mine is a bit bigger cuz they have a deck, no bagging or trimming.

Veterans Day · 06-20-2005, 07:19 AM

front and back takes 2.5 hours

GweedZilla · 06-20-2005, 07:20 AM

about 45 minutes here. was in sears the other day and noticed they have Electric push mowers now, whats the scoop on those? anybody have one?

EroticySteve · 06-20-2005, 07:21 AM

One of the nice things about renting, no yard work. Florida sun is brutal for yard work.

ronaldo · 06-20-2005, 07:26 AM

It takes me about 2 seconds to say to the wife, "Time to mow the lawn don't you think?"

Takes her about an hour.

nojob · 06-20-2005, 07:30 AM

Never paid attention to that. Next time they come I will ask them.

Madame0120 · 06-20-2005, 07:31 AM

If I am puttering in the flower gardens, a few hours. But the lawn is outserviced and they get it done in less than an hour.

What I don't get is my nextdoor neighbor who can spend HOURS vaccumming something every Friday.

adonthenet · 06-20-2005, 07:33 AM

i dont have a yard =\\

Jace · 06-20-2005, 07:37 AM

shit, apparently a while, I started on the first of March and haven't got it done yet

Sosa · 06-20-2005, 07:39 AM

I love having a nice yard. I don't see how people can have a decent or nice looking house, and then dirt for their yard.

Barefootsies · 06-20-2005, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

My neighbor has been at it for a hour now, she takes about 3-4 hours. I don't get it the guy's come and do my yard in 1/2 a hour. The lawnmower is loud as shit.

I feel your pain.. every Sunday. Fucking lawboy is a good hour or more. HE apparetnly doesn't know how many times he is in the crosshairs.

hova · 06-20-2005, 07:41 AM

I don't have a yard

CDSmith · 06-20-2005, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

It takes me about 2 seconds to say to the wife, "Time to mow the lawn don't you think?"

Takes her about an hour.

That reminds me of a little johnny joke I once heard....

Little Johnny is in school, and the Teacher says "For today's lesson class, we will be learning the word 'contagious', and how to use it in a sentence. Can anyone give me an example of how this word might be used?"

Little Johnny is the only kid to put up his hand. The teacher says "No one else?", looks around and then reluctantly says "Okay little Johnny, use 'contagious' in a sentence."

Little johnny says "MY daddy used it today. He went to the front window and saw my mom mowing the grass. Then he said What the fuck's she doing using the push-mower? It'll take that cunt ages!

:D

Digibucks · 06-20-2005, 07:45 AM

i dont have a yard too...now im jealous again

Herb Kornfield · 06-20-2005, 07:54 AM

1 hour with the electric mower from Sears I got 4 years ago.

The electric mower absolutely kicks ass and seems to be unbreakable. My next door neighbor has gone thru 1 gas powered mower each year and I have the same orange Electric one.

I also have the Electric Side trimmer for the walkways to keep them nice and tidy.

Personally, I cant stand weekends when the other 29 houses in my development all have to mow their lawns 10 minutes AFTER the person next door is done. This makes for hours on end of mowing noise.............

ADL Colin · 06-20-2005, 07:58 AM

About 20 seconds to write a check.

DarkJedi · 06-20-2005, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I take about 30 mins to get it done.

If you mow your lawn yourself, YUO = POOR.

Furious_Male · 06-20-2005, 08:06 AM

About 2 hours with the rider. Another 1-2 hours trimming etc.

CDSmith · 06-20-2005, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

If you mow your lawn yourself, YUO = POOR.

Me=smart

My yard aint' that big, and I'm not a pretentious fucker like some people

Tough spelling them 3-letter words correctly eh dipshit?

Jace · 06-20-2005, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

If you mow your lawn yourself, YUO = POOR.

i LOVE mowing my yard...i love doing yard work too...excellent time to get outside, get exercise and be active....i spend 5-8 hours some days out there

Jace · 06-20-2005, 08:48 AM

in fact, i am sitting in the back yard now soaking up some rays, posting on gfy and watching the sprinklers do their thing

CDSmith · 06-20-2005, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

i LOVE mowing my yard...i love doing yard work too...excellent time to get outside, get exercise and be active....i spend 5-8 hours some days out there

Exactly.

I wouldn't say I LOVE it... but you're right about getting outside. We're having a run of absolutely gorgeous days here, temps in the high 80's and low 90's, sunny, breezy.... great days to be outside taking care of the yard.

Steve · 06-20-2005, 08:57 AM

I did yardwork as a kid, no way will I do that shit now. I get it done by my little landscrapers. Takes me like 45 seconds to write them a check ;)

TurboAngel · 06-20-2005, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I feel your pain.. every Sunday. Fucking lawboy is a good hour or more. HE apparetnly doesn't know how many times he is in the crosshairs.

On Sunday?

Barefootsies · 06-20-2005, 03:25 PM

Yep.

Every Sunday afternoon like clockwork, unless it's father's day or something. Then you can expect pinhead at like 7 or 8 Saturday night. It's fairly bright here now til about 9-10, but he HAS been out there in past years with flood lights.

That is for both day (as in crack ass of dawn, and evening).

VicD · 06-20-2005, 03:39 PM

the whole yard? I think it takes about 3 weeks

beemk · 06-20-2005, 03:46 PM

30 minutes tops if i weed whip.

FilthyRob · 06-20-2005, 03:47 PM

I guess that's one good thing about apartment life. No lawn to mow.

Now the down side about it is, no lawn to mow. :-(

beemk · 06-20-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

If you mow your lawn yourself, YUO = POOR.

spoken like a true gfy anti-socialite thats scared to leave the house.

NTSS · 06-20-2005, 04:09 PM

about 1 hour for me

06-20-2005, 05:41 AM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	How long does it take you to do the yard? My neighbor has been at it for a hour now, she takes about 3-4 hours. I don't get it the guy's come and do my yard in 1/2 a hour. The lawnmower is loud as shit.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	1 hour with the electric mower from Sears I got 4 years ago. The electric mower absolutely kicks ass and seems to be unbreakable. My next door neighbor has gone thru 1 gas powered mower each year and I have the same orange Electric one. I also have the Electric Side trimmer for the walkways to keep them nice and tidy. Personally, I cant stand weekends when the other 29 houses in my development all have to mow their lawns 10 minutes AFTER the person next door is done. This makes for hours on end of mowing noise.............

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