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			 I was informed today, at approximately 8:57pm... that my girlfriend........ wants to buy a Chihuahua.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 huh? that's cute.. goodluck! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 it's not the worst thing that she could want 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 fuck that, I hate little dogs 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 ohh Those things are annoying as hell. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 They have loads of problems..they are susceptible to tumors and heart problems..most have short lives 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 give it a piledriver and say you were playing... it will probably die 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I had an apple head.  g/f gave it away...Then we got a pug and someone stole the fucking dog.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 just beware of the chihuahua...you get jealous from now on  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I don't know how it got stuck under the car tire  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Awwwww LOL That's cute!! You know you want it too  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Man don't buy no punk ass Chihuahua. That shits gonna reflect on you and that's what matters. Tell her hell no and convince her to get a shepard or something anything but a toy dog ! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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