L.A. Musicians - List your skills here

I am curious of the level of skill here in l.a.

anyone know how to play piano?

i mean real piano, by ear, not from books. can you play chords on command?

guitarists?

speak up. if i give you a riff can you mimic it in a different octave?

what is the level of talent here?

what does this mean to you?

tama drum kit
mpc
korg triton pro x
electric guitar x2, one high, one fill.
A list songwriter
2 major l.a. arrangers
myself as composer and producer
2 female vocalists
2 males on harmony and melody vocals