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Donny · 06-18-2005, 09:28 AM

I love getting stuff like this. Very entertaining. He attempted to post it on my message board but had "technical difficulties" so he emailed me this morning to see if I'd fix the problem.

Let me quickly introduce myself: I'm a "retired" mathematician
working accidentally as code monkey for money in IT-biz, but with
solid hope of intellectual rebirth back to the roots in 3 months.

I'm addicted to Karma. Once I dicovered her surfing the web, I
began evolving tech skills like a private investigator. So I found
this board, too. Now famous PI's Rockford and Magnum accept me as
their gifted son from birth allowed to use the 45!

I am *not* gay (although this would make many things easier).

I am *not* a voyeur, nor am I a stalker or Peeping Tom.

I am german (for US: the kraut eating people living anywhere in europe,
where it's raining constantly, famous for having some bizarre ideas).

Medium sized organ with a tendency to grow and shrink.

Respect for you, Donny: Your work (artistically and technically)
and as person (handling models as human beings and not only
as pink dollar sources). Seems no faking on your sites. That's rare.
But how could you ever vote for GWB ??? Drunk, Drugs, NRA, Jesus ???
Okay, is apologised (Ego te absolvo). We all make mistakes sometimes.

Consider myself as "pornosopher". Consuming porn regularly
(with or without steady relationship does not matter). Some of my
past girlfriends shared my "bad habits" and had a lot of fun together.
Cock and Brain in perfect harmony.

BUT: Mainstream products like Hustler, Penthouse, etc and most
web stuff is boring to me. Smooth plastic barbies penetrated by
monster dicks for paying the rent in Beverly Hills. Or the
opposite: Dumb, ugly housewives surprising Daddy with stockings and
high heels in front of the tv running kiddy soaps, camera twisting.

I like exactly the style of solo girl shootings offered by you
(www.donniesgirls.com) or ATK (www.atkgallery.com). Enough for me.
The real thing *is* the greatest turn on, but meanwhile I use to
expand my universe and jerk off to those beautiful and natural
young girls. In reality and in fiction via www+multimedia I am
absolutly attracted to female masturbation theme. Makes me really
horny, kind of appetizer, illusion or art ? Who feels the same ?
For instance most of you demand Karma in boy/girl action. Not me!
Anyway it's too private for my eyes, (also too dark by the way!),
does not touch my masturbation fetish -- and last but not least:
I'm just a jealous guy.

That's it, folks. Anybody feeling like me ?

MaDalton · 06-18-2005, 09:31 AM

we germans are a strange kind of people...

Donny · 06-18-2005, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

we germans are a strange kind of people...

At the moment, this German has made my morning. All I can say is that I was amused and entertained.

And I loved this line:

Medium sized organ with a tendency to grow and shrink.

Holly · 06-18-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

we germans are a strange kind of people...

Your grammar and spelling were excellent, though. I didn't know you were a mathematician.

jacked · 06-18-2005, 09:40 AM

you must feel like a champ right now, not everyday a surfer writes you a book like that ;)

tranza · 06-18-2005, 09:40 AM

Lol... Funny e-mail.

Tala · 06-18-2005, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Your grammar and spelling were excellent, though. I didn't know you were a mathematician.

PlugRush Sascha · 06-18-2005, 09:48 AM

Haha, those fucking Krauts. Now excuse me while I go back to drinking hefeweizen, while I eat a bratwurst and some sauerkaut!

God do I hate Germany for 75% of its population. Funny e-mail though.

MaDalton · 06-18-2005, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

Your grammar and spelling were excellent, though. I didn't know you were a mathematician.

something my teachers would have never believed too...

Gottis · 06-18-2005, 10:44 AM

Germans send the weirdest emails, good thing they also rebill like crazy.

06-18-2005, 09:28 AM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Feedback from a member. (Gotta love my members) I love getting stuff like this. Very entertaining. He attempted to post it on my message board but had "technical difficulties" so he emailed me this morning to see if I'd fix the problem. Let me quickly introduce myself: I'm a "retired" mathematician working accidentally as code monkey for money in IT-biz, but with solid hope of intellectual rebirth back to the roots in 3 months. I'm addicted to Karma. Once I dicovered her surfing the web, I began evolving tech skills like a private investigator. So I found this board, too. Now famous PI's Rockford and Magnum accept me as their gifted son from birth allowed to use the 45! I am not gay (although this would make many things easier). I am not a voyeur, nor am I a stalker or Peeping Tom. I am german (for US: the kraut eating people living anywhere in europe, where it's raining constantly, famous for having some bizarre ideas). Medium sized organ with a tendency to grow and shrink. Respect for you, Donny: Your work (artistically and technically) and as person (handling models as human beings and not only as pink dollar sources). Seems no faking on your sites. That's rare. But how could you ever vote for GWB ??? Drunk, Drugs, NRA, Jesus ??? Okay, is apologised (Ego te absolvo). We all make mistakes sometimes. Consider myself as "pornosopher". Consuming porn regularly (with or without steady relationship does not matter). Some of my past girlfriends shared my "bad habits" and had a lot of fun together. Cock and Brain in perfect harmony. BUT: Mainstream products like Hustler, Penthouse, etc and most web stuff is boring to me. Smooth plastic barbies penetrated by monster dicks for paying the rent in Beverly Hills. Or the opposite: Dumb, ugly housewives surprising Daddy with stockings and high heels in front of the tv running kiddy soaps, camera twisting. I like exactly the style of solo girl shootings offered by you (www.donniesgirls.com) or ATK (www.atkgallery.com). Enough for me. The real thing is the greatest turn on, but meanwhile I use to expand my universe and jerk off to those beautiful and natural young girls. In reality and in fiction via www+multimedia I am absolutly attracted to female masturbation theme. Makes me really horny, kind of appetizer, illusion or art ? Who feels the same ? For instance most of you demand Karma in boy/girl action. Not me! Anyway it's too private for my eyes, (also too dark by the way!), does not touch my masturbation fetish -- and last but not least: I'm just a jealous guy. That's it, folks. Anybody feeling like me ?

06-18-2005, 09:31 AM	#2
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06-18-2005, 09:40 AM	#6
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06-18-2005, 09:48 AM	#8
PlugRush Sascha Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 2,772	Haha, those fucking Krauts. Now excuse me while I go back to drinking hefeweizen, while I eat a bratwurst and some sauerkaut! God do I hate Germany for 75% of its population. Funny e-mail though. __________________ Plugrush - Push ads, native ads, banners & pops. Buy & sell adult and mainstream traffic. Skype plugrushsascha

06-18-2005, 10:44 AM	#10
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