Today I am an American.

**Hank_Heartland** · 06-17-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

I'm sending it back to family there. We couldn't earn enough money with our oil wells, so they sent me up here to do porn.

Not really...they sent you up here to get them blond chicks

**Hank_Heartland** · 06-17-2005, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by Extreme Holly

what did I miss?? congrats

Holly, I don't think you want to understand this one...We need to have another beer together like in Phoenix and you will get it

**spunkmaster** · 06-17-2005, 10:58 PM

You have to be in the US 5 years to be a citizen not 3

**eroswebmaster** · 06-17-2005, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by spunkmaster

You have to be in the US 5 years to be a citizen not 3

I have very powerful friends.

**Pretty_Lara** · 06-18-2005, 12:35 AM

Congrats ! ! !

**titmowse** · 06-18-2005, 12:42 AM

Texas - It's a whole other country.

PS: Where's my fucking oil well? Nobody told me about the free oil wells and I've lived here for 44 years!

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