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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295
    #1

    Today I am an American.

    Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey. America.

    I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing.

    I passed this test with flying colors. So now here it is 3 years later and today I was sworn in. I am a now an American....God this place sucks.
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    • sniperwolf
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2005
      • 17743
      #2
      nice going!~
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        • NTSS
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2005
          • 5688
          #3
          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
          ...

          I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing...
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986
              #4
              Did you have to cross over any barbed wire?

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                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18641
                  #5
                  Originally posted by spunky
                  Did you have to cross over any barbed wire?
                  no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"
                  I like turtles.

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                    • cyber_ninja
                      Twerk That Ass
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 2197
                      #6
                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                      I am a now an American....God this place sucks.
                      no one is stopping you from going back

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                        • cyber_ninja
                          Twerk That Ass
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 2197
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"

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                            • eroswebmaster
                              March 1st, 2003
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 20295
                              #8
                              Originally posted by cyber_ninja
                              no one is stopping you from going back
                              Yes, a fine example of the US Public Education System.

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                                • Monique Niccole
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 5653
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                  Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey.
                                  Congrats. I need my lawn mowed. When can you be here?

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                                    • MBS Auto
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 1725
                                      #10
                                      Welcome to the US.... now pick up a gun and go to IRAQ he he he
                                      Shoes and Boot

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                                        • Digibucks
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 1899
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                          no he just walked in backwards and was saying "okay, okay i'm leaving"
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 38323
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                              I am a now an American....God this place sucks.
                                              Congrats. Excercise that free speech - if you don't you might lose it.

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                                                • Hank_Heartland
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 3987
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                  Yes, just a short 3 years ago I snuck across the border from Texas into the land of Milk and Honey. America.

                                                  I applied for citizenship and had to go through the strenous process of being able to name which menu offered to supersize a drink and fries vs biggie sizing.

                                                  I passed this test with flying colors. So now here it is 3 years later and today I was sworn in. I am a now an American....God this place sucks.
                                                  And now you take all your money back over that Texas border and live like a king fucker
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                                                    • eroswebmaster
                                                      March 1st, 2003
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 20295
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Hank_Heartland
                                                      And now you take all your money back over that Texas border and live like a king fucker

                                                      I'm sending it back to family there. We couldn't earn enough money with our oil wells, so they sent me up here to do porn.
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                                                        • Extreme Holly
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                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 444
                                                          #15
                                                          what did I miss?? congrats


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