I am always horny!! :Graucho

If the worse half can't keep up... LMK :winkwink:

Just kidding Stewie :upsidedow

my deep sympathy goes for you man :Oh crap

True, which leads to my "what no one knows" statement...

"I am fed via IV every night while I sleep, with a mixture of water, vitamin E, oyster extract, and a few other potent ingredients, to keep Vanilla from sexually abusing me to the point of drying my poor body out to an old, brittle husk."

so i sit here infront of the monitor.. getting wet all the time..sucks!

I have the entire Girls Gone Wild collection.

My dislike for you grows stronger each day..... :disgust

Things people dont know?

I HATE to get picked up. With a passion. Please dont pick me up when you see me.

I have found that out before the hard way...

50..,.,......

I've suffered from insomnia my whole life... :(

Guess not :1orglaugh

I'm sure it's because you are a tiny person that you get picked up alot... but good to know... I'll just buy ya a drink :thumbsup

I can't breathe in crowds. (makes tradeshows fun!)

When I first meet people I tend to imagine myself brutally murdering them in bloody hand to hand combat.

You meant murder them with your bloody keyboard

I have been naked in front of at least 10 industry friends... some while they were naked too.

I am sitting with 3 other GFYers right now.. and I have no underwear on.

Once, on a dare, I collapsed an empty 2 liter bottle by sucking the air out. :-)

The person next to me has no underwear on either.

I don't have any panties on..is it me? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Me too!!! I drove my parents fucking nuts growing up!!!

I have anxiety issues. I canlt be around too many people or I feel weird and imagine gruesome things happening to them.

I want a mistress. One with a small body, plush ass, tight box and small tits.

I tend to break shit when things give me a hard time. Example:
I once got so frustrated with an outsourced employee that I drop kicked the monitor his IM window was in hoping he would feel it...

I can't drive with other people in the car. I hate it.

I had chicken pox when I was 25, real bad.

Not fun when you're 25.

I rarely wear underpants.

I had it at 2 weeks old. Soooo badly, I almost died.

I am actually a girl.

penis penis penis

I like to play with dead animals because they are cute

Okay, I was kidding. . . um I have a degree in Sports Medicine from OSU and two other degrees, but I'd rather fuck and promote porn for a living.

I got so many "ticks" its not even funny.

I prefer to eat sugar with my peanut butter.
Egg's must always be "Over Easy".
I do not eat beef.
I tend to break phones, not through aggression, it just happens.
I prefer to design Naked and barefoot.

I have several anxiety issues.
I have Anxiety Attacks.
I do not take prescriptions even though I need them I refuse them.

Thats just a few.

i love to eat balot..