Any body buy a mimi trampoline and get the fucker put together in the same night? - GoFuckYourself.com

GiantGnome · 06-17-2005, 04:52 PM

2 hours later and i am still fighting with it. I layed it flat on the floor like directions said, but had no luck. If I get one end in, the other end is too far away. I swear this fucker was invented by the devil for the sole purpose to piss me off!

Let me take you all back to Christmas morning. Remember when your dear sweet mild mannered dad or husband opened up one of your gifts and began to put it together? 3 hours later, that same dad is now red and purple, out of breath, sweating from head to toe, angry with all man kind, and yelling and swearing and saying things like Dammit, I told you to shut the fuck up! If I hear you say one more word, so help me I will beat you to death with what I have together so far?

This bitch has me so freaking frustrated! !@#$%^&*

After Shock Media · 06-17-2005, 04:53 PM

This why you use 2 people.

kristin · 06-17-2005, 05:03 PM

I found out the joy of putting together children's toys when we had our first a little over a year ago ... I don't know how single moms do it.

GiantGnome · 06-17-2005, 05:10 PM

Hiya kristin! Please forgive me for what I am going to say next.

I HATE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife got tired of my bitching and whinning and.....well............ OH dammit Ill spit it out.........

My wife just got up and put it together in 5 minutes.

uno · 06-17-2005, 05:11 PM

Real men don't follow directions.

GiantGnome · 06-17-2005, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

Real men don't follow directions.

Thats how i was the first hour.

riddler · 06-17-2005, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

Hiya kristin! Please forgive me for what I am going to say next.

I HATE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife got tired of my bitching and whinning and.....well............ OH dammit Ill spit it out.........

My wife just got up and put it together in 5 minutes.

she read the directions huh?

Sosa · 06-17-2005, 05:14 PM

pay for someone to put it together for you

Matt 26z · 06-17-2005, 05:19 PM

You have to put the complicated toys together before Christmas morning so they are all ready to go.

iwantchixx · 06-17-2005, 06:27 PM

hahah owned by the wifey. man that's a blow to the ego haha.

The worst thing I ever put together was my fucking lawn mower.

Sheesh. What a pain. Real simple but the holes were not lined up properly so I had to adlib it.

06-17-2005, 04:52 PM	#1
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	Any body buy a mimi trampoline and get the fucker put together in the same night? 2 hours later and i am still fighting with it. I layed it flat on the floor like directions said, but had no luck. If I get one end in, the other end is too far away. I swear this fucker was invented by the devil for the sole purpose to piss me off! Let me take you all back to Christmas morning. Remember when your dear sweet mild mannered dad or husband opened up one of your gifts and began to put it together? 3 hours later, that same dad is now red and purple, out of breath, sweating from head to toe, angry with all man kind, and yelling and swearing and saying things like Dammit, I told you to shut the fuck up! If I hear you say one more word, so help me I will beat you to death with what I have together so far? This bitch has me so freaking frustrated! !@#$%^&* __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

06-17-2005, 04:53 PM	#2
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06-17-2005, 05:03 PM	#3
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I found out the joy of putting together children's toys when we had our first a little over a year ago ... I don't know how single moms do it. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

06-17-2005, 05:10 PM	#4
GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	Hiya kristin! Please forgive me for what I am going to say next. I HATE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My wife got tired of my bitching and whinning and.....well............ OH dammit Ill spit it out......... My wife just got up and put it together in 5 minutes. __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

06-17-2005, 05:11 PM	#5
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06-17-2005, 05:14 PM	#8
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06-17-2005, 05:19 PM	#9
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	You have to put the complicated toys together before Christmas morning so they are all ready to go.

06-17-2005, 06:27 PM	#10
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	hahah owned by the wifey. man that's a blow to the ego haha. The worst thing I ever put together was my fucking lawn mower. Sheesh. What a pain. Real simple but the holes were not lined up properly so I had to adlib it.