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HarrytheNazi

06-17-2005 10:15 AM

Tom Cruise is a major fag.

sonofsam

06-17-2005 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

She's apparently been seen sporting a fairly huge diamond,

insiders are working diligently to obtain the sex tape which will obviously be forthcoming.

I'd say a Holmes-Cruise sex tape would top Hilton's and Pam Anderson's combined. :D

a katie holmes tape would never come near what pamela andersons tape made... pamela is known WORLD WIDE... tom cruise is just as famous as pamela anderson, but women won't be the majority of people buying the tape

sonofsam

06-17-2005 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blerche

Tom Cruise is a major fag.

at least he gets to fuck katie homles

wedouglas

06-17-2005 10:22 AM

Classic haters in this thread :2 cents:

uno	06-17-2005 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tat2Jr

So homo Tom Cruise popped the question -
"Katie will you insert hampsters in my butt while we watch bi-porn".... "Oh, Tom! Yes, tom yes!"

That's Richard Gere.

uno	06-17-2005 10:23 AM

The whole thing still feels fake to me. :2 cents:

eamedia

06-17-2005 10:23 AM

How long before shes with a black rapper?

(Gk)	06-17-2005 10:25 AM

I wouldn't change Nicole for neither that girl, nor Penelope.. not even for a million dollaz!

uno	06-17-2005 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I am shocked that Scientology allows an OT-6 like Tom Cruise to marry a pre-Clear. If she enturbulates him and he leaves, won't that be a pretty big blow to the cult?

That is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

cherrylula

06-17-2005 10:27 AM

And their breakup will bring them just as much publicity when it happens. Such is the way with celebrities and their lives.

"all the world is a stage"

woj	06-17-2005 10:27 AM

50........

Greg Jacobson

06-17-2005 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

The sex tape would be hilarious

But who would stand in as Tom's stunt dick?

MandyBlake

06-17-2005 10:40 AM

i hope they're very happy for the time they are together.

axelcat

06-17-2005 10:42 AM

they look so odd together

MikeHawk

06-17-2005 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You know, I hate being so negative about it, I really do wish the happy couple well..

but we should start a divorce pool anyway. Name that date.

It will be divorce #1 for Katie,

and divorce #174 for top gun boy. :D

Come on now....you guys have to know this:

Katie is a "beard" similar to what Nicole was............Hollywood is famous for this kind of stuff, they did if for Rock Hudson for many many years.

Tom is as gay as a 7 dollar bill, i have a gay girlfriend from San Francisco, who swears Nicole lived for a short time years ago with her and her girlfriend.

Goes to show you to what length hollywood and Tom will go to keep box office tickets flowing.

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