So homo Tom Cruise popped the question - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 06-17-2005, 05:08 AM

Apparently, early this morning on top of the eiffel tower, where Katie Holmes said yes.

Divorce to follow...

Oh and if you clicked, you care.

StuartD · 06-17-2005, 05:09 AM

I'm surprised it took this long with how kooky he's been

Tat2Jr · 06-17-2005, 05:13 AM

So homo Tom Cruise popped the question -
"Katie will you insert hampsters in my butt while we watch bi-porn".... "Oh, Tom! Yes, tom yes!"

CDSmith · 06-17-2005, 05:17 AM

She's apparently been seen sporting a fairly huge diamond,

insiders are working diligently to obtain the sex tape which will obviously be forthcoming.

I'd say a Holmes-Cruise sex tape would top Hilton's and Pam Anderson's combined. :D

Jakke PNG · 06-17-2005, 05:21 AM

Isn't she that anorexic bitch?

nico-t · 06-17-2005, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Oh and if you clicked, you care.

damnit!

DarkJedi · 06-17-2005, 05:32 AM

I am shocked that Scientology allows an OT-6 like Tom Cruise to marry a pre-Clear. If she enturbulates him and he leaves, won't that be a pretty big blow to the cult?

Manowar · 06-17-2005, 05:34 AM

The sex tape would be hilarious

LauraLee · 06-17-2005, 05:41 AM

gee i am sure this one is going to last..

Rui · 06-17-2005, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

The sex tape would be hilarious

I bet it would have stuff like Katie Holmes fisting Tom's ass

CDSmith · 06-17-2005, 05:54 AM

You know, I hate being so negative about it, I really do wish the happy couple well..

but we should start a divorce pool anyway. Name that date.

It will be divorce #1 for Katie,

and divorce #174 for top gun boy. :D

EroticySteve · 06-17-2005, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Isn't she that anorexic bitch?

One of many anorexics floating around Hollywood.

I can never watch Top Gun again knowing that Tom Cruise has turned into a complete wuss.

They are the definition of co-dependent.

GweedZilla · 06-17-2005, 06:07 AM

I'm a fan of both of them but think they'll go down in hollywood couple flames sooner than later based on the fact she and chris klein were extremely private in their relationship and didn't let barely anything slip about them in like 5 years time. Now she's goin balls to the wall with Cruise in the public that I bet its only a matter of time before she gets sick of it.

milambur · 06-17-2005, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Oh and if you clicked, you care.

And you cared enough to start a thread about it....

CDSmith · 06-17-2005, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by milambur

And you cared enough to start a thread about it....

Again, it's all about sig views, you know this.

Cassie · 06-17-2005, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by milambur

And you cared enough to start a thread about it....

Spunky · 06-17-2005, 06:17 AM

Pr hype..probably a divorce in 6 months

TheLegacy · 06-17-2005, 06:34 AM

wheres the link?

either way.. they look good together, all the best

CDSmith · 06-17-2005, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

wheres the link?

Didn't get it from a link, got it from a news spot this morning on the radio.

It just happened early this morning, it will be all over everywhere by this afternoon I'm sure.

FrankWhite · 06-17-2005, 06:43 AM

angelsofporn · 06-17-2005, 06:43 AM

I really dont understand why guys like that ever ever ever get married.

pradaboy · 06-17-2005, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

insiders are working diligently to obtain the sex tape which will obviously be forthcoming.

I'd say a Holmes-Cruise sex tape would top Hilton's and Pam Anderson's combined. :D

No doubt! I wonder how many Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes domains will be regged due to this post

pradaboy · 06-17-2005, 07:00 AM

CD... here's a link to the story:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertain...lm/4102854.stm

The Ghost · 06-17-2005, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

The sex tape would be hilarious

I'm sure it would include a strap on and Mr. Cruise in the doggy position.

ronaldo · 06-17-2005, 07:11 AM

Geez and people wonder why these celebrity marriages don't last.

They've been a couple less than 2 months from what I know. How can you gauge in that short a period whether or not you want to spend the next 5 years of your life with someone.

taibo · 06-17-2005, 07:12 AM

why all the negative feedbacks, i wish them well

Holly · 06-17-2005, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghost Pro Sales

I'm sure it would include a strap on and Mr. Cruise in the doggy position.

I say it's him and the pool boy and she's not even in it.

CDSmith · 06-17-2005, 07:15 AM

CD's official divorce prediction: October 18th, 2006 @ 09:30 hrs CST.

:D

SaintElGrouch · 06-17-2005, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui

I bet it would have stuff like Katie Holmes fisting Tom's ass

Sam Granger · 06-17-2005, 07:18 AM

Good for them

hova · 06-17-2005, 07:31 AM

he should be able to get a hotter chick

candyflip · 06-17-2005, 07:31 AM

People are seeing thru your PR bullshit this time Tom.

61% of people questioned in a recent poll said that they think less of Tom Cruise as a result of this publicity blitz he's been on.

TurboAngel · 06-17-2005, 07:48 AM

I don't care for him myself.

LittleSassy · 06-17-2005, 08:19 AM

dman..i thought this was just a joke...

divorce=3months

Huggles · 06-17-2005, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I am shocked that Scientology allows an OT-6 like Tom Cruise to marry a pre-Clear. If she enturbulates him and he leaves, won't that be a pretty big blow to the cult?

Yeah but soon TC will be able to turn invisible and shoot lasers from his eyes, so all is fine.

Maybe him and John Travolta will join together and form Mega-Cruvolta

Scientology is fucked

flirty · 06-17-2005, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Again, it's all about sig views, you know this.

you're the man

EviLGuY · 06-17-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by angelsofporn

I really dont understand why guys like that ever ever ever get married.

Gotta give people stuff to talk about... its all good as long as they are talking about you when you are a celeb.

gangbangjoe · 06-17-2005, 09:42 AM

Katie Holmes is a hot piece of ass
id fuck her

BigRod · 06-17-2005, 09:43 AM

Yeah Id HIT Katie...more than once :P

Sosa · 06-17-2005, 10:14 AM

she is a hottie.

HarrytheNazi · 06-17-2005, 10:15 AM

Tom Cruise is a major fag.

sonofsam · 06-17-2005, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

She's apparently been seen sporting a fairly huge diamond,

insiders are working diligently to obtain the sex tape which will obviously be forthcoming.

I'd say a Holmes-Cruise sex tape would top Hilton's and Pam Anderson's combined. :D

a katie holmes tape would never come near what pamela andersons tape made... pamela is known WORLD WIDE... tom cruise is just as famous as pamela anderson, but women won't be the majority of people buying the tape

sonofsam · 06-17-2005, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blerche

Tom Cruise is a major fag.

at least he gets to fuck katie homles

wedouglas · 06-17-2005, 10:22 AM

Classic haters in this thread

uno · 06-17-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tat2Jr

So homo Tom Cruise popped the question -
"Katie will you insert hampsters in my butt while we watch bi-porn".... "Oh, Tom! Yes, tom yes!"

That's Richard Gere.

uno · 06-17-2005, 10:23 AM

The whole thing still feels fake to me.

eamedia · 06-17-2005, 10:23 AM

How long before shes with a black rapper?

(Gk) · 06-17-2005, 10:25 AM

I wouldn't change Nicole for neither that girl, nor Penelope.. not even for a million dollaz!

uno · 06-17-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I am shocked that Scientology allows an OT-6 like Tom Cruise to marry a pre-Clear. If she enturbulates him and he leaves, won't that be a pretty big blow to the cult?

That is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

cherrylula · 06-17-2005, 10:27 AM

And their breakup will bring them just as much publicity when it happens. Such is the way with celebrities and their lives.

"all the world is a stage"

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