yo chips, show me some results

101 :error

eidt: no 100 :(

AH HA!!! SO IT WASNT A POST BOT!

Btw, he edited it. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SEO is not rocket science? ;)

GFY history? :1orglaugh

we both got wojowned...

nooooooooooooo

Im not a FAKE NICK - I WORKED MY BALLS FUCKING OFF.

I find it hard to GET TO MARKET.

Why cant you guys see that??????????

Im fucking sure you dudes have worked your fucking fuck off nuts off.

The circles are down to ME yes for sure - but I dont know how to make money from my program - apart from using it myself - but that goes without saying.

Fucking fuck fuck fuck if there is only someone I can trust to TAKE ME TO MARKET.

Its not like Im being a hahahaha or anything - im trying to do business.

No Im not from india btw. :)

Shhhhhhh!!
WG

I'm gonna go with this being Creative/Pad/187 character. Seems to be consistent with the low post count and the attitude. Especially in the last post.
WG

Try me, you might be surprised what I'd understand.
WG

Well - ive made a few.

Havent we all?

The screen dump was hard for me to do and I did it.

Slag me off if you will.

ICQ Wired?

204/894/230

ahh the irony...


a programmer that created a program thats supposed to help you market is asking for marketting advice...

Off to bed.

Post the ICQ wired. Ive got a product.

Interesting thread. You better call this thing theBASTARD. :thumbsup

If this Barstard really works you need to hook up with a real player. There hasnt been many in this thread. If you would like some real advice ICQ me 77762980

Renamed the jpg.

Hmmmm interesting. Can this work with an ARMY of real writers pumping out REAL researched text? Im completing several mainstream product vertical content networks and this might be helpful. ICQ me, buddy.

I believe you are correct, sir!
http://www.gonzo.in/images/ed.jpg

MrChips

I'm interested in using your software and am ready to order.
My e-mail address is webmaster at cocoaporn dot com
I respect your hard work, great minds build great things.

Looking forward to hearing from you

288-415-129

Thats my ICQ number. Not the one XLOGGER published.

The ICQ name is Captain Picard - (after my late pet rabbit of 10 fucking years.)

:(

Isn't that Franck's? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
This thread was fun. Wach him be pissed as hell tomorrow.

I think you're legit, So I have a couple more ideas for you.

Don't forget an affiliate program. Several somewhat similar progs have successful affiliate systems (example: phantomcloaker.com). I've seen their banners floating around several webmaster boards. Let other people do the marketing work and you make $$$.

FINALLY... find choose a really kickass name. "theBASTARD" could work, but might scare off some mainstream marketing opportunities. In any case, you need a name that will lend itself to really a catchy branding campaign. Again, Phantom Cloaker has done a good job in this area.

Hit me up. xs -@- xsaxs.com

Ive goto sleep friends. Im fucking whacked.


Mark

Peace out man. Thank for talking you're time and talking on icq. I will be on all day tomorrow. Be sure to hit me up. To be honest (if this works and i was in your position), i wont sell it. I will keep it to myself and wont overexpose it to searchengins. Good luck with it. :thumbsup

No harm done with my posts, i was j/k around.

MrChips if you need and beta testers or whatever hit me up man!

Antonio: hook me up with that link jb AT consumemygenitals DOT com

Pissed as hell?

Again - this forum doesnt half show the wheat from the chaff.

Sometimes I bloddy wonder what the hell is going on - and at the end of the day ive got the program.

Might I pleae say that I have had a really enjoyable chat with you guys tonight where possible.

I'd die to meet up with you and talk the talk and walk the walk etc.

Have a chat and a few beers. Cheers all

Mark.

Is it true meta descriptions still rule?

This thread makes no sense. He claims to have built the ultimate search engine marketing tool, and he wants advice on how to market it?

I believe you.

In most cases the programmers dont know how to market and the people who can market stuff don't know how to program.

The more you know of 1 the less you know of the other. Everybody has the strong points. Good thing about good at marketing is that you can always pay someone to make a program for you :winkwink:

Best promo thread ever! I bet this dude has 1000 ICQ's by now.

EXACTLY NETRODENT - I dont know how to market it.

I want advice. It seems to me like thats hard to come by these days.

Fuck it in a bucket - dont knock me - im asking for :-

HELP TO MARKET

affiiliate program set up maybe.
cost of product.
renewals.
shave % (I would never shave anyone - I SWEAR ON MY LIFE)

Quit the FUCKING FUCK KNOCKING ME I WORKED LIKE A hahahaha ON THIS
AND IVE NOT HARMED ANY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

I run other forums, and when a member wants straight advice I give it,

Fack ive gotten to the point where I dont even know what im bleeding asking for.

Mark.
(a fucked up programmer with a big fucking product with 7 or 8 years behind it)

Fairly content though - papering the back room tomorrow.

:)
laters all ?(those who dont want to take the piss that is)

Any relation to Chio the pirate ?

he should ask Google.


its a doorway page maker, Google has seen it before.

way do you think Google keeps changing the page rank algorithim?

If it worked 1/100th as good as your are claiming, you would have NO need or desire to sell it regardless of the price.

:2 cents:

This little piggy went to the MARKET!

I'm interested: icq#11189755

sounds like bullshit to me, dude doesnt talk serious one bit, just talks about how good his program is over and over.. and how long he spend working on it etc. and if i built such thing i wouldnt sell it or even talk about it.

:thumbsup :winkwink:

Uploading pages at set or random intervals, creating random internal/external linking structures,html,css etc etc to leave zero footprint is no big deal.

What is the holy grail is to have totally auto-generated, contextually relevent and totally unique sentences and paragraphs that are human readable.

If this application can actually do that then it is worth checking out. If it is merely scraping from the web what it thinks are relevent sentences and mixing them all up to create a "page" then it isn't anything to write home about.

why u use some much fuck words?

Im fucking sure you dudes have worked your fucking fuck off nuts off.


Fucking fuck fuck fuck if there is only someone I can trust to TAKE ME TO MARKET

:X

anyway beep me have some ideas for u , look in sig

Here are a few comments....

1) If you've been developing this project for 7-8 years, that goes back to when startups were booming and 'ideas' were making tons of investor cash. Why wouldn't you have tried to get someone to buy your idea or invest back then and be rich now ?

2) If your software truly works as you claim, as others above me said, you would not need to care about trying to sell/lease it. Simply keep snatching up domains and using it. Even if you can only manage to make $50/domain with it, just keep adding them and it' simple math.

Aww shit... does this fucking thing mean I'm going to get more e-mails that say,

"Hey Stuart! - You've been appalled at the bannanna prorgrams lately? We have just the Ci-Alis to help your barracuda meet its Nikola Tesla! Seriously! It's all about the belt gap inside the Aceptiomenaphin!"


Anyhoo... Mr Chips.. looks like a nice program. If it works as advertised, which most shit does not... then more power to you, and hit me on ICQ to tell me how to help you. My problem is this.... and I've been a businessman for quite some time.....

If in fact, I had the knowledge, and the power to create such a tool, I would be the only person that EVER knew about it. I would also be subsuqently SMASHING the fuck out of every internet industy that contained even one iota of cash from adult, to casinos, to kid's party favors. I wouldn't tell a soul what I was doing, much less advertise the program. (because it's such a monster).

Are you getting ready to "boost" your own SEO company? If so just say it, no need to cloak it.

And that's what I have for now. :)
Bling!

:bowdown no, no real players here but you.

I read lsiwebbuild.com, and it looks interesting.. I don't see why you wouldn't just use this yourself. If you did program this, you're not a dumb guy, and you could definately find a "market" without assistance. :)

BTW, post screenshots.

I know who this is. Yes, it's fake nick and yes, he's fucking with us.:1orglaugh