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  • SmokeyTheBear
    ►SouthOfHeaven
    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #1

    Police arrest killer cow.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050610/...nigeria_cow_dc

    Nigerian police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said Thursday.


    The horned African cow, which was wandering stray in the Ojo district of Nigeria's biggest city Lagos, also injured several bystanders after killing the man.

    "The cow went mad, ran into a bus driver and knocked him down. Efforts to revive him were fruitless," said Lagos police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni.

    Some people suggested the animal be shot, but the district police officer ordered it to be taken alive.

    "You know what it will take to arrest a mad cow?" one newspaper quoted a policeman as saying. "We applied ingenuity and arrested the cow, which is now being detained at the station," he said without going into details.

    Ojajuni said police were seeking the cow's owner to press charges for failing to keep it under control.
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  • r3ap3r
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    • Jul 2004
    • 3535

    #2
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    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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      • Jul 2004
      • 38323

      #3
      That wasn't just a mad cow, he was pissed!!!



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      • Turboface
        Back in Black
        • Mar 2002
        • 9976

        #4
        That's messed up. One second you're taking a squirt on the side of the road - the next thing you know, you're being mauled to death by a cow!

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        • SmokeyTheBear
          ►SouthOfHeaven
          • Jun 2004
          • 28609

          #5
          Originally posted by Turboface
          That's messed up. One second you're taking a squirt on the side of the road - the next thing you know, you're being mauled to death by a cow!

          Its actually not so strange. In the rockies you gotta watch out for moose when your taking a piss..

          Shitty way to go though
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          • boner 2.0
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2004
            • 10970

            #6
            The cow was canadian






            hehehe

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            • smack
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              • Mar 2002
              • 10652

              #7
              it's not the cow's fault. he played to many violent video games and warped his mind.
              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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              • taibo
                Confirmed User
                • May 2005
                • 3720

                #8
                some odd reason i found that a little funny

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                • UniversalPass Pete
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 7368

                  #9
                  Probably mad about that ground beef thing.


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                  • SmokeyTheBear
                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 28609

                    #10
                    Originally posted by UniversalPass Pete
                    Probably mad about that ground beef thing.

                    Or the fact we systematically rape the female cows breasts for its sweet sweet tiity goo.
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                    • BukkakeBrown
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 734

                      #11
                      sounds dumb.... better than arresting random brothas tho... take it out on the cows, they got like a 5 second memory they dont give a fuck
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                      • Antonio
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                        • Oct 2001
                        • 14136

                        #12
                        haha
                        my father was a cop, and he told me about a case where a bull ran wild in a small town, and they had to shoot it

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                        • nofx
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 16826

                          #13
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                          • xclusive
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                            • Apr 2004
                            • 35218

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                            That wasn't just a mad cow, he was pissed!!!



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