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06-11-2005, 08:30 PM

I had the door cracked open so that my husband and daughter could get back in. I heard them coming so I looked over at the door and this li tle baby came walking in, scared, shivering and dehydrated. Not sure how old it is, but it only weighs about 4 oz. or so....

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06-11-2005, 08:32 PM

prepare the garlic sauce
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06-11-2005, 08:32 PM

What the heck is it?

I don't think we have those in Canada...

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06-11-2005, 08:32 PM

watch out for momma. shes bound to be near.

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06-11-2005, 08:33 PM

Ah..is that a opossum? he probably lost it's moms

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06-11-2005, 08:33 PM

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06-11-2005, 08:33 PM

looks like a mini possum

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06-11-2005, 08:34 PM

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06-11-2005, 08:37 PM

Grab your husband and daughter and escape while you still can!!!

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06-11-2005, 08:37 PM

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06-11-2005, 08:40 PM

It is a opossum...a tiny little opossum And I didn't even know we had them in Cancun !

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06-11-2005, 08:41 PM

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Yep...I'm the Dad

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06-11-2005, 08:45 PM

I can already smell the opossum stew a'boilin.

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06-11-2005, 08:47 PM

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I can already smell the opossum stew a'boilin.

You must be a hillbilly

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06-11-2005, 08:48 PM

Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

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06-11-2005, 08:51 PM

what the fuck!!

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06-11-2005, 08:51 PM

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06-11-2005, 08:53 PM

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Too funny...I never even looked at your location

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06-11-2005, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by dirtydesignz

I had the door cracked open so that my husband and daughter could get back in. I heard them coming so I looked over at the door and this li tle baby came walking in, scared, shivering and dehydrated. Not sure how old it is, but it only weighs about 4 oz. or so....

What are you going to do with it?

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06-11-2005, 08:57 PM

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prepare the garlic sauce

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06-11-2005, 08:57 PM

damn in the hood ppl get crackheads runnin in when u unlock the doors... ur lucky u got a cute little mouse

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06-11-2005, 08:57 PM

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What are you going to do with it?

Well, I guess we will get it rehydrated and then start feeding it. Get it healthy and weighing over a half pound, and then take it to the jungle and release it

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06-11-2005, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by dirtydesignz

Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

that thing looks like a rat
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06-11-2005, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by Antonio

that thing looks like a rat

When it first ran in, rat was the first thing that came to mind...but it really is a harmless opossum I've done alot of research on the damn things tonight....

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06-11-2005, 09:03 PM

Looks kinda cute.

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06-11-2005, 09:04 PM

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Looks kinda cute.

It is so cute...I've never seen one before. We raised a raccoon before, so I'm hoping this is just as fun

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06-12-2005, 08:33 AM

She made it thru the night! Now we are off to get lactated ringers to get her rehydrated.

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06-12-2005, 08:34 AM

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Grab your husband and daughter and escape while you still can!!!

Oh yeah, and vacumn your floor too, hehe.

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06-12-2005, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by dirtydesignz

Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

..... i'm cold too

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06-12-2005, 08:39 AM

cute little thing, you should keep it as a pet! would be like a cat that can hang upside down on things.
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06-12-2005, 08:40 AM

http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/oposs...orttailopp.htm
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06-12-2005, 08:41 AM

here's an info page for you... has a "what to do with an orphaned baby opossum" section ;)

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06-12-2005, 08:48 AM

Thanks for the links

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06-12-2005, 08:51 AM

get rid of it before it scratches you.. they are all infectet with germs... do NOT get attached to it.. Killing it would be the best for all of you...
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06-12-2005, 08:53 AM

Oppossum are so freaking mean and nasty when they mature -- don't get too attached

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06-12-2005, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by dirtydesignz

Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

Lucky rat. Is she going to breastfeed it?

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06-12-2005, 09:24 AM

Awww, widdle baby 'possum, how cute.

Us kids used to raise newborn 'pussums and 'coons on the farm, they make great pets if handled frequently and lovingly (looks like you guys have that covered, hehe). Give it a nice warm sterile bath (mild soap and salt) and get a rabbit cage, ferret pellets make great food for them.

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06-12-2005, 09:28 AM

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06-12-2005, 09:37 AM

*Raccoons, hehe. Sorry, is my red neck showin' again? *snort*

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06-12-2005, 09:41 AM

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Awww, widdle baby 'possum, how cute.

Us kids used to raise newborn 'pussums and 'coons on the farm, they make great pets if handled frequently and lovingly (looks like you guys have that covered, hehe). Give it a nice warm sterile bath (mild soap and salt) and get a rabbit cage, ferret pellets make great food for them.

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Yep, we raised a coon too He was awesome and so smart. From everything I've read about opossums, they are more resilient to rabies than any other mammal. And they are cleaner than cats or dogs and carry less diseases that them too I'm not worried in the slightest about her getting mean.

I'm not planning on keeping her as a pet really (but who knows), we just want to get her to where she is healthy and can make it on her own...it's the right thing to do

Ferret pellets...just saw those at the store In Mexico it's hard to get the things we could in the US..but since we were ranchers for so long, my husband is good with vet work, so he will do the sub q rehydration...if we can find the lactated ringers

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06-12-2005, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by dirtydesignz

Yep, we raised a coon too He was awesome and so smart. From everything I've read about opossums, they are more resilient to rabies than any other mammal. And they are cleaner than cats or dogs and carry less diseases that them too I'm not worried in the slightest about her getting mean.

I'm not planning on keeping her as a pet really (but who knows), we just want to get her to where she is healthy and can make it on her own...it's the right thing to do

Ferret pellets...just saw those at the store In Mexico it's hard to get the things we could in the US..but since we were ranchers for so long, my husband is good with vet work, so he will do the sub q rehydration...if we can find the lactated ringers

Yes indeedy, they are very clean, always preening their coats and faces. Consider looking online for the proper formula and have it shipped right to you, but you should be able to get away with human baby mix in the meantime if you can find it locally.

How awesome of you guys, really. 'Possums get an unwarranted bad rap, best of luck to you both.

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06-12-2005, 10:14 AM

My cat would so make that his lunch. lol

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06-12-2005, 12:13 PM

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Yes indeedy, they are very clean, always preening their coats and faces. Consider looking online for the proper formula and have it shipped right to you, but you should be able to get away with human baby mix in the meantime if you can find it locally.

How awesome of you guys, really. 'Possums get an unwarranted bad rap, best of luck to you both.

We just did the first sub q injection of lactated ringers...hopefully she will perk up in no time

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06-12-2005, 12:19 PM

With that kind of love and attention, I am sure she will.

*Note to self, if I am ever reincarnated as an orphaned animal make sure I end up between....err, I mean make sure I end up at Lizzie's doorstep. >;-)

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06-12-2005, 12:21 PM

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06-12-2005, 12:23 PM

If you're feeding and nurturing it now, how exactly do you expect it to live and fend for itself once you release it?

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06-12-2005, 12:35 PM

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06-12-2005, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Sly

If you're feeding and nurturing it now, how exactly do you expect it to live and fend for itself once you release it?

Well, getting to the point where she can eat food on her own is a good start and then introducing food that she will find in the jungle area here....

At this point, I just feel like it's the right thing to do and that is just the kind of person I am...

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06-12-2005, 12:46 PM

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06-12-2005, 12:46 PM

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