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CrazyNakedChick 06-12-2005 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
Yep, we raised a coon too:) He was awesome and so smart. From everything I've read about opossums, they are more resilient to rabies than any other mammal. And they are cleaner than cats or dogs and carry less diseases that them too:) I'm not worried in the slightest about her getting mean.

I'm not planning on keeping her as a pet really (but who knows), we just want to get her to where she is healthy and can make it on her own...it's the right thing to do :)

Ferret pellets...just saw those at the store:) In Mexico it's hard to get the things we could in the US..but since we were ranchers for so long, my husband is good with vet work, so he will do the sub q rehydration...if we can find the lactated ringers :)

Yes indeedy, they are very clean, always preening their coats and faces. Consider looking online for the proper formula and have it shipped right to you, but you should be able to get away with human baby mix in the meantime if you can find it locally.

How awesome of you guys, really. 'Possums get an unwarranted bad rap, best of luck to you both. :thumbsup :thumbsup

PurrrsianPussyKat 06-12-2005 11:14 AM

My cat would so make that his lunch. lol

dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyNakedChick
Yes indeedy, they are very clean, always preening their coats and faces. Consider looking online for the proper formula and have it shipped right to you, but you should be able to get away with human baby mix in the meantime if you can find it locally.

How awesome of you guys, really. 'Possums get an unwarranted bad rap, best of luck to you both. :thumbsup :thumbsup

We just did the first sub q injection of lactated ringers...hopefully she will perk up in no time :)

CrazyNakedChick 06-12-2005 01:19 PM

With that kind of love and attention, I am sure she will.

*Note to self, if I am ever reincarnated as an orphaned animal make sure I end up between....err, I mean make sure I end up at Lizzie's doorstep. >;-)

hova 06-12-2005 01:21 PM

kill the bastard!

Sly 06-12-2005 01:23 PM

If you're feeding and nurturing it now, how exactly do you expect it to live and fend for itself once you release it?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-12-2005 01:35 PM

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/li...m_cookbook.jpg

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Opossum

The opossum is a very fat animal with a peculiarly flavored meat. It is dressed much as one would dress a suckling pig (page 192), removing the entrails, and, if desired, the head and tail. After it has been dressed, wash thoroughly inside and out with hot water. Cover with cold water to which has been added 1 cup of salt. Allow to stand overnight; in the morning, drain off the salted water and rinse well with clear, boiling water.

'Possum and Sweet 'Taters

1 opossum
Salt
1 quarter water
4 slices of bacon
Bread Stuffing (page 43)
8 small sweet potatoes

Scald possum in lye water and scrape off the hair, taking care not to break the skin. Dress whole, leaving on head and tail. Rub inside and out with salt; let stand in cool place overnight. Place breast-up in roaster, add 1 quart water, place 3 or 4 slices of bacon across breast, cover closely and bake in moderate oven (350 degrees F.) 45 minutes. Fill with Bread Stuffing (page 43) moistened with juice from roaster, surround with sweet potatoes and bake uncovered until very tender and well browned, about 1 hour. Allow 1/3 pound per person.

Stuffing

1 tablespoon butter, 1 large chopped onion, opossum liver (optional), 1 cup break crumbs, chopped red pepper, dash or Worcestershire sauce, 1 hard-cooked egg (chopped fine), salt, water

Melt butter in frying pan and add onion. When it begins to brown, add finely chopped liver of opossum, if desired, and cook until the liver is tender and well done. Add bread crumbs, a little red pepper, Worcestershire sauce, egg, salt and water to moisten. Stuff opossum; sew opening or fasten with skewers. Place in roaster, add 2 tablespoons water and roast in moderate oven (350 F) until very tender and richly browned, about 1 and 1/2 hours. Baste every 15 minutes with drippings. Remove skewers or stitches, and place opossum on heated platter. Skim fat from gravy remaining in pan; serve gravy separately. Serve with baked yams or sweet potatoes. If head has been left intact, place a red apple or a baked sweet potato in the mouth. Serves about 10.
Bon apetit...er I mean appetit,

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dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
If you're feeding and nurturing it now, how exactly do you expect it to live and fend for itself once you release it?

Well, getting to the point where she can eat food on her own is a good start and then introducing food that she will find in the jungle area here....

At this point, I just feel like it's the right thing to do and that is just the kind of person I am...

dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/li...m_cookbook.jpg



Bon apetit...er I mean appetit,

ADG Webmaster

I'm not a fucking hillbilly ....

SaintElGrouch 06-12-2005 01:46 PM

hahahahaha @ opossum n sweet taters

woj 06-12-2005 01:46 PM

50......... :glugglug

dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyNakedChick
With that kind of love and attention, I am sure she will.

*Note to self, if I am ever reincarnated as an orphaned animal make sure I end up between....err, I mean make sure I end up at Lizzie's doorstep. >;-)

Anytime :thumbsup

dig420 06-12-2005 01:55 PM

I would look for the momma and try to give it back to her.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-12-2005 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
I'm not a fucking hillbilly ....

http://www.tomservo.cc/show.aspx/redneck.gif

("Not a fucking hillbilly...", gawderned uppity flatlander bitch - j/k). :)

Yes ma'am, whatever you say, you just like taking in vermin critters and raising them as your children. Nothing illegal about that I reckon.

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CrazyNakedChick 06-12-2005 02:21 PM

Pfft. People hate flies too but without them the world would quickly fill up with the decaying carcases of animals passed.

Rock on, Lizzie. You're good people and certainly the kind of person I am bettered by knowing. :)

Mr.Fiction 06-12-2005 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

http://www.perlmountain.com/opie2.jpg


Cute photograph!

Violetta 06-12-2005 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by woj
50......... :glugglug

Im gonna get a postbot that just quotes woj's 50 bot!

woj 06-12-2005 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky
Im gonna get a postbot that just quotes woj's 50 bot!

go for it :1orglaugh

dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
http://www.tomservo.cc/show.aspx/redneck.gif

("Not a fucking hillbilly...", gawderned uppity flatlander bitch - j/k). :)

Yes ma'am, whatever you say, you just like taking in vermin critters and raising them as your children. Nothing illegal about that I reckon.

ADG Webmaster

Why did you even post in my thread? Just to be an ass? For one thing it's not illegal to help an animal in distress and secondly, I'm not raising her as my child, that is stupid to even say.

If you are not the kind of person that would help an orphaned animal, then you are not my kind of people anyhow...so go away.

dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyNakedChick
Pfft. People hate flies too but without them the world would quickly fill up with the decaying carcases of animals passed.

Rock on, Lizzie. You're good people and certainly the kind of person I am bettered by knowing. :)

Thank you :)

pornguy 06-12-2005 04:56 PM

Take good care of him, and in about 6 months, simmer in white gravy!!!

Monique Niccole 06-12-2005 04:58 PM

Most people around here eat those :repuke

dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy
Take good care of him, and in about 6 months, simmer in white gravy!!!

I don't think so.... :Oh crap

dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 05:12 PM

Yea...she is eating good now!
http://www.perlmountain.com/opie3.jpg

Satisfaction 06-12-2005 06:17 PM

thats one cute lil fella

pxxx 06-12-2005 08:12 PM

What is that? It look like a rat.

DesignWise 06-12-2005 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

http://www.perlmountain.com/opie2.jpg


i might step on you door dehydrated soon... :thumbsup

Spankys Teens 06-12-2005 09:42 PM

sweet animal and good to know there are some people that take care of strays instead of getting the BBQ ready....I bow down to ya...great job!!

kaylacruz 06-12-2005 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BukkakeBrown
damn in the hood ppl get crackheads runnin in when u unlock the doors... ur lucky u got a cute little mouse

lol everyone needs a little crackhead on thier couch hahaha

dirtydesignz 06-12-2005 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Spankys Teens
sweet animal and good to know there are some people that take care of strays instead of getting the BBQ ready....I bow down to ya...great job!!

Thanks :) I couldn't even imagine just letting her die...

nofx 06-12-2005 10:12 PM

fry it up with some crawdads and butter dip

Furious_Female 06-12-2005 11:18 PM

Awwwwwwww how cute!!!!!!! :)

FilthyRob 06-12-2005 11:19 PM

gotta love wild life

SweetArmo 06-12-2005 11:22 PM

I hate oppossums

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-13-2005 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
Why did you even post in my thread? Just to be an ass? For one thing it's not illegal to help an animal in distress and secondly, I'm not raising her as my child, that is stupid to even say.

If you are not the kind of person that would help an orphaned animal, then you are not my kind of people anyhow...so go away.

Me: Save the humans...

Lizzie: Fuck you. Save the orphaned opposums.

Me: Why, I oughta...

Lizzie, lighten up, I was only joking. Honestly, I don't put 3 Stooges and Hillbilly photos in my serious posts.

I only put 3 Stooges ogling a naked chick in my serious posts:

http://home.tiscali.be/nelekes/Real5/3%20stooges.jpg

Now get out of here and go feed your opposum.

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363R 06-13-2005 06:13 AM

Place it under your back tire of your car and run that nasty thing over. I hate opposums. They are nasty vile creatures.

Vitasoy 06-13-2005 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
Oh look at this...keeping it warm...awwww!

http://www.perlmountain.com/opie2.jpg

Aww That lucky furry animal!

basschick 06-13-2005 06:34 AM

your local pound or pet store should be able to sell you some formula that is right for baby possums. you can mix it with the dry food - that lil guy is too small not to need formula for a while.

if you raise him and then let him go, he'll be too trusting and a human will kill him. if he gets along with you and your family, maybe he'll be a nice addition to the family.


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