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sickkittens 06-11-2005 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Probably one of the worst covers I've ever heard. The only reason it's even on is because she shows skin. Pathetic. But that's just my view.

Carry on.

Yeah. But she looks real good at the end.

Loryn 06-11-2005 10:36 AM

Finally Jessica Simpson comes out! That was fucking hot! I like her and I think she should dump that idiot husband of hers and get a real man! A man who doesn't have to get pussy attention to feel like he is worth something! That guy is a joke who embarrasses her all the time. Fine, you want to fuck something on the side get a whore behind the scenes and act like a gentlemen in public. You're famous idiot. :321GFY

Okay sorry guys too early in the morning for all this aggression. haha But I banged the fuck out of my foot this morning so that rant kinda made me feel a little better. So did the video! I'd do her for sure! :Graucho

dennisthemenace 06-11-2005 10:52 AM

She should have just lip sync'ed over the Megadeth version. :thumbsup

badmunchkin 06-11-2005 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Finally Jessica Simpson comes out! That was fucking hot! I like her and I think she should dump that idiot husband of hers and get a real man! A man who doesn't have to get pussy attention to feel like he is worth something! That guy is a joke who embarrasses her all the time. Fine, you want to fuck something on the side get a whore behind the scenes and act like a gentlemen in public. You're famous idiot. :321GFY

Okay sorry guys too early in the morning for all this aggression. haha But I banged the fuck out of my foot this morning so that rant kinda made me feel a little better. So did the video! I'd do her for sure! :Graucho

there's rumours circulating that she's fucking around with Johnny Knoxville and Fred Durst, so maybe she's the one who's creeping around moreso then her hubby. (yea, I accidentally caught one of these celeb gossip shows :Oh crap )

But the point is - why is it always the guys who are made out to be the bad guy? Women are every bit as shady as men. :winkwink:

OG LennyT 06-11-2005 11:15 AM

http://dudeman.rocks-hideout.com/med...hvidfull_3.wmv

Smurfette 06-11-2005 11:20 AM

All I can say is WOW :hitit

Smurfette

bjs24 06-11-2005 11:22 AM

She looks good but sounds like shit.

mardigras 06-11-2005 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic
uggg... that was one corny ass video.

was that willie nelson making an extra buck?

He is in the movie.

mardigras 06-11-2005 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Probably one of the worst covers I've ever heard. The only reason it's even on is because she shows skin. Pathetic. But that's just my view.

Carry on.

My favorite version of that song is a remix of the Nancy Sinatra original.
If you're poking around a P2P program search for (Barcode Remix) :thumbsup

mardigras 06-11-2005 12:19 PM

LOL, while browsing that site I came across
this classic

kane 06-11-2005 12:38 PM

I paris flashed like that on American TV Pres. Bush would shut down the borders, cancel Christmas and Invoke a 9pm curfew :)

AdPatron 06-11-2005 12:52 PM

Too much like Spears. Trailer trash too.

jigg 06-11-2005 01:03 PM

I thought she was better than Britney and would never get slutty?

Loryn 06-11-2005 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by badmunchkin
there's rumours circulating that she's fucking around with Johnny Knoxville and Fred Durst, so maybe she's the one who's creeping around moreso then her hubby. (yea, I accidentally caught one of these celeb gossip shows :Oh crap )

But the point is - why is it always the guys who are made out to be the bad guy? Women are every bit as shady as men. :winkwink:


Oh please do not misunderstand me. I am far for the women lib shit. The 60's are over, women have rights now get off it already! haha (not directed to you) I love celeb gossip and I have heard so many times about him petting girls arms, giving them his number in public, only after there were hundreds of stories of him doing this she said fuck you, I am not going to chase you anymore I am going to have fun too, or so it appears that way. I would fuck Johnny Knoxville too. The guy is funny as hell and is crazy. What a great guy to take your mind off an insecure women chaser! You know what I mean?

The difference between a man and a women cheating, imo, is a man will not think, he will see something hot and then just stick his dick in it and then worry about how to cover it up later. Women think about it ahead of time and plan it out. They cover there ass before they fuck, either way they both do it and one isn't better than the other. (I am talking about people who cheat, I know not everyone does)

If you really want to get on the topic of women and men let's go over the child support shit. Women want equal rights, but when some of them have a baby they want a man to pay their way. If they both have jobs and they both get the kids half the time, why does he have to pay her fucking money on top of giving money to help the kids when he has them too? (I am fully aware that this doesn't happen to everyone so if it's not happening in your life then don't worry about the comment it doesn't apply to you, but this shit does happen and it pisses me off)

Damn, sorry Rochard, I am just going off in this sexy thread. What a way to kill everyone boner over Jessica! :1orglaugh!

Jimmie 06-11-2005 01:37 PM

man cheats, hes a sorry sack of shit, cheating basturd.

woman cheats, oh, he must have treated her bad...

boo fucking hoo.

Loryn 06-11-2005 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmie
man cheats, hes a sorry sack of shit, cheating basturd.

woman cheats, oh, he must have treated her bad...

boo fucking hoo.


Read post above! Not all women feel that way! Who ever cheats first should not get pissed if the other goes out and has fun too!

Violetta 06-11-2005 01:48 PM

grr... she is SMOKIN'

Jakke PNG 06-11-2005 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Read post above! Not all women feel that way! Who ever cheats first should not get pissed if the other goes out and has fun too!

Poor way of thinking imho...
If neither want the other to have fun around, both do.. what's the point of the relationship? I'm cheating because you were? What if it was a misunderstanding and he DIDN'T cheat and the woman did because she thought he cheated? What then? It's all good? I fail to see your logic in the 'long' post you made. But each to their own, and we all know about womens logic :winkwink:

It's a completely different matter if both are openminded and play around with eachothers permission. :Graucho

Loryn 06-11-2005 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Poor way of thinking imho...
If neither want the other to have fun around, both do.. what's the point of the relationship? I'm cheating because you were? What if it was a misunderstanding and he DIDN'T cheat and the woman did because she thought he cheated? What then? It's all good? I fail to see your logic in the 'long' post you made. But each to their own, and we all know about womens logic :winkwink:

It's a completely different matter if both are openminded and play around with eachothers permission. :Graucho

Well I have a, ?don't ask don't tell? policy! If you want to have a night of fucking with a stranger, make it ONE night with someone who is not involved with our life and don't fucking tell me or let it get out. But if they start a relationship with someone, then you are right, what is the point of that relationship and he/she shouldn't get pissed if the other person moves on! That is why I think Jessica should move on from her husband!

Ha fucking ha on the women's logic. LOL Trust me, I work with a room full of men all day we play back and forth and the logic is very different, I am right they are wrong! j/k :1orglaugh

LittleSassy 06-11-2005 02:59 PM

:1orglaugh...fuckin paris...:1orglaugh

khs 06-11-2005 03:15 PM

sex sells

badmunchkin 06-11-2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Oh please do not misunderstand me. I am far for the women lib shit. The 60's are over, women have rights now get off it already! haha (not directed to you) I love celeb gossip and I have heard so many times about him petting girls arms, giving them his number in public, only after there were hundreds of stories of him doing this she said fuck you, I am not going to chase you anymore I am going to have fun too, or so it appears that way. I would fuck Johnny Knoxville too. The guy is funny as hell and is crazy. What a great guy to take your mind off an insecure women chaser! You know what I mean?

The difference between a man and a women cheating, imo, is a man will not think, he will see something hot and then just stick his dick in it and then worry about how to cover it up later. Women think about it ahead of time and plan it out. They cover there ass before they fuck, either way they both do it and one isn't better than the other. (I am talking about people who cheat, I know not everyone does)

If you really want to get on the topic of women and men let's go over the child support shit. Women want equal rights, but when some of them have a baby they want a man to pay their way. If they both have jobs and they both get the kids half the time, why does he have to pay her fucking money on top of giving money to help the kids when he has them too? (I am fully aware that this doesn't happen to everyone so if it's not happening in your life then don't worry about the comment it doesn't apply to you, but this shit does happen and it pisses me off)

Damn, sorry Rochard, I am just going off in this sexy thread. What a way to kill everyone boner over Jessica! :1orglaugh!


yea, see, but to me Nick seems totally pussywhipped - I don't think he's fucking around on her - he's not even trying to have a career anymore - he's just living off Jessica! :1orglaugh You think he's going to lose that gravy train over a one-night stand?

Jessica on the other hand did the whole good girl routine and now I think that she's been devirginized she wants to go wild and get some strange dick :1orglaugh

Add to that she might believe the rumours about Nick fucking around on her (which probably aren't true) and it ends up with Johnny Knoxville tapping that foine ass. :1orglaugh

all right, I usually hate this celeb gossip bullshit but there's my 30 second analysis. :thumbsup

SykkBoy 06-11-2005 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras
He is in the movie.

don't try to confuse a GFYer with facts....
besides that, Willie Nelson is THE man...I'd like to see one of the GFY nerds TRY to get that close to Jessica Simpson.....

facialfreak 06-11-2005 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
Willie Nelson is THE man...I'd like to see one of the GFY nerds TRY to get that close to Jessica Simpson.....

I agree 100% with that !!! :thumbsup

jollyperv 06-11-2005 05:57 PM

Nancy Sinatra makes that little no talent whore look like a pile of white trash shit. Well, at least Nancy's probably getting royalties out the ass.

Doc911 06-11-2005 06:32 PM

Its all amazing!!!

nico-t 06-11-2005 07:04 PM

christ it takes ages to load.....
waiting....
shes ugly as hell, why am i waiting.....
well maybe shes chopped heavily so that made her hot, so i guess ill keep waiting...

nico-t 06-11-2005 07:10 PM

christ what a lame ass video... and she has this ugly face i just cant stand... i just wasted alot of minutes :disgust

Jimmie 06-11-2005 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t
christ it takes ages to load.....
waiting....
shes ugly as hell, why am i waiting.....
well maybe shes chopped heavily so that made her hot, so i guess ill keep waiting...

they have this thing called broadband access now, maybe you should check it out. :thumbsup

Eric 06-11-2005 09:36 PM

Maybe I could just show up and she would think I was Nick and all would be good in the world.

Vitasoy 06-11-2005 09:46 PM

Damn that was smoking hot.


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