who has been married the longest on GFY? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 06-10-2005, 04:52 PM

word up.

lets see who's been together the longest out of all of us horny biotches

xclusive · 06-10-2005, 04:54 PM

2 years 21 days 3 hours and 53 minutes

sonofsam · 06-10-2005, 04:54 PM

i forgot who, but i remember seeing someone in another thread say something like 30-40 years

it was in one of those "i've been dating a girl for 2 days and we're breaking up, i don't know how i'm gonna live without her, i'm attached" threads... you know the type

xNetworx · 06-10-2005, 04:54 PM

Not me.. never been married

xlogger · 06-10-2005, 04:55 PM

Im going on 10 years. Damn, i love my wife.

not!

Tala · 06-10-2005, 04:57 PM

i was with CET for 5 years, and we're still great friends, just make better friends than anything else.

*shrug*

Buddy · 06-10-2005, 04:58 PM

9 years this week.

Stewie · 06-10-2005, 05:01 PM

Vanilla and I will be celebrating our 16th wedding anniversary next month? Known each other for 19 years, together for over 17.

Libertine · 06-10-2005, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

i was with CET for 5 years, and we're still great friends, just make better friends than anything else.

*shrug*

You've divorced?

Probono · 06-10-2005, 05:04 PM

I have been married longer than most of you have been out of diapers; that could be a few months for some of you. We will celebrate 30 years New Years eve.

MrIzzz · 06-10-2005, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i forgot who, but i remember seeing someone in another thread say something like 30-40 years

it was in one of those "i've been dating a girl for 2 days and we're breaking up, i don't know how i'm gonna live without her, i'm attached" threads... you know the type

lololol, yeah those 1 week-long relationships are hard to get over

wow, 30-40 years is awesome

MrIzzz · 06-10-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

i was with CET for 5 years, and we're still great friends, just make better friends than anything else.

*shrug*

dirtydesignz · 06-10-2005, 05:08 PM

Me and AST have been together 20 years, married for almost 19

Tala · 06-10-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

You've divorced?

yes dear.

Chimmy · 06-10-2005, 05:14 PM

17 years. And two children in their teenage years.

Vanilla DeVille · 06-10-2005, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

Vanilla and I will be celebrating our 16th wedding anniversary next month? Known each other for 19 years, together for over 17.

It feels like a life-time...

In a good way!!

SDSimon · 06-10-2005, 05:15 PM

42 years for sweet me and my mean old lady.

>>>>Winners "WIN" because they "NEVER GIVE UP!"<<<<

Libertine · 06-10-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tala

yes dear.

Huh. For some reason, that surprises me. No idea why, really, since I know neither of you.

taibo · 06-10-2005, 05:17 PM

ladies i will rank your thong pics

forwrd them over

GiantGnome · 06-10-2005, 05:18 PM

June 21st. 1986. Next to both my sons being born that is the happiest day of my life. I am very blessed to have a wonderful wife and friend.

11 more days will be 19 wonderful years. Im am truely grateful and thank God every day.

Alex · 06-10-2005, 05:21 PM

You said you would contact me yesterday about ad space

I didnt get an ICQ from you.

GiantGnome · 06-10-2005, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

i was with CET for 5 years, and we're still great friends, just make better friends than anything else.

*shrug*

im sorry for that. fear not though, you are a good person, and I have no doubt that a good person will find you and choose to live the rest of his life with you.

NTSS · 06-10-2005, 05:22 PM

5 years here

loverboy · 06-10-2005, 05:28 PM

i'll probably tie the not in 2-3 months time
due to budget issues, i kept on postponing my
big day

but im definitely looking forward walking
her the altar soon. wish me luck

MrIzzz · 06-10-2005, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Probono

I have been married longer than most of you have been out of diapers; that could be a few months for some of you. We will celebrate 30 years New Years eve.

lol, i turn 30 in december of this year, and you're right i was definitely pooping my own diapers back then. congrats btw

Violetta · 06-10-2005, 05:41 PM

Any girls in here wanna marry me?

GiantGnome · 06-10-2005, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loverboy

i'll probably tie the not in 2-3 months time
due to budget issues, i kept on postponing my
big day

but im definitely looking forward walking
her the altar soon. wish me luck

Do not get married because to feel you are forced to please.

seeric · 06-10-2005, 05:43 PM

i'm in love with myself, does that count?

MrIzzz · 06-10-2005, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDSimon

42 years for sweet me and my mean old lady.

>>>>Winners "WIN" because they "NEVER GIVE UP!"<<<<

i think we have a winner

thats fantastic

MrIzzz · 06-10-2005, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i'm in love with myself, does that count?

what about that fleshlight that you make love to every night?

cypocrypt · 06-10-2005, 05:47 PM

Does it count if i've been with my gf 7 years??? not married though

Tala · 06-10-2005, 05:50 PM

Honestly, if someone decides that he wants me, that'd be wonderful, but i'm also not really looking either. Jesus, i'm only 30. i wanna surf and play and have fun for a while.

GiantGnome · 06-10-2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDSimon

42 years for sweet me and my mean old lady.

>>>>Winners "WIN" because they "NEVER GIVE UP!"<<<<

Congrats and way to go! I pray that my wife and I will have the same luck as you and Probono. I have no doubt that we will, but you guys prove that it is very obtainable.

Stewie · 06-10-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

June 21st. 1986. Next to both my sons being born that is the happiest day of my life. I am very blessed to have a wonderful wife and friend.

11 more days will be 19 wonderful years. Im am truely grateful and thank God every day.

July 21, 1989 here.

GiantGnome · 06-10-2005, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Honestly, if someone decides that he wants me, that'd be wonderful, but i'm also not really looking either. Jesus, i'm only 30. i wanna surf and play and have fun for a while.

you know what? when i was young I could get any woman I wanted, no joke. One day I met this woman and fell head over heels in love with her. Unfortunatly it was a rough few months of hell, and regardless of how hard I tried to keep us together, it ended.
The year that happened, I was going through the worst time of my life dealing with personal problems and family conflicts. The only thing that kept me going was the relationship with my girlfriend. When that ended, it was like a dormant volcano had finally erupted, spilling out every bad thought, bad feeling, bad memory that for most of my life I had tried to keep deep in my subconscious. I lost it. I could no longer cope with the pain and anguish that I had desperately fought to keep hidden. I had a nervous break down and was sent to a private room at Hotel Happy Ha Ha. In my mind, my life was over and there was no way I could continue living. It was there that I tried to go bye bye permanently.
After weeks and weeks of heavy gaurd and a transfer to a more long term hospital, time eventually quieted down the pain to where I was able to allow doctors and therapist a chance to do their thing. Because the break up from my girlfriend was the most recent trauma, I focused on that the most. Since I was 16, one of things I wanted the most was to be married, but with this break up, that dream was never going to happen. Regardless of what everyone told me, I absolutly knew I was going to be alone for the rest of my life. It tore me apart inside, yet I continued to allow myself to heal enough to be released.
Once I was out, I decided to live my life the same way I had been doing before the relationship,(well you know, besides the many other issues involved,) except for one major change. NO MORE RELATIONSHIPS! After a couple of fuck em and leave thems and a couple one night stands, I had gotten use to the idea of being a bachelor. I wasnt that happy with it, but at the same time knew I could handle it. Women just didnt interest me anymore.
One night me and a bunch of friends decide to hit a night club here in town. It was amateur strip night so why not. I might not want to spend any time with women, but I dont have any problem watching them get naked in front of me either. After the contest, me and my buddies were doing our usual drinking like there was no tomorrow, and watching that weeks heavy metal band perform live on stage.
Here I am just minding my own business, sitting there without a thought or care in the world, when suddenly this woman comes from behind me and asks me to dance. Well Homie dont play that, I dont dance. I smiled and politely told her no thank you, and offered her a drink. Its always worked in the past, no reason why it wont now. BUZZZZZZZZZ wrong answer! This woman will not take no for an answer. She tells me she doesnt want a drink, she wants to dance and she wants to dance now! I said, look, I dont dance, you can ask my friends if you dont believe me. I looked at my friends for support, HA, that was a laugh, they all said dance!!!! I shook my head and told her "look,im sorry but im not dancing ok? I turned back around in my chair and began to talk to my friends, when all of a sudden she grabs my chair, says "youre dancing now", and drags me in my chair to the center of the crowded dance floor. I was shocked and extremely embarrassed at what just took place, but always a gentleman, I quickly stood up, laughed it off, told her once again that I wont dance, and started to pull my chair back to the table. I hadnt gotten more than a foot away before she grabs me by the arm and pulls me back to her while demanding I dance. For the next 2 minutes, we are playing tug of war with my arm. Youre dancing, no im not, yes you are, no im not. She finally gave up and walked away for the night. I then carried on with my friends untill we were ready to leave. We get to the door which is wayyyyyyy on the other side of the dance floor when I hear a person yell, YOU BETTER COME BACK HERE FRIDAY! I looked around to see who yelled it when I spotted someone waving to me from a distance. It was that same woman who would not take no for an answer. I laughed, gave her a wave goodbye and went home.
For the next 2 days, I could not get her out of my mind. Friday night comes around and I am still thinking about her so I decide to go back and see if shes there. Yep shes there, she comes up to me and tells me she was hoping I would show up. We sit down, hit it off, and end up spending the entire night together.
Its 20 years later now, and me and that woman are still together. Thats right, I am married to that crazy woman who wanted to dance, and we have never been happier. Pretty amazing considering neither of us were out that night looking for any action.
It just goes to show you, no matter how hard things get, how lonely and hopeless you feel, this bad time in your life will not last. One day when you dont expect it, Mr or Mrs Right will walk into your life.
Never give up Tala. Keep your head up and stay strong. I know your Mr Right is out there.

cypocrypt · 06-10-2005, 09:20 PM

damn GG thats an awesome story!!! congrats to the both of you

tony286 · 06-10-2005, 09:35 PM

5 yrs here and going strong lol

Fred Quimby · 06-10-2005, 09:38 PM

11 years is coming up soon for us

pornguy · 06-10-2005, 10:02 PM

9 together and married 3.5 with one little boy.

HAPPYPEEKERS · 06-10-2005, 10:18 PM

September 11th will be 15 years for Deeprub and I :-)

FilthyRob · 06-10-2005, 10:19 PM

Marriage? People still bother with that? j/k

pxxx · 06-10-2005, 10:22 PM

I have never been married before and i dont plan on it anytime soon.

SS396chevelleSS · 06-10-2005, 10:45 PM

Hands down it has to by you and Juicy Izzy

over911 · 06-10-2005, 10:51 PM

11 years +on and off through 18 - 22 year old range or so.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 06-10-2005, 11:43 PM

2 years married

Kassidy · 06-10-2005, 11:49 PM

Married 7 years this Aug, together for 15

goodgirl · 06-10-2005, 11:55 PM

17 years in Sept. I still think marraige should be outlawed :P

pushpills · 06-10-2005, 11:57 PM

married to woj 2 years in july. you should see the new floral print dress I got him.

baddog · 06-11-2005, 12:00 AM

If I combine them together it is like 15 or 16 years . . don't really remember

Kiwigirl · 06-11-2005, 12:32 AM

I've been married for 5yrs. It still feels like we met yesterday but with less sex and more porn!

06-10-2005, 04:52 PM	#1
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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i forgot who, but i remember seeing someone in another thread say something like 30-40 years it was in one of those "i've been dating a girl for 2 days and we're breaking up, i don't know how i'm gonna live without her, i'm attached" threads... you know the type __________________ I like turtles.

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	i was with CET for 5 years, and we're still great friends, just make better friends than anything else. shrug __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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Stewie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In bed with Vanilla Posts: 3,670	Vanilla and I will be celebrating our 16th wedding anniversary next month? Known each other for 19 years, together for over 17.

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Probono Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under the Rainbow Posts: 2,731	I have been married longer than most of you have been out of diapers; that could be a few months for some of you. We will celebrate 30 years New Years eve.

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dirtydesignz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Playa de los Playas :) Posts: 1,815	Me and AST have been together 20 years, married for almost 19 __________________ LIZZIE

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Chimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 469	17 years. And two children in their teenage years.

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SDSimon Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Calif. USA Posts: 140	42 years for sweet me and my mean old lady. >>>>Winners "WIN" because they "NEVER GIVE UP!"<<<<

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GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	June 21st. 1986. Next to both my sons being born that is the happiest day of my life. I am very blessed to have a wonderful wife and friend. 11 more days will be 19 wonderful years. Im am truely grateful and thank God every day. __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	i'll probably tie the not in 2-3 months time due to budget issues, i kept on postponing my big day but im definitely looking forward walking her the altar soon. wish me luck

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i'm in love with myself, does that count?

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cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	Does it count if i've been with my gf 7 years??? not married though

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Honestly, if someone decides that he wants me, that'd be wonderful, but i'm also not really looking either. Jesus, i'm only 30. i wanna surf and play and have fun for a while. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	damn GG thats an awesome story!!! congrats to the both of you

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	5 yrs here and going strong lol

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over911 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,375	11 years +on and off through 18 - 22 year old range or so. __________________

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	If I combine them together it is like 15 or 16 years . . don't really remember