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Old 06-10-2005, 10:53 AM   #1
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A little laugh to kick off your weekend!

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare

condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and

this pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the

pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live

for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he

was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was

missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he

realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning

and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I

need - a new suit!" He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new

suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60

years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired

himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe

thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and

said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right,

how did you know? "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and

it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman

asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and

said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's

see...size 36." Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18

years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34

underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and

give you one hell of a headache."

New suit =3D $400

New shirt =3D $ 36

New underwear =3D $ 6

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Old 06-10-2005, 10:55 AM   #2
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:58 AM   #3
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hehehe lol

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Old 06-10-2005, 10:58 AM   #4
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*snicker* Thank you, I needed that.
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:59 AM   #5
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Old 06-10-2005, 10:59 AM   #6
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:00 AM   #7
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LOL.. that's a good one!
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:00 AM   #8
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:03 AM   #9
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:25 AM   #10
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Old 06-10-2005, 11:26 AM   #11
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Old 06-10-2005, 12:07 PM   #12
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Old 06-10-2005, 12:11 PM   #13
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Old 06-10-2005, 12:12 PM   #14
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Old 06-10-2005, 12:12 PM   #15
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:17 PM   #16
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:30 PM   #17
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Funny, but first posted on GFY nearly 3 years ago:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=70572

Timeline?
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:31 PM   #18
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:34 PM   #19
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:39 PM   #21
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:40 PM   #22
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very good. one i will use tonight.
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:48 PM   #23
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Old 06-10-2005, 01:59 PM   #24
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