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Donny · 06-10-2005, 11:11 AM

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and
discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I
reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man
lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached
them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field
events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and
alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80
miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of
the United States."

eamedia · 06-10-2005, 11:13 AM

FredIsMe · 06-10-2005, 11:14 AM

lol, so true

tranza · 06-10-2005, 11:16 AM

haqhahahahahahahahaha

Awesome!!!

LittleSassy · 06-10-2005, 11:44 AM

Rinaldo · 06-10-2005, 11:49 AM

that's so old

RuthB · 06-10-2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rinaldo

that's so old

maybe.. but it's still funny...

brilsmurf · 06-10-2005, 11:55 AM

haha love it

06-10-2005, 11:11 AM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	3 Amazing Surgeons! Don't Miss This!! Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

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