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smack · 06-08-2005, 02:08 PM

I was talking with one of my friends today, and she lays on me that her mom is planning on quitting her job, selling her house, and buying a farm for the purpose or raising Alpacas and knitting things to sell with their wool.

She's mad her mom want to do this, she thinks it's just a midlife crisis thing, but i thought it sounded like a great idea. it would be hard not to be happy on a farm full of those shaggy sexy critters, and there would be plenty of free roam for PartyGoat.

pr0 · 06-08-2005, 02:09 PM

I'd hit it

Honez · 06-08-2005, 02:10 PM

Their fur is so soft.

Furious_Female · 06-08-2005, 02:10 PM

Alpacas rock!!!!!!!!!

line · 06-08-2005, 02:15 PM

a never before seen goat alpaca hybrid could be created to maximize the love making experience. for instance we all know goats have some of the tightest orifices of the mid-sized mammals but the soft shaggy wool of the alpaca is much more sensual to the touch then goat hair. now, a soft woolie goat with an alpacafro, that is the essence of beauty. or at leat lustiness.

smack · 06-08-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by line

a never before seen goat alpaca hybrid could be created to maximize the love making experience. for instance we all know goats have some of the tightest orifices of the mid-sized mammals but the soft shaggy wool of the alpaca is much more sensual to the touch then goat hair. now, a soft woolie goat with an alpacafro, that is the essence of beauty. or at leat lustiness.

a whole new, more pleasurable way to get down on the farm.

kernelpanic · 06-08-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by smack

a whole new, more pleasurable way to get down on the farm.

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06-08-2005, 02:08 PM	#1
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	I Sale Sexy Alpaca, CHEAP! I was talking with one of my friends today, and she lays on me that her mom is planning on quitting her job, selling her house, and buying a farm for the purpose or raising Alpacas and knitting things to sell with their wool. She's mad her mom want to do this, she thinks it's just a midlife crisis thing, but i thought it sounded like a great idea. it would be hard not to be happy on a farm full of those shaggy sexy critters, and there would be plenty of free roam for PartyGoat. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

06-08-2005, 02:09 PM	#2
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06-08-2005, 02:15 PM	#5
line Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 63	a never before seen goat alpaca hybrid could be created to maximize the love making experience. for instance we all know goats have some of the tightest orifices of the mid-sized mammals but the soft shaggy wool of the alpaca is much more sensual to the touch then goat hair. now, a soft woolie goat with an alpacafro, that is the essence of beauty. or at leat lustiness.