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cool_flow · 06-03-2005, 07:51 AM

My stupid job didn't put my vaction pay through, now I can't even afford my rent. I'm fucked. Anybody know how I can get $500 quickly?

Roald · 06-03-2005, 07:52 AM

- ask for donations
- get a job a Mc D's
- scam someone (seems to be popular lately)
- WORK!

TurboAngel · 06-03-2005, 07:52 AM

What kind of work can you do?

chadglni · 06-03-2005, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe

- ask for donations
- get a job a Mc D's
- scam someone (seems to be popular lately)
- WORK!

You got all the bases covered there.

Roald · 06-03-2005, 07:58 AM

More seriously, if you have to rely on getting your vacation pay to pay the rent you are abviously doing something wrong.

Good luck though ;))

cool_flow · 06-03-2005, 08:02 AM

Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds. I work 40+ hours a week, I don't want to scam people, and no one would give donations.

I've been looking for a second job, but no luck.

Terry · 06-03-2005, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow

Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds.

Grab a camera and ask your coworkers to shoot some content with you. I think McDonalds-Sex.com is available.

Ok seriously .. what can you do? Do you design?

chadglni · 06-03-2005, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow

Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds. I work 40+ hours a week, I don't want to scam people, and no one would give donations.

I've been looking for a second job, but no luck.

Walk in the front door, find manager, tell him if he doesn't get off his dick and get your vacation pay or he can shove that job up his ass. Walk over the the chicken nugget drawer and fill up a 20 piece box with about 75 nuggets. Walk out.

If they want you to stick around (must have been there long to have vacation pay) they will take care of the shit and find you.

If they tell you to get fucked well hey, at least you have 75 chicken nuggets to eat while you decide what to do.

(Note: If you are one of the ignorant fucks than can't get a 3 item order right you WILL NOT get this resolved using the suggestions above.)

FilthyRob · 06-03-2005, 08:55 AM

Trick question?

Sosa · 06-03-2005, 08:58 AM

don't depend on vacation pay to pay your rent... your doing something wrong if you have to do that.

Manowar · 06-03-2005, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

don't depend on vacation pay to pay your rent... your doing something wrong if you have to do that.

Seconded

chadglni · 06-03-2005, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

don't depend on vacation pay to pay your rent... your doing something wrong if you have to do that.

He works at fucking McDonalds. You think he has a savings account?

taibo · 06-03-2005, 09:04 AM

wait what?? mcdonalds pays for vacation?

cool_flow · 06-03-2005, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

He works at fucking McDonalds. You think he has a savings account?

Yeah, McDonalds. There is no savings account for me. Just bills.

TurboAngel · 06-03-2005, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

He works at fucking McDonalds. You think he has a savings account?

Some one has to work there give the guy a break.

flirty · 06-03-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe

- ask for donations
- get a job a Mc D's
- scam someone (seems to be popular lately)
- WORK!

what a cool suggestion. i bet he'll get out of his debt soon

azguy · 06-03-2005, 12:59 PM

Sell a kidney, then double that money in the stock market and you're set for a while

College Downtime · 06-03-2005, 12:59 PM

If you work at mc donalds for min wage why are you on a webmaster board?

DateDoc · 06-03-2005, 01:01 PM

Go to their office and ask to be paid. Tell them you need it to pay rent. They should cut you a check right then and there. that is how we and most companies I have worked for handled pay roll errors.

TurboAngel · 06-03-2005, 01:02 PM

You should all give him a break at least he's not living in his mom's house like some people around here.

cool_flow · 06-03-2005, 01:13 PM

I'm willing to do work online that people don't want to do. I'm on a webmaster board because I used to do TGP galleries and I worked for Michael aka FreeHugeMovies from TripleXCash.com doing odd jobs online. He doesn't have anymore work right now though. I've been out of my parents house since I was 16. I'm 24 now.

psili · 06-03-2005, 01:17 PM

"Fuck 100 fat chicks for $10,000 each, or 10,000 fat chicks for $100 each. Fat chicks need loving too."
- Glen Quagmire,
FamilyGuy.

TurboAngel · 06-03-2005, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow

I'm willing to do work online that people don't want to do. I'm on a webmaster board because I used to do TGP galleries and I worked for Michael aka FreeHugeMovies from TripleXCash.com doing odd jobs online. He doesn't have anymore work right now though. I've been out of my parents house since I was 16. I'm 24 now.

Don't let them get you down hun.

After Shock Media · 06-03-2005, 01:21 PM

You registered in Oct 2002.
If you did any work at all for yourself you would have at very least accidently built up a recurring income of at very least 250.00 a week which is equivilant to your Mc'Ds 40 hours.
I really do not understand this. Seriously you could of goofed off and made crappy conversion ratio sites and have built this up in almost 2+ years.

cool_flow · 06-03-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

You registered in Oct 2002.
If you did any work at all for yourself you would have at very least accidently built up a recurring income of at very least 250.00 a week which is equivilant to your Mc'Ds 40 hours.
I really do not understand this. Seriously you could of goofed off and made crappy conversion ratio sites and have built this up in almost 2+ years.

Well unfortunatly, some people don't do so well at the adult industry like some people do. I don't think some of you people realize that some people can go their whole lifes without getting a break. Believe me, I tried every way possible in increase traffic, but I just had bad luck when it came to converting traffic into sales.

No, I'm not going to let them get to me TurboAngel, because I've heard what people like them have to say. I can honestly say that I've worked my ass of to get where I am today, even if it is just to survive. I never had any help, I had to do everything myself. I just haven't caught my break yet.

iwantchixx · 06-03-2005, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow

Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds. I work 40+ hours a week, I don't want to scam people, and no one would give donations.

I've been looking for a second job, but no luck.

where are you located?

TDF · 06-03-2005, 03:08 PM

gay pornnnn

iwantchixx · 06-03-2005, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

You should all give him a break at least he's not living in his mom's house like some people around here.

ding ding ding. We have a brain in this thread!

TurboAngel · 06-03-2005, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

ding ding ding. We have a brain in this thread!

Thanks hun.

iwantchixx · 06-03-2005, 03:41 PM

cool_flow. There's no such thing as fast money in this biz, especially with no reputation to speak of. The best advice I can give you goes as follows, and STICK to it.

Demand your manager have a check cut for you IMMEDIATELY.

Once you have that check and life is back to normal you need to build yourself a better quality 'normal' life. Living paycheck to paycheck and barely surviving is detrimental to your well being. You need to start making a good life for yourself. Trust me, I was living off of $264 a month for a few years when I was a late teen. It's no fun.

You say that you built galleries before? Ok, even if they were bad (not saying they are) you can still make some money. You just need a lot of traffic. Follow these directions to the "T" and don't fuck around and do NOT procrastinate one bit.

1: Start at shemp.com, al4a.com, pichunter.com and worldsex.com and follow EVERY trade for TGPs you can submit to. Separate them by niches. General (all niches) Teen only, Amateur only, interracial only (rare) fetish only, babe only, gay only and posrnstar only. Create an html document with pre-made recip tables for each niche. 3 recips per table.

2: Every Sunday evening, build 7 simple galleries promoting OBSCURE sites. Ones that not everyone and their dog promote. Concentrate on about 3 niches.

3: Add your recips. If you have lets say a Teen gallery then add recips from the General and Teen tables. Submit it. Do the same with the next gallery the following day, choosing proper niched recip tables depending on the niche of the gallery.

4: The following Sunday, start looking for MGPs and building a huge list of them.

5: Build 7 MGP galleries of various obscure niches. Repeat step #3.

6: Submit your TGP and MGP gallery every days, non stop. it may take time to see a return but it will be better than what your McDonald's job pays.

7: Keep your Mcd's job. You will need advertising money. Use your Mcd's job to pay your rent and bills. DO NOT SPEND YOUR GALLERY MONEY on foolishness. Bank it and pay your hosting with it.

8: Once you are content that your galleries are converting well enough for you and are ready to get more productive traffic then start buying submit passes at the places you couldn't afford to buy from when doing steps #1 & #4. Start with smaller places that do shit like $30 a month or a $100 a year, you know the drill.

9: Keep track of these places to see if it's worth the expense. If you break even on it, keep submitting. If you lose money on it, don't bother with them anymore unless it's a big site where other tgp owners steal the galleries to list on their own tgps... free traffic.

10: Keep building your savings account with adult money until you can afford to buy bigger submit passes and still have money left over to treat yourself with and for emergencies. Repeat step #9.

11: Keep building that savings account. Don't give up if traffic numbers come down and profits come down a bit. Things may not grow much beyond what you are making at this point unless you go finding even more TGPs and MGPs to submit to. Always build that list bigger and bigger and bigger.

12: Now it's time to start looking into paid spots from the popular spot sellers. These are really expensive, so only do it if you have enough in your savings account to afford the occasional bad listing or fuckup on your own part gallery wise. Start with smaller spots, test them, work them and analyze them carefully. You want a profit here. Breaking even is useless when that money could be spent on other spots that work out better.

13: Keep building that savings account.

14: Keep building that savings account.

15: "" "" "" "" ""

16. "" "" "" "" ""

17: Start ordering the big spots. The hun, madthumbs, etc etc. These are going to cost you a lot of money, be prepared to have a few misses. If you can't afford the loss, don't do it, but if you have been working diligently all this time you can afford to do it and even afford to treat yourself again with lots of money to spare.

18: now it's time to tweak your traffic vs. sales ratio. Weed out unproductive tgps and mgps. get rid of them. Concentrate on the ones that break even and provide profit. This is also a good time to start doing multiple daily submits and time to cut back your MCD's hours to part time. Find out who allows multiple daily submissions and utilize your other unused niche recip tables each day. You should be able to theoretically submit about 5 or 6 TGP and MGP galleries per day combined.

19: Start looking at other sources of income. Search engines, Link Lists, blogs and even TGP2.

20: Learn to start filtering your traffic through FPAs to gain that extra sale you could have missed otherwise. List all your galleries and free sites on a central site. In fact, you should be listing every gallery you build right from step #2. Trade links with people, put a link to your page at the bottom of every filter FPA etc etc. It's extra traffic and return traffic,.

chadglni · 06-03-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

He works at fucking McDonalds. You think he has a savings account?

I just want to clarify, I'm not laughing at the topic starter. I'm laughing at the guy that says he's doing something wrong needed every cent he earned to pay rent. Obviously he's never tried to live on $1000 a month so he either lived with momma or had money given to him. I'd rather work McDonalds. ;)

iwantchixx · 06-03-2005, 03:48 PM

oh btw people, there's no money in porn!

fireorange · 06-03-2005, 03:54 PM

Respect iwantchixx, that's a great post.
Or is that a cut & paste from somewhere else?

TurboAngel · 06-03-2005, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

cool_flow. There's no such thing as fast money in this biz, especially with no reputation to speak of. The best advice I can give you goes as follows, and STICK to it.

Demand your manager have a check cut for you IMMEDIATELY.

Once you have that check and life is back to normal you need to build yourself a better quality 'normal' life. Living paycheck to paycheck and barely surviving is detrimental to your well being. You need to start making a good life for yourself. Trust me, I was living off of $264 a month for a few years when I was a late teen. It's no fun.

You say that you built galleries before? Ok, even if they were bad (not saying they are) you can still make some money. You just need a lot of traffic. Follow these directions to the "T" and don't fuck around and do NOT procrastinate one bit.

1: Start at shemp.com, al4a.com, pichunter.com and worldsex.com and follow EVERY trade for TGPs you can submit to. Separate them by niches. General (all niches) Teen only, Amateur only, interracial only (rare) fetish only, babe only, gay only and posrnstar only. Create an html document with pre-made recip tables for each niche. 3 recips per table.

2: Every Sunday evening, build 7 simple galleries promoting OBSCURE sites. Ones that not everyone and their dog promote. Concentrate on about 3 niches.

3: Add your recips. If you have lets say a Teen gallery then add recips from the General and Teen tables. Submit it. Do the same with the next gallery the following day, choosing proper niched recip tables depending on the niche of the gallery.

4: The following Sunday, start looking for MGPs and building a huge list of them.

5: Build 7 MGP galleries of various obscure niches. Repeat step #3.

6: Submit your TGP and MGP gallery every days, non stop. it may take time to see a return but it will be better than what your McDonald's job pays.

7: Keep your Mcd's job. You will need advertising money. Use your Mcd's job to pay your rent and bills. DO NOT SPEND YOUR GALLERY MONEY on foolishness. Bank it and pay your hosting with it.

8: Once you are content that your galleries are converting well enough for you and are ready to get more productive traffic then start buying submit passes at the places you couldn't afford to buy from when doing steps #1 & #4. Start with smaller places that do shit like $30 a month or a $100 a year, you know the drill.

9: Keep track of these places to see if it's worth the expense. If you break even on it, keep submitting. If you lose money on it, don't bother with them anymore unless it's a big site where other tgp owners steal the galleries to list on their own tgps... free traffic.

10: Keep building your savings account with adult money until you can afford to buy bigger submit passes and still have money left over to treat yourself with and for emergencies. Repeat step #9.

11: Keep building that savings account. Don't give up if traffic numbers come down and profits come down a bit. Things may not grow much beyond what you are making at this point unless you go finding even more TGPs and MGPs to submit to. Always build that list bigger and bigger and bigger.

12: Now it's time to start looking into paid spots from the popular spot sellers. These are really expensive, so only do it if you have enough in your savings account to afford the occasional bad listing or fuckup on your own part gallery wise. Start with smaller spots, test them, work them and analyze them carefully. You want a profit here. Breaking even is useless when that money could be spent on other spots that work out better.

13: Keep building that savings account.

14: Keep building that savings account.

15: "" "" "" "" ""

16. "" "" "" "" ""

17: Start ordering the big spots. The hun, madthumbs, etc etc. These are going to cost you a lot of money, be prepared to have a few misses. If you can't afford the loss, don't do it, but if you have been working diligently all this time you can afford to do it and even afford to treat yourself again with lots of money to spare.

18: now it's time to tweak your traffic vs. sales ratio. Weed out unproductive tgps and mgps. get rid of them. Concentrate on the ones that break even and provide profit. This is also a good time to start doing multiple daily submits and time to cut back your MCD's hours to part time. Find out who allows multiple daily submissions and utilize your other unused niche recip tables each day. You should be able to theoretically submit about 5 or 6 TGP and MGP galleries per day combined.

19: Start looking at other sources of income. Search engines, Link Lists, blogs and even TGP2.

20: Learn to start filtering your traffic through FPAs to gain that extra sale you could have missed otherwise. List all your galleries and free sites on a central site. In fact, you should be listing every gallery you build right from step #2. Trade links with people, put a link to your page at the bottom of every filter FPA etc etc. It's extra traffic and return traffic,.

Great post!

sonofsam · 06-03-2005, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx

cool_flow. There's no such thing as fast money in this biz, especially with no reputation to speak of. The best advice I can give you goes as follows, and STICK to it.

Demand your manager have a check cut for you IMMEDIATELY.

Once you have that check and life is back to normal you need to build yourself a better quality 'normal' life. Living paycheck to paycheck and barely surviving is detrimental to your well being. You need to start making a good life for yourself. Trust me, I was living off of $264 a month for a few years when I was a late teen. It's no fun.

You say that you built galleries before? Ok, even if they were bad (not saying they are) you can still make some money. You just need a lot of traffic. Follow these directions to the "T" and don't fuck around and do NOT procrastinate one bit.

1: Start at shemp.com, al4a.com, pichunter.com and worldsex.com and follow EVERY trade for TGPs you can submit to. Separate them by niches. General (all niches) Teen only, Amateur only, interracial only (rare) fetish only, babe only, gay only and posrnstar only. Create an html document with pre-made recip tables for each niche. 3 recips per table.

2: Every Sunday evening, build 7 simple galleries promoting OBSCURE sites. Ones that not everyone and their dog promote. Concentrate on about 3 niches.

3: Add your recips. If you have lets say a Teen gallery then add recips from the General and Teen tables. Submit it. Do the same with the next gallery the following day, choosing proper niched recip tables depending on the niche of the gallery.

4: The following Sunday, start looking for MGPs and building a huge list of them.

5: Build 7 MGP galleries of various obscure niches. Repeat step #3.

6: Submit your TGP and MGP gallery every days, non stop. it may take time to see a return but it will be better than what your McDonald's job pays.

7: Keep your Mcd's job. You will need advertising money. Use your Mcd's job to pay your rent and bills. DO NOT SPEND YOUR GALLERY MONEY on foolishness. Bank it and pay your hosting with it.

8: Once you are content that your galleries are converting well enough for you and are ready to get more productive traffic then start buying submit passes at the places you couldn't afford to buy from when doing steps #1 & #4. Start with smaller places that do shit like $30 a month or a $100 a year, you know the drill.

9: Keep track of these places to see if it's worth the expense. If you break even on it, keep submitting. If you lose money on it, don't bother with them anymore unless it's a big site where other tgp owners steal the galleries to list on their own tgps... free traffic.

10: Keep building your savings account with adult money until you can afford to buy bigger submit passes and still have money left over to treat yourself with and for emergencies. Repeat step #9.

11: Keep building that savings account. Don't give up if traffic numbers come down and profits come down a bit. Things may not grow much beyond what you are making at this point unless you go finding even more TGPs and MGPs to submit to. Always build that list bigger and bigger and bigger.

12: Now it's time to start looking into paid spots from the popular spot sellers. These are really expensive, so only do it if you have enough in your savings account to afford the occasional bad listing or fuckup on your own part gallery wise. Start with smaller spots, test them, work them and analyze them carefully. You want a profit here. Breaking even is useless when that money could be spent on other spots that work out better.

13: Keep building that savings account.

14: Keep building that savings account.

15: "" "" "" "" ""

16. "" "" "" "" ""

17: Start ordering the big spots. The hun, madthumbs, etc etc. These are going to cost you a lot of money, be prepared to have a few misses. If you can't afford the loss, don't do it, but if you have been working diligently all this time you can afford to do it and even afford to treat yourself again with lots of money to spare.

18: now it's time to tweak your traffic vs. sales ratio. Weed out unproductive tgps and mgps. get rid of them. Concentrate on the ones that break even and provide profit. This is also a good time to start doing multiple daily submits and time to cut back your MCD's hours to part time. Find out who allows multiple daily submissions and utilize your other unused niche recip tables each day. You should be able to theoretically submit about 5 or 6 TGP and MGP galleries per day combined.

19: Start looking at other sources of income. Search engines, Link Lists, blogs and even TGP2.

20: Learn to start filtering your traffic through FPAs to gain that extra sale you could have missed otherwise. List all your galleries and free sites on a central site. In fact, you should be listing every gallery you build right from step #2. Trade links with people, put a link to your page at the bottom of every filter FPA etc etc. It's extra traffic and return traffic,.

great post bro, nice when someone takes as much time as you do to help n00bs like this guy and myself

iwantchixx · 06-03-2005, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireorange

Respect iwantchixx, that's a great post.
Or is that a cut & paste from somewhere else?

No cut n paste. I wrote it.

I have tutorials all over GFY... do a search

iwantchixx · 06-03-2005, 08:47 PM

Must be working his shift hehe. No repsonse. Man I'd hate to work there.

Spunky · 06-03-2005, 08:54 PM

Stand on your head and spit nickles or flatbacking..sell that tight mangina of yours bitch

juve20 · 06-03-2005, 09:01 PM

man that sucks!! good luck

you should complian

tony

Walrus · 06-03-2005, 09:03 PM

If you are serious about this, you can get $500 dollars over night lended to you. I imagine the interest is pretty high on those. So don't take long to pay it back.

MikeVega · 06-03-2005, 09:17 PM

Go to the local fag bar and start giving $5 blow jobs ..... JK ... sorry to hear that ...hope it works out for ya ...

pxxx · 06-03-2005, 09:18 PM

Damn, I feel bad for you.

sniperwolf · 06-03-2005, 09:51 PM

hmm... i hope everything goes well....

there's always a next time...

NTSS · 06-03-2005, 10:09 PM

Be happy. No matter what, the world is really trying to help you along the
path to enlightenment. It's not fucking with you. It's simply showing you
your issues and giving you chance after chance to master each one.
Unknown Author

Keep your head up

cool_flow · 06-04-2005, 06:39 PM

Thanks guys. LOL.

azguy · 06-04-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow

Thanks guys. LOL.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/476726-easy-money.html

jeffrey · 06-04-2005, 07:00 PM

Where in Canada are you?

As stated above, even if you suck at galleries and submitting, you will accidently make sales, lol.
I was once the 1:1500 ratio guy, took hard work to get into the 1:300 range.

iwantchixx · 06-04-2005, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow

Thanks guys. LOL.

Follow my steps. I promise you will gain independence of your paycheck to paycheck lifestyle.

cool_flow · 06-06-2005, 03:57 PM

That's a great idea. I'd love to start doing that, except that I don't even have enough money to get a domain and hosting. That's where the problem is. Unless someone can help me get hosting and a domain name?

BellaSeaira · 06-06-2005, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool_flow

Well unfortunatly, some people don't do so well at the adult industry like some people do. I don't think some of you people realize that some people can go their whole lifes without getting a break. Believe me, I tried every way possible in increase traffic, but I just had bad luck when it came to converting traffic into sales.

No, I'm not going to let them get to me TurboAngel, because I've heard what people like them have to say. I can honestly say that I've worked my ass of to get where I am today, even if it is just to survive. I never had any help, I had to do everything myself. I just haven't caught my break yet.

Have you tried TGP2? People usually get pretty good conversion rates there.

BellaSeaira

06-03-2005, 07:58 AM	#5
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,887	More seriously, if you have to rely on getting your vacation pay to pay the rent you are abviously doing something wrong. Good luck though ;)) __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

06-03-2005, 08:02 AM	#6
cool_flow Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 90	Yeah, But I have my own place on a minimum wage job. Which happens to be excatly what you said. McDonalds. I work 40+ hours a week, I don't want to scam people, and no one would give donations. I've been looking for a second job, but no luck. Last edited by cool_flow; 06-03-2005 at 08:03 AM..

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06-03-2005, 07:51 AM	#1
cool_flow Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 90	Awww Crap! My stupid job didn't put my vaction pay through, now I can't even afford my rent. I'm fucked. Anybody know how I can get $500 quickly?

06-03-2005, 07:52 AM	#2
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,887	- ask for donations - get a job a Mc D's - scam someone (seems to be popular lately) - WORK! __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

06-03-2005, 07:52 AM	#3
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	What kind of work can you do?

06-03-2005, 08:55 AM	#9
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06-03-2005, 08:58 AM	#10
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06-03-2005, 09:04 AM	#13
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06-03-2005, 12:59 PM	#17
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06-03-2005, 01:02 PM	#20
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	You should all give him a break at least he's not living in his mom's house like some people around here.

06-03-2005, 01:13 PM	#21
cool_flow Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 90	I'm willing to do work online that people don't want to do. I'm on a webmaster board because I used to do TGP galleries and I worked for Michael aka FreeHugeMovies from TripleXCash.com doing odd jobs online. He doesn't have anymore work right now though. I've been out of my parents house since I was 16. I'm 24 now.

06-03-2005, 01:21 PM	#24
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	You registered in Oct 2002. If you did any work at all for yourself you would have at very least accidently built up a recurring income of at very least 250.00 a week which is equivilant to your Mc'Ds 40 hours. I really do not understand this. Seriously you could of goofed off and made crappy conversion ratio sites and have built this up in almost 2+ years. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

06-03-2005, 03:08 PM	#27
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	gay pornnnn __________________ Sig heil

06-03-2005, 03:41 PM	#30
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	cool_flow. There's no such thing as fast money in this biz, especially with no reputation to speak of. The best advice I can give you goes as follows, and STICK to it. Demand your manager have a check cut for you IMMEDIATELY. Once you have that check and life is back to normal you need to build yourself a better quality 'normal' life. Living paycheck to paycheck and barely surviving is detrimental to your well being. You need to start making a good life for yourself. Trust me, I was living off of $264 a month for a few years when I was a late teen. It's no fun. You say that you built galleries before? Ok, even if they were bad (not saying they are) you can still make some money. You just need a lot of traffic. Follow these directions to the "T" and don't fuck around and do NOT procrastinate one bit. 1: Start at shemp.com, al4a.com, pichunter.com and worldsex.com and follow EVERY trade for TGPs you can submit to. Separate them by niches. General (all niches) Teen only, Amateur only, interracial only (rare) fetish only, babe only, gay only and posrnstar only. Create an html document with pre-made recip tables for each niche. 3 recips per table. 2: Every Sunday evening, build 7 simple galleries promoting OBSCURE sites. Ones that not everyone and their dog promote. Concentrate on about 3 niches. 3: Add your recips. If you have lets say a Teen gallery then add recips from the General and Teen tables. Submit it. Do the same with the next gallery the following day, choosing proper niched recip tables depending on the niche of the gallery. 4: The following Sunday, start looking for MGPs and building a huge list of them. 5: Build 7 MGP galleries of various obscure niches. Repeat step #3. 6: Submit your TGP and MGP gallery every days, non stop. it may take time to see a return but it will be better than what your McDonald's job pays. 7: Keep your Mcd's job. You will need advertising money. Use your Mcd's job to pay your rent and bills. DO NOT SPEND YOUR GALLERY MONEY on foolishness. Bank it and pay your hosting with it. 8: Once you are content that your galleries are converting well enough for you and are ready to get more productive traffic then start buying submit passes at the places you couldn't afford to buy from when doing steps #1 & #4. Start with smaller places that do shit like $30 a month or a $100 a year, you know the drill. 9: Keep track of these places to see if it's worth the expense. If you break even on it, keep submitting. If you lose money on it, don't bother with them anymore unless it's a big site where other tgp owners steal the galleries to list on their own tgps... free traffic. 10: Keep building your savings account with adult money until you can afford to buy bigger submit passes and still have money left over to treat yourself with and for emergencies. Repeat step #9. 11: Keep building that savings account. Don't give up if traffic numbers come down and profits come down a bit. Things may not grow much beyond what you are making at this point unless you go finding even more TGPs and MGPs to submit to. Always build that list bigger and bigger and bigger. 12: Now it's time to start looking into paid spots from the popular spot sellers. These are really expensive, so only do it if you have enough in your savings account to afford the occasional bad listing or fuckup on your own part gallery wise. Start with smaller spots, test them, work them and analyze them carefully. You want a profit here. Breaking even is useless when that money could be spent on other spots that work out better. 13: Keep building that savings account. 14: Keep building that savings account. 15: "" "" "" "" "" 16. "" "" "" "" "" 17: Start ordering the big spots. The hun, madthumbs, etc etc. These are going to cost you a lot of money, be prepared to have a few misses. If you can't afford the loss, don't do it, but if you have been working diligently all this time you can afford to do it and even afford to treat yourself again with lots of money to spare. 18: now it's time to tweak your traffic vs. sales ratio. Weed out unproductive tgps and mgps. get rid of them. Concentrate on the ones that break even and provide profit. This is also a good time to start doing multiple daily submits and time to cut back your MCD's hours to part time. Find out who allows multiple daily submissions and utilize your other unused niche recip tables each day. You should be able to theoretically submit about 5 or 6 TGP and MGP galleries per day combined. 19: Start looking at other sources of income. Search engines, Link Lists, blogs and even TGP2. 20: Learn to start filtering your traffic through FPAs to gain that extra sale you could have missed otherwise. List all your galleries and free sites on a central site. In fact, you should be listing every gallery you build right from step #2. Trade links with people, put a link to your page at the bottom of every filter FPA etc etc. It's extra traffic and return traffic,.

06-03-2005, 03:48 PM	#32
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	oh btw people, there's no money in porn!

06-03-2005, 03:54 PM	#33
fireorange Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,648	Respect iwantchixx, that's a great post. Or is that a cut & paste from somewhere else?

06-03-2005, 08:47 PM	#37
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	Must be working his shift hehe. No repsonse. Man I'd hate to work there.

06-03-2005, 08:54 PM	#38
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	Stand on your head and spit nickles or flatbacking..sell that tight mangina of yours bitch __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

06-03-2005, 09:01 PM	#39
juve20 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: uk Posts: 2,542	man that sucks!! good luck you should complian tony __________________ Monetize your site with AdBrite! Monetize your site with AdBrite!

06-03-2005, 09:03 PM	#40
Walrus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 2,150	If you are serious about this, you can get $500 dollars over night lended to you. I imagine the interest is pretty high on those. So don't take long to pay it back.

06-03-2005, 09:17 PM	#41
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	Go to the local fag bar and start giving $5 blow jobs ..... JK ... sorry to hear that ...hope it works out for ya ... __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

06-03-2005, 09:18 PM	#42
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Damn, I feel bad for you.

06-03-2005, 09:51 PM	#43
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	hmm... i hope everything goes well.... there's always a next time... __________________ ~Accepting design works~

06-03-2005, 10:09 PM	#44
NTSS Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Da Hood Posts: 5,688	Be happy. No matter what, the world is really trying to help you along the path to enlightenment. It's not fucking with you. It's simply showing you your issues and giving you chance after chance to master each one. Unknown Author Keep your head up __________________ ICQ: 150-803-430 Email: marketing7(at)cox(dot)net

06-04-2005, 06:39 PM	#45
cool_flow Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 90	Thanks guys. LOL.

06-04-2005, 07:00 PM	#47
jeffrey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alberta Posts: 1,864	Where in Canada are you? As stated above, even if you suck at galleries and submitting, you will accidently make sales, lol. I was once the 1:1500 ratio guy, took hard work to get into the 1:300 range.

06-06-2005, 03:57 PM	#49
cool_flow Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 90	That's a great idea. I'd love to start doing that, except that I don't even have enough money to get a domain and hosting. That's where the problem is. Unless someone can help me get hosting and a domain name?