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MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:17 PM

...make the bed once in a while in the morning, lol, surprise her

Ice · 06-06-2005, 08:19 PM

Ohhhhh Izzzzzzzzzy getting all domestic

Ice · 06-06-2005, 08:20 PM

Hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sickkittens · 06-06-2005, 08:20 PM

That won't work for me.

Kevsh · 06-06-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by iceicebaby

Ohhhhh Izzzzzzzzzy getting all domestic

Exactly, what's next? Child-rearing tips???

Btw, good tip!

Spunky · 06-06-2005, 08:22 PM

Does she make you rub her feet and do the dishes?

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:23 PM

You ungrateful little cat licker! What are you trying to do, ruin me? It took me years to get my wife use to the idea I wasnt going to make a bed. Now you want to come here and change things after 19 years?

MandyBlake · 06-06-2005, 08:23 PM

amen!!! that would be great!

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Does she make you rub her feet and do the dishes?

will you guys be quiet already?!? man i swear.......

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

amen!!! that would be great!

NOT!!!!!

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by iceicebaby

Ohhhhh Izzzzzzzzzy getting all domestic

ice!!!!!!!!!!! my cock is massssssssssssssssssssssssssssive

Ice · 06-06-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

ice!!!!!!!!!!! my cock is massssssssssssssssssssssssssssive

Lucky Juicy let you use his Fastsize.....

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevsh

Exactly, what's next? Child-rearing tips???

Btw, good tip!

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaase dont say the C-word, lol. i pray that i can hold off a few years before having any little Izzzzzzz's running around

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

You ungrateful little cat licker! What are you trying to do, ruin me? It took me years to get my wife use to the idea I wasnt going to make a bed. Now you want to come here and change things after 19 years?

i apologize.

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:27 PM

LAZY HUSBANDS UNITE!

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

amen!!! that would be great!

before i got married i made my bed maybe once a week, only when i changed the sheets, lol.

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by iceicebaby

Lucky Juicy let you use his Fastsize.....

brad sent me one as a gift when he was trying to seduce me

sonofsam · 06-06-2005, 08:28 PM

izz you know you're leaving your self wide open for some comment like

"stop posting on adult webmaster boards, and take up tap dancing" or something to that degree... if i wasn't so tired, and had some witty things to say... i would strike... but i have nothing to say

so heres a picture of a raccoon

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

LAZY HUSBANDS UNITE!

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i apologize.

i forgive you.

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

izz you know you're leaving your self wide open for some comment like

"stop posting on adult webmaster boards, and take up tap dancing" or something to that degree... if i wasn't so tired, and had some witty things to say... i would strike... but i have nothing to say

so heres a picture of a raccoon

i love canadia

lol, u should see what my friends put me through everyday when they call me...believe me, gfy could never be as ruthless as them

Pete-KT · 06-06-2005, 08:29 PM

nice tip izzz hows marriage

sniperwolf · 06-06-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

...make the bed once in a while in the morning, lol, surprise her

that's so sweet... I'd bang you all night for that!

Sassy Girl · 06-06-2005, 08:32 PM

That wouldn't win any brownie points with me. I'd just say "its about time you did something useful, now go do the dishes."

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:33 PM

Allow me to fill in for Sonofsam

So Izzy, how was Oprah? Dont tell me you didnt watch it. We all know your new wife has you watching Oprah and shopping for pillow cases. Dont look now but tomorrow she will having you signing up for Oprahs book of the month club.

Spunky · 06-06-2005, 08:33 PM

Izzz buys his womans tampons

wallst · 06-06-2005, 08:34 PM

dude, i thought all you had to do was this to get more pussy:

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Izzz buys his woman tampons

YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOU DEAD??????

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

nice tip izzz hows marriage

so far so good

life has new meaning to me

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sniperwolf

that's so sweet... I'd bang you all night for that!

i pray you're a woman, i pray you're a woman, i pray you're a woman,

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:38 PM

When my wife and I are grocery shopping, the second she puts a box of those in the cart, I stop walking next to her.

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sassy Girl

That wouldn't win any brownie points with me. I'd just say "its about time you did something useful, now go do the dishes."

MrIzzz don't do dishes nor windows

sniperwolf · 06-06-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GiantGnome

LAZY HUSBANDS UNITE!

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome

Allow me to fill in for Sonofsam

So Izzy, how was Oprah? Dont tell me you didnt watch it. We all know your new wife has you watching Oprah and shopping for pillow cases. Dont look now but tomorrow she will having you signing up for Oprahs book of the month club.

homooooooooooooooooooooooo, lol

actually, my wife hates all that garbage. she isnt into those kind of shows, which pisses me off since i cant live without my General Hospital

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Izzz buys his womans tampons

spunky's just jealous because i wont talk gay to him on icq anymore

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:43 PM

People you are really killing me here. No my wife doesnt read the board.
SHE DOESNT HAVE TO!!!!!!

After being married for so long, wives pick up on such things. They are psychic in a weird ooooowieeeeoooooo oo oo twilight zone kinda way.

Im doomed I tell ya.. DOOMEDDDDDDD!!!

sonofsam · 06-06-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i love canadia

lol, u should see what my friends put me through everyday when they call me...believe me, gfy could never be as ruthless as them

izz.... what do you mean you're going to the washroom?

izz:.. what do you mean?

here.. take this....

izz: what do you want me to do with your cell?

...dude... you forgot to ask your wife

sorry.. i'm that bored

digifan · 06-06-2005, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

spunky's just jealous because i wont talk gay to him on icq anymore

sniperwolf · 06-06-2005, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i pray you're a woman, i pray you're a woman, i pray you're a woman,

haha... you bet I am

munki · 06-06-2005, 08:51 PM

Dishes and laundry too... those help.

baddog · 06-06-2005, 08:53 PM

you should not spoil her so early in the marriage, she will start expecting it

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

you should not spoil her so early in the marriage, she will start expecting it

truer words have never been spoken.

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

you should not spoil her so early in the marriage, she will start expecting it

Bingo!

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 8 characters.

Bingo was his nameo. you fucking happy now?

NTSS · 06-06-2005, 09:05 PM

What if she's still in it?

nofx · 06-06-2005, 09:06 PM

go pick her up at the airport and have a flower waiting for her in your passenger seat

Ice · 06-06-2005, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

spunky's just jealous because i wont talk gay to him on icq anymore

roflmao.... spunky is such a biatch

GiantGnome · 06-06-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by NTSS

What if she's still in it?

and theres duct tape and a hammer and nails on the bed stand? yeah yeah keep talking, i think i see where this is going.

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by NTSS

What if she's still in it?

i think she'll love you even more if you duct tape her mouth and hands as well

MrIzzz · 06-06-2005, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

go pick her up at the airport and have a flower waiting for her in your passenger seat

thats HOT

Sosa · 06-06-2005, 09:43 PM

izzy you're just getting trained that is all.

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GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	Allow me to fill in for Sonofsam So Izzy, how was Oprah? Dont tell me you didnt watch it. We all know your new wife has you watching Oprah and shopping for pillow cases. Dont look now but tomorrow she will having you signing up for Oprahs book of the month club. __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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GiantGnome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nebraska Posts: 4,344	People you are really killing me here. No my wife doesnt read the board. SHE DOESNT HAVE TO!!!!!! After being married for so long, wives pick up on such things. They are psychic in a weird ooooowieeeeoooooo oo oo twilight zone kinda way. Im doomed I tell ya.. DOOMEDDDDDDD!!! __________________ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

06-06-2005, 08:51 PM	#40
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