Who Broke Cytherea's Bong? - GoFuckYourself.com

Lukeisback · 06-05-2005, 10:12 PM

6/2/05

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As I walk in, Rob's giving some of his vintage Roy Karch stories. Roy flew Cytherea's mother in the for the weekend. It was a disaster. They hated each other.

Rob wants to shoot the first scene on the filthy dog mat.

On Memorial Day, Brian walked in and found his wife getting a tattoo on her back, and Serena Marcus and Amber Peach going at it with strap-ons, while they all watched a bestiality DVD.

Brian: "What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?"

Long pause.

Brian: "A pilot, you f---ing racist."

Ron wants to come to the XRCO tonight in Brian's rented hummer limo. "You can't bring Delores [Ron's wife]," says Brian. "No black people."

Angelica's shivering in her lingerie.

"Do you know what makes you warm?" Brian offers. "Sucking dick."

Duke: "Who was starring in the bestiality DVD?"

Brian: "A German girl. And a horse. If it's not a horse, what's the point?"

Beats me.

Ron Sullivan recalls the softball game Bill Margold organized on the Saturday four days after 9/11. Bill insisted that the game go ahead.

"Yeah," said Brian, "because the porno stars were so torn up by 9/11."

About five people showed up to watch. Ron Sullivan was the umpire. Janine Lindemulder was the pitcher and catcher. "She's great athlete," says Ron. "She has more tattoos than Ryan Knoxxx."

Angelica complains she's cold.

Ron invites her to snuggle with him.

"Will you tell me dirty bedtime stories?" she asks.

Ron cuddles with her. "Did I tell you about the time we tied up momma bear?" he begins.

Brian says he's quit quitting -- drugs, alcohol, etc. If he ever feels like he's about to quit, he calls a friend in his support group and they immediately come over and smoke the good bud with him.

"At my low point, I had a nice house and cars, but eversince I quit quitting, it's all gone."

I say I hope I have as much hair as Ron when I'm his age.

"I hope I'm vertical when I'm his age," says Brian.

Ron tells Angelica: "Little Red Riding Hood is a crack whore, but a nice one."

I look over Rob's writing:

He spells Ryan Knoxx as "rion knots."

Charlotte is "charlet."

The Lamplighter is "lamplitter."

D.Wise is "D.Wice."

Celestia Starr is "salstastor."

Brooklin Nights is "Broklin Hight."

Serena Marcus walks in carrying a 40-ounce Bud Light in a brown paper bag. It's 11am.

She puts it on the floor when I try to take a picture of her with it. Later she pours some of it into a mug and claims it's tea.

Brian says he's kicking Kimmy out of the house today. "She can go live with someone else and not clean their house."

Charlotte tells photographer Bill Diehl that she has to go get her cigarettes.

"They're in your back pocket, sweetheart," he points out.

Cythera tells Brian that she doesn't have the heart to kick Kimmy out. "I can yell at her, but I can't kick her out."

Cytherea walks around without a top because her new tattoo hurts her.

Dressed in bikinis, Serena and Cytherea make a run to get fast food from Wendy's and gasoline. Serena is not the best driver, so I back her SUV out and turn it around. It makes me feel like a man. "A testosterone-builder," notes Brian.

Serena didn't realize that she's booked (like four other girls today) to do two separate scenes (a girl-girl and a BJ) for a sum total of $400.

"If you've got a problem with that," says Kenny Carolina, the production manager, "call Rob right now."

Serena agrees to go ahead and do the scenes. She just wants them done quickly.

Ryan Knoxxx is unable to pop from his BJ from Charlotte. Brian steps in and pops within two minutes. Cytherea is proud of him.

D.Wise says, "I used to be Brian's favorite black guy."

What happened?

Brian: "I bought a new one."

Who's your new favorite black guy?

"Mr. Pete."

Cytherea's furious. Dick Delaware broke her bong. It's the second time her bong's been broken. She deplores the low state of morality and personal responsibility in our society which allows people to carelessly break other people's bongs. What kind of world do we want to create for our children? Friends don't let friends break others' bongs.

fris · 06-05-2005, 10:13 PM

dont paste your useless crap here. leave it on yourwebsite.

sicone · 06-05-2005, 10:19 PM

I had a bong broken once, I bought another one and life went on

Zebra · 06-05-2005, 10:20 PM

Luke, this is GFY. The people here have no idea who the fuck you are talking about.
If you want to get eyeballs here then write about names that the average GFYer recognizes.

JJ Gold · 06-05-2005, 10:24 PM

Luke looked like a true professional in the Sex.Com documentary. The line about SW had me rolling.

"....once he got thecredit cards it was lights out.....hehe.......he really went to town"

Beautiful!

Best wishes Luke.

Morgan · 06-05-2005, 10:26 PM

sounds like an STD

NaughtyRob · 06-05-2005, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

dont paste your useless crap here. leave it on yourwebsite.

That about sums it up.

fitzmulti · 06-05-2005, 11:19 PM

nobody gives a shit about this being posted in here...if we want to read your interviews, we'll go to your website.

06-05-2005, 10:12 PM	#1
Lukeisback Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 60	Who Broke Cytherea's Bong? 6/2/05 www.lukeisback.com As I walk in, Rob's giving some of his vintage Roy Karch stories. Roy flew Cytherea's mother in the for the weekend. It was a disaster. They hated each other. Rob wants to shoot the first scene on the filthy dog mat. On Memorial Day, Brian walked in and found his wife getting a tattoo on her back, and Serena Marcus and Amber Peach going at it with strap-ons, while they all watched a bestiality DVD. Brian: "What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?" Long pause. Brian: "A pilot, you f---ing racist." Ron wants to come to the XRCO tonight in Brian's rented hummer limo. "You can't bring Delores [Ron's wife]," says Brian. "No black people." Angelica's shivering in her lingerie. "Do you know what makes you warm?" Brian offers. "Sucking dick." Duke: "Who was starring in the bestiality DVD?" Brian: "A German girl. And a horse. If it's not a horse, what's the point?" Beats me. Ron Sullivan recalls the softball game Bill Margold organized on the Saturday four days after 9/11. Bill insisted that the game go ahead. "Yeah," said Brian, "because the porno stars were so torn up by 9/11." About five people showed up to watch. Ron Sullivan was the umpire. Janine Lindemulder was the pitcher and catcher. "She's great athlete," says Ron. "She has more tattoos than Ryan Knoxxx." Angelica complains she's cold. Ron invites her to snuggle with him. "Will you tell me dirty bedtime stories?" she asks. Ron cuddles with her. "Did I tell you about the time we tied up momma bear?" he begins. Brian says he's quit quitting -- drugs, alcohol, etc. If he ever feels like he's about to quit, he calls a friend in his support group and they immediately come over and smoke the good bud with him. "At my low point, I had a nice house and cars, but eversince I quit quitting, it's all gone." I say I hope I have as much hair as Ron when I'm his age. "I hope I'm vertical when I'm his age," says Brian. Ron tells Angelica: "Little Red Riding Hood is a crack whore, but a nice one." I look over Rob's writing: He spells Ryan Knoxx as "rion knots." Charlotte is "charlet." The Lamplighter is "lamplitter." D.Wise is "D.Wice." Celestia Starr is "salstastor." Brooklin Nights is "Broklin Hight." Serena Marcus walks in carrying a 40-ounce Bud Light in a brown paper bag. It's 11am. She puts it on the floor when I try to take a picture of her with it. Later she pours some of it into a mug and claims it's tea. Brian says he's kicking Kimmy out of the house today. "She can go live with someone else and not clean their house." Charlotte tells photographer Bill Diehl that she has to go get her cigarettes. "They're in your back pocket, sweetheart," he points out. Cythera tells Brian that she doesn't have the heart to kick Kimmy out. "I can yell at her, but I can't kick her out." Cytherea walks around without a top because her new tattoo hurts her. Dressed in bikinis, Serena and Cytherea make a run to get fast food from Wendy's and gasoline. Serena is not the best driver, so I back her SUV out and turn it around. It makes me feel like a man. "A testosterone-builder," notes Brian. Serena didn't realize that she's booked (like four other girls today) to do two separate scenes (a girl-girl and a BJ) for a sum total of $400. "If you've got a problem with that," says Kenny Carolina, the production manager, "call Rob right now." Serena agrees to go ahead and do the scenes. She just wants them done quickly. Ryan Knoxxx is unable to pop from his BJ from Charlotte. Brian steps in and pops within two minutes. Cytherea is proud of him. D.Wise says, "I used to be Brian's favorite black guy." What happened? Brian: "I bought a new one." Who's your new favorite black guy? "Mr. Pete." Cytherea's furious. Dick Delaware broke her bong. It's the second time her bong's been broken. She deplores the low state of morality and personal responsibility in our society which allows people to carelessly break other people's bongs. What kind of world do we want to create for our children? Friends don't let friends break others' bongs.

06-05-2005, 10:13 PM	#2
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	dont paste your useless crap here. leave it on yourwebsite. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

06-05-2005, 10:19 PM	#3
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	I had a bong broken once, I bought another one and life went on __________________

06-05-2005, 10:20 PM	#4
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Luke, this is GFY. The people here have no idea who the fuck you are talking about. If you want to get eyeballs here then write about names that the average GFYer recognizes. __________________ Old School

06-05-2005, 10:26 PM	#6
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	sounds like an STD __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

06-05-2005, 10:24 PM	#5
JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969	Luke looked like a true professional in the Sex.Com documentary. The line about SW had me rolling. "....once he got thecredit cards it was lights out.....hehe.......he really went to town" Beautiful! Best wishes Luke.

06-05-2005, 11:19 PM	#8
fitzmulti I Like Depth Of Field! Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA: 36.12318 N, 115.090219 W Posts: 14,861	nobody gives a shit about this being posted in here...if we want to read your interviews, we'll go to your website. __________________ www.SexyGirlsCash.com CONTACT // FITZMULTI AT GMAIL.COM // {Please include a message so I know you are from GFY! I get too many spam "add requests"!}