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  • NoCarrier
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    • Mar 2002
    • 16356

    #1

    What happens when you meet a girl and then..

    just when you are about to lick her pussy, you realise it smells like a 200 years old dead tuna. Do you just stop the "licking process" and then fuck her, even if you know your dick will smell like tuna for the next 2 months, or do you stop everything and leave?
  • killerkay
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2005
    • 1482

    #2
    say shit i need to be somewhere at blah


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    • detoxed
      vip member
      • Jan 2003
      • 17798

      #3
      You tell her to go take a shower before you touch that shit and if its not better after that you are leaving.

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      • NoCarrier
        We need more free porn
        • Mar 2002
        • 16356

        #4
        Originally posted by detoxed
        You tell her to go take a shower before you touch that shit and if its not better after that you are leaving.
        Man, seriously? You don't even propose to take a shower with her? It's not like she's not going to understand why you proposed the shower in the first place!

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        • WarChild
          Let slip the dogs of war.
          • Jan 2003
          • 17263

          #5
          Maybe try picking up clean women instead of dirt bags?
          .

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          • PixeLs
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2005
            • 11922

            #6
            Stop and tell her you can't afford to cheat your girl. Use your stage acting lessson back in highschool.

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            • JD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2003
              • 22651

              #7
              Originally posted by WarChild
              Maybe try picking up clean women instead of dirt bags?

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              • Doctor Dre
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                If it's from clubbing, I make sure she has time to take a shower before we get our thing going
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                • BlingDaddy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 6343

                  #9
                  Originally posted by detoxed
                  You tell her to go take a shower before you touch that shit and if its not better after that you are leaving.
                  Agreed....
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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Just kiss a couple times and if it reeks..start backing out and bone it anyways

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                    • NoCarrier
                      We need more free porn
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 16356

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WarChild
                      Maybe try picking up clean women instead of dirt bags?
                      I understand that your FleshLight smells like roses all the time, but in real life, when you are old enough to meet enough girls, you will meet, sexy horny girls who still smell like tuna.

                      You learn something new every day on GFY, kiddo.

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                      • tony299
                        lurker
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 57021

                        #12
                        you work your way back and just kiss and say oh look at the time got to go

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                        • phatzane®
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 1592

                          #13
                          uhhh she would be kicked out and pointed to the nearest ralphs for some summers eve....


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                          • AdultInsider Cloner
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 1472

                            #14
                            eat...pussy?
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                            • WebTitan
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 5114

                              #15
                              Originally posted by WarChild
                              Maybe try picking up clean women instead of dirt bags?
                              nasty ho = nasty hole

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                              • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 5162

                                #16
                                i simply say "go take a bath you dirty bitch" and grab my shit and leave... never to talk to that nasty hoe again

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                                • sniperwolf
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 17743

                                  #17
                                  puss sucks....
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                                  • Sosa
                                    In Tushy Land
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 40149

                                    #18
                                    stinky pussy sucks.

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                                    • BV
                                      wtf
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 10914

                                      #19
                                      one of these might help:

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                                      • tristan_D
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                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 7865

                                        #20
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                                        • NTSS
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                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 5688

                                          #21
                                          Anyone that would hit some stinky pussy is fucking crazy...it stinks bec it's most likely infected
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                                          • je_rome
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                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 6846

                                            #22
                                            I would kill her to as to not promote more terror in society.
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                                            • SleazyDream
                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470

                                              #23
                                              if she tastes bad i won't eat her out - doesn't mean i won't fuck her with a condom though..... not her fault she smells - might be something she ate... and it's hard to get othr pussy that day once you got one in the sack so you might as well get laid
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                                              • webcrawler
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 2692

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NTSS
                                                Anyone that would hit some stinky pussy is fucking crazy...it stinks bec it's most likely infected
                                                That should explain it.

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