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Doctor Dre · 06-05-2005, 09:21 AM

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.

Doctor Dre · 06-05-2005, 09:23 AM

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Doctor Dre · 06-05-2005, 09:24 AM

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

Doctor Dre · 06-05-2005, 09:25 AM

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

David - PG · 06-05-2005, 10:21 AM

Arguably some of the hardest-hitting in-your-face lines in a movie, ever. Tyler Durden in FightClub:

Quote:

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Scarface, Bladerunner, Jaws, StarWars.. yes they're all timeless pieces of Hollywood movie making. Nothing I've ever seen on celluloid beats the blinding rhetoric clarity and punching-power of Tyler's quote though.

reynold · 06-05-2005, 08:52 PM

"Are You not Entertained"- Gladiator

mardigras · 06-05-2005, 09:46 PM

"You stand convicted of assholism!" - Pink Flamingos

FilthyRob · 06-06-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako

I've done far worse than kill you...I've hurt you.

And I wish to go on hurting you.

I shall leave you, as you left me... as you left her.

Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet...Buried alive! Buried alivvvvvve!

KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Awesome quote! I played that in my head just as if I just watched the movie

FilthyRob · 06-06-2005, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

Now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
-Falling Down

It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
-Fight Club

We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...

You take Los Angeles. Kay. If I say Los Angeles has become, over the years, a mecca for homosexual migration. I am in the right. But look at what I am saying. I am making it sound like faggots are nomadic if not predatory miscreants who have some implied need to move around. I am also likening of the Muslims, or Muslims to them. Whereas saying LA is filled with faggots is just being honest.

Need is the ultimate monkey.

You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed.

Shut that cunnt's mouth before i come over there and fuck start her head.
-Way of the Gun

I know Kung Fu.
-The Matrix

Come get some.

I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And, Jack left town.
-Army of Darkness

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
-Trainspotting

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
-Usual Suspects

You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

You're only alive because I didn't kill you.
-Se7en

Some people lose their faith because Heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because Heaven showed them too much?
-The Prophecy

You think you know it all, don't you? You're 25 years old. You're a baby. You don't know shit. Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too. I felt just like you. Hated authority. Hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say. 'If you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains!' Because there are no storybook romances, no fairytale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself - What do you really want?
-Swimming with Sharks

That's enough for now... I got plenty more where those came from.

Some of those are golden!

Greg MissionD · 06-06-2005, 01:05 PM

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Fresh · 06-06-2005, 01:13 PM

"San Diego....comes from the German term 'a whales vagina'." -Anchorman

"I want to have your abortion" -Fight Club

LittleSassy · 06-06-2005, 01:14 PM

Jim Malone: You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.

---the untouchables

FilthyRob · 06-06-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

"You stand convicted of assholism!" - Pink Flamingos

That's a good one, never saw the movie.

MindyBlingBucks · 06-06-2005, 01:25 PM

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

"Oh it's not fair!!"
"You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is. . ." - Labyrinth

"I'm your Huckleberry." - Tombstone

axelcat · 06-06-2005, 01:26 PM

This world is like a big pussy waiting to get fucked-Scarface

Tim · 06-06-2005, 01:50 PM

"We'll settle this the old navy way. First guy to die, loses!" Lloyd Bridges - Hot Shots Part Deux

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