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  • Vanilla DeVille
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    • Dec 2003
    • 8097
    #1

    My Boobs Cause Act of Violence!!

    So, I?m walking out of Quizno's, after picking up lunch for everyone at home. I?m wearing a normal tank top and comfy sport-shorts (nothing sexy or revealing at all)? pretty much what most women wear out here in the heat. A couple in their 30?s was walking into the restaurant; she glares at me and immediately says in a very loud, negative voice, "OMG, her TITS are falling out!!" Before I can make a smart ass reply, her hubby says, in a ?dirty old man? and very positive voice "Yeah, I know!!" She took her left arm and punched him hard in the chest. I busted out laughing, right in her face, and kept laughing all the way to my car... it totally took me by surprise. From the way it looked, I don't think he's getting any for a while. LOL
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    • Marcus Aurelius
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      • Apr 2003
      • 14809
      #2
      nice. poor guy, you should have offered him a trial membership to your site so he can spank it when the wife turns off the sex.

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        • TexasDreams
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          • Oct 2003
          • 4700
          #3
          You need to get some business cards with the site info on them for those "certain" occassions!

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            • xXxtreme2005
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              • Feb 2005
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              #4
              fucking awesome!


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                • xXxtreme2005
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                  • Feb 2005
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                  #5
                  Id probably break my neck looking at your chest!...


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                    • Vanilla DeVille
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                      • Dec 2003
                      • 8097
                      #6
                      Originally posted by mdcq
                      nice. poor guy, you should have offered him a trial membership to your site so he can spank it when the wife turns off the sex.
                      Damn, I should have!! That would have been classic!! The wife would have probably tried to kick my ass! lol
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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
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                          #7
                          Funny isn't it?.... how you, Vanilla with your "tits hanging out" have a great marriage, you're enjoying life and everything good that sex has to offer,

                          While that woman is very likely uptight, frustrated and a miserable bitch, and they are a prime example of why the divorce rate is so high.

                          You win. :D
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                            • Vanilla DeVille
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                              • Dec 2003
                              • 8097
                              #8
                              Originally posted by TexasDreams
                              You need to get some business cards with the site info on them for those "certain" occassions!

                              I had biz cards with me too... I never leave home without them. I guess I was caught by surprise and didn't even think about it... and to think he could have been a long-term member too...
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                                • baddog
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                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                  You need to get some business cards with the site info on them for those "certain" occassions!


                                  Hand it to him and say, "email me, and I will give you a $5 discount on your first month."

                                  She would have loved that.

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                                    • Vanilla DeVille
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 8097
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      Funny isn't it?.... how you, Vanilla with your "tits hanging out" have a great marriage, you're enjoying life and everything good that sex has to offer,

                                      While that woman is very likely uptight, frustrated and a miserable bitch, and they are a prime example of why the divorce rate is so high.

                                      You win. :D
                                      Good anwer... I like that!!!
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                                        • Vanilla DeVille
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                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 8097
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                          Hand it to him and say, "email me, and I will give you a $5 discount on your first month."

                                          She would have loved that.
                                          Haha... that would have been awesome!! Damn, where were you guys when I need you?
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                                            • SteveLightspeed
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7940
                                              #12
                                              Your boobs have got me in trouble before too
                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                • Ice
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 26053
                                                  #13
                                                  This thread is useless without pics
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                                                    • adonthenet
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                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 16753
                                                      #14
                                                      holyblah haha

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                                                        • xclusive
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                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 35218
                                                          #15
                                                          lol that's an awesome story thanks for the share

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                                                            • baddog
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 107089
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                                                              Haha... that would have been awesome!! Damn, where were you guys when I need you?

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                                                                • Tim
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 19210
                                                                  #17
                                                                  What a comedy duo!
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                                                                    • Vanilla DeVille
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 8097
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                      Your boobs have got me in trouble before too
                                                                      They have???
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                                                                        • Sly
                                                                          Let's do some business!
                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                          • 31377
                                                                          #19
                                                                          What kind of sandwich did you get? That sounds good.

                                                                          A boob thread and I'm talking about sandwiches. I really need to quit this biz...
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                                                                            • Stewie
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                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 3670
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                                                              This thread is useless without pics
                                                                              Ask, and you shall receive...





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                                                                                • Ice
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                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 26053
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Stewie
                                                                                  Ask, and you shall receive...






                                                                                  Ohhhh good god Stewie I luv ya man......
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                                                                                    • Sly
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                                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                                      • 31377
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Did Stewie have a nipple sandwich with whip cream? Quite affordable and very high in protein.
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                                                                                        • Stewie
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                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                          • 3670
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                          What kind of sandwich did you get? That sounds good.

                                                                                          A boob thread and I'm talking about sandwiches. I really need to quit this biz...


                                                                                          Vanilla had the turkey and cheese, and I had a mesquite chicken... does that make you horny baby?

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                                                                                            • Paraskass
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                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 5829
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              titties!

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                                                                                                • Sly
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                                                  • 31377
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Stewie
                                                                                                  Ask, and you shall receive...


                                                                                                  What lovely purple drapes you have. Where did you get those? I need new ones for my living room.
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                                                                                                    • Kevsh
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                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                      • 8619
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                                                                                                      I?m wearing a normal tank top and comfy sport-shorts (nothing sexy or revealing at all)? pretty much what most women wear out here in the heat.
                                                                                                      Err, Vanilla ... most women don't look like you, in a tanktop or otherwise

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                                                                                                        • Rochard
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                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                          • 75733
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Honey, face it, you've got boobs. Put you in a tank top, and yes, it does look obscene and sexy as hell. No complaints from me.

                                                                                                          It's already fucking hot here in Phoenix.
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                                                                                                            • xNetworx
                                                                                                              So Fucking What
                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                              • 14445
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Thats pretty damn funny

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                                                                                                                • Danny Dukes
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                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Home Wrecker!

                                                                                                                  How you guys been? Haven't heard from ya in a while

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                                                                                                                    • Vanilla DeVille
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                      • 8097
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                                      What lovely purple drapes you have. Where did you get those? I need new ones for my living room.
                                                                                                                      Why thank you, but that was just some frabic that we put up for the shoot... I was actually standing at my front door.
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                                                                                                                        • Drake
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 12508
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by xXxtreme2005
                                                                                                                          Id probably break my neck looking at your chest!...
                                                                                                                          Yes, her boobs have also caused fatalities. You've been warned.

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                                                                                                                            • Vanilla DeVille
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                              • 8097
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Kevsh
                                                                                                                              Err, Vanilla ... most women don't look like you, in a tanktop or otherwise

                                                                                                                              Thanks, Kevsh... That's really cool of you to say! Mauh~
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                                                                                                                                • chase
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 6019
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Work it, girl, work it!

                                                                                                                                  I was never like that when I was married-no faster way to run your man off then being an ice queen. Hell, I'd point the hotties out and we'd ogle them together, haha. But hell, I'm *still* getting divorced, so what do I know, haha.
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                                                                                                                                    • Sly
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 31377
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      It's official. I'm gay.
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                                                                                                                                        • Vanilla DeVille
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                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                                                                                                                          Home Wrecker!

                                                                                                                                          How you guys been? Haven't heard from ya in a while
                                                                                                                                          LOL - I guess I am now! Wonder how their lunch was afterwards!

                                                                                                                                          We are doing great... How are you, Baybee??
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                                                                                                                                            • Vanilla DeVille
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                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 8097
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                                                                              Honey, face it, you've got boobs. Put you in a tank top, and yes, it does look obscene and sexy as hell. No complaints from me.

                                                                                                                                              It's already fucking hot here in Phoenix.
                                                                                                                                              Glad I didn't get you in trouble, like I have with Steve!
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                                                                                                                                                • FilthyRob
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  OMG, that's funny
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                                                                                                                                                    • Dalai lama
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 16540
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                                                                                                                                                      From the way it looked, I don't think he's getting any for a while. LOL
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                                                                                                                                                        • TheJimmy
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 10747
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                                                                          It's official. I'm gay.
                                                                                                                                                          dude, I was wondering wtf, when you pointed out the purple drapes!

                                                                                                                                                          all that pay for gay rubbed off on ya didn't it ;)

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                                                                                                                                                            • dennisthemenace
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                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 2668
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              That's a great story.. Hot too..
                                                                                                                                                              All the best to you

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                                                                                                                                                                • chase
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 6019
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by TheJimmy
                                                                                                                                                                  dude, I was wondering wtf, when you pointed out the purple drapes!

                                                                                                                                                                  all that pay for gay rubbed off on ya didn't it ;)

                                                                                                                                                                  Jesus Christ I just spit my Smirnoff everywhere!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • TheSenator
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Can you show us a pictoral example of what happened?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • tungsten
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          some funny shit
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                                                                                                                                                                            • emthree
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                                                                                                                                                                              Why thank you, but that was just some frabic that we put up for the shoot... I was actually standing at my front door.

                                                                                                                                                                              Ghetto but creative!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • taibo
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  it's all your fault!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                      • 34512
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      The thought of your boobs helps me fall asleep.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dark Knight
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          those boobs have open my sleeping eyes for sure. lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Digipimp
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • 13481
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              one time i looked in your site and got violent with my penis

                                                                                                                                                                                              oops did i really type that

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Vanilla, Those photos should have been in the magazine. They are great. You will have to send them for the December issue.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille
                                                                                                                                                                                                      So, I?m walking out of Quizno's, after picking up lunch for everyone at home. I?m wearing a normal tank top and comfy sport-shorts (nothing sexy or revealing at all)? pretty much what most women wear out here in the heat. A couple in their 30?s was walking into the restaurant; she glares at me and immediately says in a very loud, negative voice, "OMG, her TITS are falling out!!" Before I can make a smart ass reply, her hubby says, in a ?dirty old man? and very positive voice "Yeah, I know!!" She took her left arm and punched him hard in the chest. I busted out laughing, right in her face, and kept laughing all the way to my car... it totally took me by surprise. From the way it looked, I don't think he's getting any for a while. LOL

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Poor guy, I would have done the same thing
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