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Old 06-04-2005, 12:31 PM   #1
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Joel, gets hit by a drunk driver (his NEW car)

Wow!!!!!

Ok, so a few days ago, I posted about Joel's bronco (with pics) getting in a
car wreck with a hummer....

Well, hes all hooked up with a new car now!!! But.....

Last night, he is at a stop light and a drunk driver plows into him!

He is ok, but his NEW car is all banged up in the back corner.... BAD LUCK.

Thank god for insurance. :-)
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:32 PM   #2
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WTF?????????? lollll poor Joel
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:33 PM   #3
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Yeah, tell me about it. Cars HATE on Joel.... He just had a streak of bad luck. Wow.
Im sad for him and his new ride..
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:33 PM   #4
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Yeah, tell me about it. Cars HATE on Joel.... He just had a streak of bad luck. Wow.
Im sad for him and his new ride..
whats his new ride?
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:34 PM   #5
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Damn...talk about bad luck..that sucks
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:34 PM   #6
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:35 PM   #7
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at night they said like x amount per 10 cars is a drunk or intoxicated driver
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:48 PM   #8
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:49 PM   #9
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:51 PM   #10
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Hey guys no pictures yet I will get some, it happend at 2-3 in the morning i was a bit confused hit my head pretty hard. It was a Hyandi Accent 2002
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:22 PM   #11
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Life started going down hill right after you tried to punk your boss, joel.
See a pattern?
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:23 PM   #12
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Wow.. that guy has some bad luck.. besides all those accidents i remmeber him getting clowned at the board by his coworkers.. talking about jinxed... wouldnt wanna have a guy like that around my servers!!! ;)
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:24 PM   #13
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:25 PM   #14
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:42 PM   #15
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He is good with servers. Not with cars.
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:45 PM   #16
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Old 06-04-2005, 03:00 PM   #17
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Old 06-04-2005, 03:01 PM   #18
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joel looks like a mexican drug runner.....

no offense

lol
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Old 06-04-2005, 03:04 PM   #19
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LOL! He said "Tell him Fuck yoU!, Oh wait, its Trey? Never mind, he will hang me by my balls. And he is a BIG TYME customer."
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Old 06-04-2005, 03:06 PM   #20
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I think it's more safe to give him a bus pass. You should reconsider
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Old 06-04-2005, 03:08 PM   #21
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Joel said "For the record, the bitch hit me, not the other way around."
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Old 06-04-2005, 03:59 PM   #22
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But still. He seems to attract a lot of accidents.

I vote for a bus pass and an ipod to keep him busy on the bus!


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Old 06-04-2005, 04:03 PM   #23
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joel looks like a mexican drug runner.....

no offense

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Old 06-04-2005, 07:47 PM   #24
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fuck y'all lol the accident wasnt my fault
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Old 06-04-2005, 08:29 PM   #25
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Old 06-04-2005, 08:31 PM   #26
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Ya right yo u shouldnt of stopped in front of the drunk bitch
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:19 PM   #27
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That a very bad case of bad luck.. crash after crash
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Old 06-04-2005, 10:50 PM   #28
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People need to use FUCKING DESIGNATED DRIVERS!!! If you are going to drink, don't fucking drive!

Someone should start a designated driver business that gets re-imbursed by the government if they don't pay. I'm not a socialist, but jeeze, drunks need to stay off the road too many people are getting killed and fucked up.
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:10 PM   #29
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Man Joel lives a tough life with you guys ripping him at work and people keep driving into him
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:14 PM   #30
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dude go to the doctor get a neck brace and an atty.
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:32 PM   #31
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Not just a mexican drug runner but a mexican drug runner with a caucasian kid in the trunk of his car!!! Doesnt anyone find this a bit suspicious?!?!!?
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Wow!!!!!

Ok, so a few days ago, I posted about Joel's bronco (with pics) getting in a
car wreck with a hummer....

Well, hes all hooked up with a new car now!!! But.....

Last night, he is at a stop light and a drunk driver plows into him!

He is ok, but his NEW car is all banged up in the back corner.... BAD LUCK.

Thank god for insurance. :-)


jesus! joel can't win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-05-2005, 12:10 AM   #34
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Was he smuggling that kid???
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Old 06-05-2005, 04:02 PM   #36
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Hahah, the kid is my Son. :-)
One of three of my children. :-)


"I vote for a bus pass and an ipod to keep him busy on the bus!"

HAHAHAH! Funny..

Joel would ride the short bus though!

"Joel, Rider of the Short Bus" should be his moniker....
All computer nerds, myself included should. :-)
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I was about to say, how did Joel have a kid with blonde hair? ; )D
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at night they said like x amount per 10 cars is a drunk or intoxicated driver
alrighty then. x=5?
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Not just a mexican drug runner but a mexican drug runner with a caucasian kid in the trunk of his car!!! Doesnt anyone find this a bit suspicious?!?!!?
on the bright side, doesn't look like the kid got hurt in the accident. i guess that was good.
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JOel looks like a spare tire!
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Old 06-05-2005, 05:32 PM   #41
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shit happems// btw.. you guys are so mean LOL
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Old 06-05-2005, 06:32 PM   #42
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Once again fuck y'all execpt those few who feel sorry for me btw i have kid black hair blue eyes
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Not just a mexican drug runner but a mexican drug runner with a caucasian kid in the trunk of his car!!! Doesnt anyone find this a bit suspicious?!?!!?
Why do you have Dennis the Menace in your trunk?
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Admit it Joel. He came from the trunk of your car?

I think Joel smuggles humans in to the US. That's probably why he needed a faster car. It's all a conspiracy
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Old 06-05-2005, 06:55 PM   #46
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Don't accidents come in three's ... hmm, maybe take the bus for awhile (btw warn everyone when you get on)
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Damn, that fucking sucks. Good thing he is alright.
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Dennis The Menace, LOL ROTFL!!!! OMG!!!
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