You can't say you are gay, they are wise to that trick. You have to fake being a sleepwalker and suck the cock then :upsidedow

:1orglaugh

A guy I went to school with enlisted and wanted out. Typical pretty boy, daddy was a doctor. This was back during Desert Storm and he didn't want to be sent over so he "accidentally" cut off the tip of his pinky finger. He was discharged, but he got ridiculed pretty hard as being a pussy.

Pinkiless pussy - Iraq... tough call :upsidedow

shoot himself in the pelvis

Go to the base Chaplin and explain the service is making you want to kill people and you might not be able to control it down the road. Depending on the acting job, he'll probably get a General or even Medical Discharge (if he gets referred to a shrink)

imho though, hes a puss for signing up to the military and trying to scam out.

[QUOTE=dvd316]Go to the base Chaplin and explain the service is making you want to kill people QUOTE]
Sounds like a good way to get sent to Iraq... :upsidedow

I had a friend in the Marines during the first desert skermish. A guy in unit or whatever it's called shot some sort of missle at a camel and blew it up. The US had him gone that day, I guess they take their camels very seriously there. He didnt get in any trouble and they discharged him with a general under honorable conditions. Sane people only kill other people, crazy people kill animals....

he should have quit in boot camp


now that he earned himself the right to wear that uniform and the title "U.S. Marine", he should represent himself as such until his enlistment is up

Not always, that's for sure. I've seen people go AWOL (In the Marines it's called UA), come back, serve time in the brig, and have their enlistment increased to cover the time they were away.

Keep in mind that anything less than an honorable discharge can affect future employement. While it won't stop him from working in Wendys, it will affect him when it's older. When I applied for a job at a local phone company, myself and a Marine buddy of mine had to include our discharge paperwork. My buddy was denied because he had a BCD discharge. Turns out working on the phone company may have included the need for security government clearance, and you cant' get that with a bad discharge.

walk around with the Quoran and pray Allah :2 cents:
Ask to change your name to " Muhammed Bin Laddon " ....

PS: 50 !
Fuck you " WOJ " :1orglaugh

It would be hilarous !

Tell him to stop being a pussy and finish enlistment like everybody else.

anybody read catch-22?

you can try what yossarian was doing

if your little hahahaha friend can't hack life now, how the hell will he make it for the rest of his miserable life?
just run away everytime life gets a little tough?
send him a mail order catalogue from Fredricks of Hollywood.
he needs it.

:thumbsup

Pinch your officer... ;)

I wonder what % of Marines actually try to get out