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TurboAngel · 06-04-2005, 06:13 AM

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooo oo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Kevsh · 06-04-2005, 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Personal fav, but those are damn funny

Damian_Maxcash · 06-04-2005, 06:17 AM

"She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. "

I dont know why but I couldnt stop laughing at this one.....

Vitasoy · 06-04-2005, 06:26 AM

haha some of those are great.

Machete_ · 06-04-2005, 06:39 AM

Quote:

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

Ice · 06-04-2005, 06:39 AM

Roflmaooooooooooooooo

TurboAngel · 06-04-2005, 06:49 AM

I'm blonde so I can tell blonde jokes.

tradermcduck · 06-04-2005, 06:59 AM

Finally a pic

taibo · 06-04-2005, 07:09 AM

lol nice

TurboAngel · 06-04-2005, 09:10 AM

Bump so the copycat can see.

MandyBlake · 06-04-2005, 09:22 AM

lol nice ones!

alexg · 06-04-2005, 10:04 AM

06-04-2005, 06:13 AM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde. She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Soooooooooooo oo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

06-04-2005, 06:39 AM	#6
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06-04-2005, 06:59 AM	#8
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06-04-2005, 09:22 AM	#11
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06-04-2005, 06:17 AM	#3
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	"She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. " I dont know why but I couldnt stop laughing at this one.....

06-04-2005, 06:26 AM	#4
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	haha some of those are great. __________________ [email protected]

06-04-2005, 06:49 AM	#7
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I'm blonde so I can tell blonde jokes.

06-04-2005, 07:09 AM	#9
taibo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,720	lol nice

06-04-2005, 09:10 AM	#10
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Bump so the copycat can see.