Stupid motherfucker doing door to door at 8 in the am ? - GoFuckYourself.com

Doctor Dre · 06-03-2005, 05:18 AM

WTF is wrong with people . Some stupid fool just knocked and ran my bell for 5 fucking minutes ! I was asleep nakkkid so I didn't answer ... but I'm so fucking mads . I havne't slept more then 5 hours in a night in like 2 weeks and it seems it will continue ... damint ! For once that I went to sleep early ..........

Roald · 06-03-2005, 05:20 AM

maybe it was urgent? Maybe he had to pee real bad?

fitzmulti · 06-03-2005, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

WTF is wrong with people . Some stupid fool just knocked and ran my bell for 5 fucking minutes ! I was asleep nakkkid so I didn't answer ... but I'm so fucking mads . I havne't slept more then 5 hours in a night in like 2 weeks and it seems it will continue ... damint ! For once that I went to sleep early ..........

I'd have punched his lights out!

Doctor Dre · 06-03-2005, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

I'd have punched his lights out!

So will say everyone else on this board . Fact is that you don't punch people for stuff like that, unless you are looking to get charged. And if you go answer, it will just take more of your time .

Relish XXX · 06-03-2005, 05:24 AM

I would have kicked the fuck out of him then explained in court why I did it. The judge would have agreed that the wanker deserved a beating and awarded me damages!

NoCarrier · 06-03-2005, 05:25 AM

Maybe it's because he forgot his keys or something like that near your bed?

sonofsam · 06-03-2005, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

I would have kicked the fuck out of him then explained in court why I did it. The judge would have agreed that the wanker deserved a beating and awarded me damages!

lol, if only life were that perfect

who · 06-03-2005, 05:26 AM

Maybe he wanted to remind you to get some extra sleep?

polish_aristocrat · 06-03-2005, 05:26 AM

i sometimes have that problem too, but the 'real world' simply wakes up earlier than us

adonthenet · 06-03-2005, 05:32 AM

hate this stuff
fucking idiots =\

Pete-KT · 06-03-2005, 05:35 AM

Should of walked down there naked and asked what he wanted

hilly · 06-03-2005, 05:36 AM

you should ha ve captured him, took him to your garage. chained
him up, and cut him in fucking half

Lee · 06-03-2005, 05:38 AM

He might have been selling sleeping tablets.

jimmyf · 06-03-2005, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee

He might have been selling sleeping tablets.

gecko · 06-03-2005, 05:43 AM

Gawd those people piss me off too

ProjectNaked · 06-03-2005, 05:50 AM

I had the same thing happen...two drunk girls were beating on my door at 5:00 am - but that was a good thing

Dalai lama · 06-03-2005, 05:53 AM

I'd get out to punch him in the face.

mikeyddddd · 06-03-2005, 06:23 AM

The early bird catches some lead in the ass.

FilthyRob · 06-03-2005, 06:23 AM

That's a little fucking early!

Cassie · 06-03-2005, 06:25 AM

you should have opened the door and beat him with a wrench.

tradermcduck · 06-03-2005, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Dalai lama

I'd get out to punch him in the face.

O.k .

Terry · 06-03-2005, 06:36 AM

Same thing always happens here... fuckers!

Fred Quimby · 06-03-2005, 06:38 AM

2 words "release the hounds"

oh wait thats 3

Violetta · 06-03-2005, 06:42 AM

I hate when people wake me up in the morning. Disable your doorbell man!

Nicky · 06-03-2005, 06:43 AM

you should have opened the door naked and asked him or her to bend over or get the fuck out!

Fred Quimby · 06-03-2005, 06:44 AM

on second thought,,,just put in one of those doorbells that squirt water at the crotch when pressed.

OG LennyT · 06-03-2005, 06:55 AM

I used to get Mormon assholes and other people stopping by but it is amazing what a 'no solicitation' sign will do for you.

nico-t · 06-03-2005, 07:04 AM

id jack off while opening the door

keyboard warrior · 06-03-2005, 07:05 AM

put some Rat Traps out front

Marcus Aurelius · 06-03-2005, 07:06 AM

maybe he was just there to secure your network.

Some will get it, some wont.

Doctor Dre · 06-03-2005, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Should of walked down there naked and asked what he wanted

agreed ... good idea for next time

Doctor Dre · 06-03-2005, 09:06 AM

and just take a piss on the porch in front of him

sickkittens · 06-03-2005, 09:07 AM

Maybe he wanted to tell you that a killer was loose in your neighborhood.

JamesK2 · 06-03-2005, 09:08 AM

you should've told him to fuck off and never come back

Shaft_1971 · 06-03-2005, 09:13 AM

You didn't answer the door....how did you know he was doing door to door sales??

Shaft

taibo · 06-03-2005, 09:13 AM

wait by the door and knock his little ass out

Repetitive Monkey · 06-03-2005, 09:16 AM

Someone should make a gadget that shuts of all phone and door bells during designated time slots. They'd make some nice money.

canplayer · 06-03-2005, 09:19 AM

just put a sign on the door saying "Proud Gun Owner"

sickkittens · 06-03-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Repetitive Monkey

Someone should make a gadget that shuts of all phone and door bells during designated time slots. They'd make some nice money.

JD · 06-03-2005, 09:24 AM

i have a big fucking sign ON my front door that says "NO SOLICITING! WHATEVER YOUR SELLING, WE DON'T WANT IT!" and the fuckers knock ANYWAY! Thus, my dogs spaz the fuck out and piss me off even more.

If I wanted whatever the fuck you're selling I'd COME TO YOU. NOW FUCK OFF! I hate D2D sales people!

webair · 06-03-2005, 09:26 AM

shoot him

juve20 · 06-03-2005, 09:29 AM

I hate those door to door people! What I hate more though are tel sales people calling 3 to 5 times a day.

tony

BillyHoe · 06-03-2005, 09:31 AM

Ask him for paperwork on whatever he's sellign then tell him you'll be right back. and don't come back. IF he doesn't want to go away call the cops. I'm sure he'll think twice.

Doctor Dre · 06-03-2005, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Maybe he wanted to tell you that a killer was loose in your neighborhood.

I live in canada . That don't happen

Morgan · 06-03-2005, 09:49 AM

You had won the 10 million dollars, shouldve answered the door for the news crew and your giant check.

sickkittens · 06-03-2005, 09:50 AM

I had someone pull infront of my house last week at 4:45AM screaming at his girlfriend to get the fuck out of his car for 10 minutes straight. Fucking idiot.

JD · 06-03-2005, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

I had someone pull infront of my house last week at 4:45AM screaming at his girlfriend to get the fuck out of his car for 10 minutes straight. Fucking idiot.

shit like that happens around my place every so often. I throw bags of ferret shit at'em

nico-t · 06-03-2005, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

lol that might actually work on your front door, but i dont think putting that on your phone will prevent any unwanted calls

xXxtreme2005 · 06-03-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

i have a big fucking sign ON my front door that says "NO SOLICITING! WHATEVER YOUR SELLING, WE DON'T WANT IT!" and the fuckers knock ANYWAY! Thus, my dogs spaz the fuck out and piss me off even more.

If I wanted whatever the fuck you're selling I'd COME TO YOU. NOW FUCK OFF! I hate D2D sales people!

OG LennyT · 06-03-2005, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mdcq

maybe he was just there to secure your network.

LMAO

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