I need help writing a small creative txt
I have no clue how to sell cock.
I have no clue how to sell cock.
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Greetings:
What ya need? I'm a cock expert!
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Aight lets say i want someone to come check out tonys webcam
would i wanna stress tonys stroking it, rubbin one out, jerkin it, waxing the bishop
is there another really gay term i can use?Comment
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or should i stress abs, butt, stomach
im trying my hardest here, but i've always said
you gotta fucking love camel toe to sell camel toe, & vice versa with cockComment
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From tests with dozens and dozens of different sites, for whatever reason:
"jacking"
is the term that performs the best when it comes to masturbation.Last edited by BoyAlley; 06-03-2005, 12:13 AM.Comment
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His cock was as hard as Richard Simmons on poppers and his anus was dilated by the gerbil. He was now ready to wax his pole in a rythmic motion of that sweating to the oldies video....
Obviously, I don't do gay trafficSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Originally posted by pr0I think the time will come when people will stop "doing what they love" and start "doing what converts".Originally posted by Mike Okitch
I'm willing to bet a lot of the straight webmasters on here would be blown away if they saw the types of conversion numbers and retention that are common place in the gay market.Last edited by BoyAlley; 06-03-2005, 12:16 AM.Comment
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Looks like someone just didn't smell the sarcasm.Originally posted by BoyAlleySIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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No, I caught it. Although I'm thinking about running some tests with that Richard Simmons language. I wonder how well he'd convert?Originally posted by Mike OkitchComment
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About as good as *******Originally posted by BoyAlley
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Richard Simmons really revs my engine lolComment
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I've heard doughnut puncher is the in gay word of 2005. You ratios will be like 1:8 if you have it in your ad
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im just gonna guess you're jerkin me around eh sizzlechest?Originally posted by swedguyI've heard doughnut puncher is the in gay word of 2005. You ratios will be like 1:8 if you have it in your ad
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think gay, think "i love cock"Kayla
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i tried that, & all i keep thinking of is those 3 old dudes sucking each other off people always post that gives me nightmaresOriginally posted by kaylacruzComment
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I know EXACTLY the pic you're talking about too. Thing damn near turned me straight the first time I saw it.Originally posted by pr0
Then someone posted the pic of that diseased cooter, and I went back to lusting after Josh Hartnett.
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What makes you think that?Originally posted by pr0im just gonna guess you're jerkin me around eh sizzlechest?
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I hope you have 2257 for the ******* if you plan to sell itOriginally posted by Mike OkitchAbout as good as *******
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nice u got all 6's as your post countOriginally posted by swedguyWhat makes you think that?Comment
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That would be the one. Wrong, just so very wrong....Originally posted by kernelpanicComment
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6666 - the number of the pillow biter!Originally posted by pr0
Umm, no that doesn't sound right
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Here's something to put you in the mood....
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Sorry, that so doesn't convert with me...Originally posted by swedguyComment
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Originally posted by BoyAlley
Better?
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The ultimate tandems!Originally posted by swedguyHere's something to put you in the mood....
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then you probably shouldn't even try... seriously...Originally posted by pr0
is that you, JustMe? or have you hired someone for the 'straight side of things'? heheheComment
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Not everyone does anything for money dude. It's all about ethics.Originally posted by BoyAlleyI design logo's.
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What on earth is unethical about operating in the gay market?Originally posted by PlatinumpimpComment
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I do some gay galleries, it's hard for a straight guy like me to do the descriptions for them and make them sound gay.AKA - ClubsexyComment
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Try having some Barbra Streisand playing in the background the next time you try to write them. Or, work with a sponsor that provides descriptions, or will have custom description written for you.Originally posted by FilthyRob
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