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Relish XXX · 06-02-2005, 01:42 AM

http://www.sirpetermaxwell.com/ - Check job vacancies and wives.

I think this joke may have gone a bit to far.

sixxxthsense · 06-02-2005, 01:45 AM

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Relish XXX · 06-02-2005, 01:45 AM

?One day you?ll follow in my footsteps and fail you?re exams here too?

chemicaleyes · 06-02-2005, 01:45 AM

Job Description - A charming orphan boy is required to shine the shoes of Sir Peter Maxwell on a daily basis. This is a very important position as Sir Peter demands perfectly shiny shoes before holding business meetings or entertaining heads of states. This position would be ideal for a young orphan whose parents have recently passed away as basic food (bread and water) will be provided.
Compensation - £1.50 a week

broke · 06-02-2005, 01:49 AM

Oral Maintenance Operative.

Relish XXX · 06-02-2005, 01:50 AM

Kimberley is a young prostitute who applied for the position of ?Massage Therapist? advertised on Sir Peter?s website. Kimberly is a single mother from South London and arrived at the Maxwell estate dressed in a tight mini skirt and skimpy top. She performed admirably in her interview which consisted of a brief chat in the sauna followed by an all over body massage in Sir Peter?s private chamber.

After the massage Sir Peter is said to have remarked ?I view her in much the same was as Osama Bin Laden views a aeroplane, I can?t wait to get into her black box and I hope she goes down soon?

Kimberly will be living at the estate full time during the week and will be spending the weekends back in London with her two children. She will reside in the west wing of the main house where Sir Peter will have easy access should he fancy pursuing an evening mount.

Satisfaction · 06-02-2005, 01:51 AM

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Walrus · 06-02-2005, 01:51 AM

lol. I just looked at that site. Pretty funny stuff.

reynold · 06-02-2005, 01:57 AM

Funny sites tehre man!

american pervert · 06-02-2005, 02:06 AM

this is the funniest shit ever

Relish XXX · 06-02-2005, 02:12 AM

Lady Anne is the wife of Sir Peter?s youngest son Richard. She has recently turned nineteen. She is intelligent, beautiful, elegant, tasteful, witty, courageous, intellectual, a fine dresser, a gifted violinist, maternally aware, an art connoisseur and most importantly she has a body worthy of ferocious mounting. She is the daughter of Robert Mortimer, a wealthy industrialist and has made a fine addition to the Maxwell stock.

Sir Peter had the honour of taking her virginity on her wedding night since it is Maxwell family tradition that the father of the groom is entitled to first blood.

Richard shows little interest in his wife instead preferring to spend his time with his friends who have been dubbed the ?Junior Old Dogs? by a certain society magazine. This has resulted in Sir Peter spending many nights in Lady Anne?s chamber satisfying her natural female urges.

Lady Anne is currently pregnant although it is unclear whether the father is Richard or Sir Peter himself but Richard has agreed to take responsibility for the child and raise him in the Maxwell tradition.

Relish XXX · 06-02-2005, 04:44 AM

This is the main guest bedroom, Nelson Mandela recently slept here with his wife Winnie. I found a grouping of servants outside the door on the night Nelson was a guest; they were chuckling at the noises coming from the room. From what I could hear, Nelson was mounting his wife quite furiously, which reminded me of one of those nature programmes on BBC1. I had a servant hide many of the valuable items when Nelson stayed; let us not forget he is a convicted criminal.

iwantchixx · 06-02-2005, 05:09 AM

holy crap this guy's a wingnut.

Manowar · 06-02-2005, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

?One day you?ll follow in my footsteps and fail you?re exams here too?

TheSwed · 06-02-2005, 05:19 AM

*lol*funny shit

junction · 06-02-2005, 05:31 AM

Pure genius.

Gawdy · 06-02-2005, 05:35 AM

LOL Great site, I love to see people who are so not politicaly correct its great

tradermcduck · 06-02-2005, 05:42 AM

Relish XXX · 06-02-2005, 05:59 AM

I wasnt sure if it was real or not at first.

dunefield · 06-02-2005, 06:25 AM

hahaha that site is class...

Terry · 06-02-2005, 06:29 AM

HAHAHAHA this shit is funny!!!

eroswebmaster · 06-02-2005, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Sixteen-year-old Natasha gave birth to her daughter Amani in November. I can only assume she is dyslexic and her daughters name is an attempt at paying homage to a fashion label

LOL that's funny...what's even funnier is a true story my best friend's mother told us about when she was a teacher.

There was this little black girl back in 1970's Texas and her name was Pajamas'
pronounced Padge - uh - may.

The mother saw the name in a Sears catalogue and thought it was French...LOL it was pajamas the sleep wear.

Then another time my youngest niece went to school with two little black twins.
katrina and Latrina...LOL I'm sure the one will appreciate being named after a toilet.

eroswebmaster · 06-02-2005, 07:24 AM

LOL the job is for "Court Jester."

Job Description A jug eared Irishman is required to fill the very rewarding role of court jester at the Maxwell estate. This position requires strong clownish attributes, which makes the position ideal for a semi retarded drunken Irishman. Sir Peter?s sense of humour quite varied so a basic understanding of all entertainment mediums would be an advantage although training will be provided for the right applicant. HOMOSEXUALS NEED NOT APPLY
Qualifications None
Compensation Six bags of potatoes a month
How to Apply Email Sir Peter a joke.

Machete_ · 06-02-2005, 07:25 AM

great link

Lee · 06-02-2005, 07:49 AM

hehe

"Whilst addressing the US congress Sir Peter received an hour-long standing ovation when he referred to French President Jacques Chirac as a cheese-eating poofter."

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Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	Kimberley is a young prostitute who applied for the position of ?Massage Therapist? advertised on Sir Peter?s website. Kimberly is a single mother from South London and arrived at the Maxwell estate dressed in a tight mini skirt and skimpy top. She performed admirably in her interview which consisted of a brief chat in the sauna followed by an all over body massage in Sir Peter?s private chamber. After the massage Sir Peter is said to have remarked ?I view her in much the same was as Osama Bin Laden views a aeroplane, I can?t wait to get into her black box and I hope she goes down soon? Kimberly will be living at the estate full time during the week and will be spending the weekends back in London with her two children. She will reside in the west wing of the main house where Sir Peter will have easy access should he fancy pursuing an evening mount. __________________

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Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	Lady Anne is the wife of Sir Peter?s youngest son Richard. She has recently turned nineteen. She is intelligent, beautiful, elegant, tasteful, witty, courageous, intellectual, a fine dresser, a gifted violinist, maternally aware, an art connoisseur and most importantly she has a body worthy of ferocious mounting. She is the daughter of Robert Mortimer, a wealthy industrialist and has made a fine addition to the Maxwell stock. Sir Peter had the honour of taking her virginity on her wedding night since it is Maxwell family tradition that the father of the groom is entitled to first blood. Richard shows little interest in his wife instead preferring to spend his time with his friends who have been dubbed the ?Junior Old Dogs? by a certain society magazine. This has resulted in Sir Peter spending many nights in Lady Anne?s chamber satisfying her natural female urges. Lady Anne is currently pregnant although it is unclear whether the father is Richard or Sir Peter himself but Richard has agreed to take responsibility for the child and raise him in the Maxwell tradition. __________________

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Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	This is the main guest bedroom, Nelson Mandela recently slept here with his wife Winnie. I found a grouping of servants outside the door on the night Nelson was a guest; they were chuckling at the noises coming from the room. From what I could hear, Nelson was mounting his wife quite furiously, which reminded me of one of those nature programmes on BBC1. I had a servant hide many of the valuable items when Nelson stayed; let us not forget he is a convicted criminal. __________________

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	LOL the job is for "Court Jester." Job Description A jug eared Irishman is required to fill the very rewarding role of court jester at the Maxwell estate. This position requires strong clownish attributes, which makes the position ideal for a semi retarded drunken Irishman. Sir Peter?s sense of humour quite varied so a basic understanding of all entertainment mediums would be an advantage although training will be provided for the right applicant. HOMOSEXUALS NEED NOT APPLY Qualifications None Compensation Six bags of potatoes a month How to Apply Email Sir Peter a joke. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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