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So Fucking Outlawed
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do you talk during sex ?
what do you say ??
who's pussy is this ?? who's your daddy? please be specific! ![]() |
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".....do I know you?"
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So Fucking Outlawed
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my gf asks me "is it already inside?"
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Fucked if I know
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"Waitaminute, you mean I'm not dreaming this?"
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"Please don't cum in my hair"
"Oops, sorry about that" |
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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I like to type during sex..... *pant pant*
sometimes right at the end, my finger start to curl up and get stuck on the keysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Text Writer
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oh, hell ya ;)
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"that's not how your mom does it"
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four score and seven years ago....
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Fucked if I know
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Aright....
To be honest, I really enjoy SEX RODEO. Have your GF/Wife put her hair into a pony tail or single braid. Start having sex with her from behind, while holding on by the pony tail only You can only use one hand (just like regular rodeo) Then in the middle of sex, say "Wow baby, from back here you look just like my secretary!" Now try to stay on for 8 seconds.
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"Scream - and I'll kill you"
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"you like that don't you dave"
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Yeah, I'm a dirty talker, haha. I don't scream or anything though, my style is more of a breathless whisper in the ear.
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The one and only!
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oh fuck oh yeah oh fuck oh yeah. fuck me with that big cock.
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Pounding Googlebot
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I often have SEO conversations during sex, screaming out META Tag, META Tags!!
WG
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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I don't speak at all but I found out that I like when girls are talking nasty
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I almost NEVER talk during sex....
With my last GF I used to say her name....
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I just started saying nasty things at the end. Not important what really. Sort of embarrassing.
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*lol OMG I love this thread already
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"YES, I AM a doctor and NO I can't get a read on your body temp yet."
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Yes pretty much always..depending on the mood and what is going on will determine what is said and at what tone... hehe sometimes just telling him your deepest fantasy that he may or may not get to do to you hehe
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You should see my pickup lines, I have the best GooglePriorityID out there. Its like putty for women. WG
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I feel its usually the best time to make a phone call or two.
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I let her do the talking
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So Fucking Outlawed
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"what does this button do ? "
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Im warning you, dont push the button!!!
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yes -- i sometimes cheer myself on like this: "...you GO, boyee -- you HIT that shet --- hawd! -- yay-ah, boyeee -- lookit-choo, hittin' tha shet sow hawd..." and sometimes, i just compliment my own ass --
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Depends on the mood and whom I'm with.
What works best for me is saying stuff in Italian (I speak it fluent). Most women just melt when hearing it ![]() The real dinger is if I'm actually into the women or not. If I actually care then I say nice things. Otherwise sometimes I'll say some crazy ass funny shit in Italian...and the women thinks I'm being all romantic, lol. Being Bi-lingual has its perks, lol. |
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yes, sometimes
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"i'll have to charge you extra for this"
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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So Fucking Outlawed
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Want it hard and rough baby? ;)
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