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				subservientchicken/subserviantpresident script
			 
			any idea where to get the basic 'backend' script of a subservientchicken.com style of thingy ? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	basically, for anyone not familiar with what i mean, it would recognize keywords and phrases in inputted text, and then draw an apprioriate response, in flash, from a data base... i dont know if its siomething that can be purchased off the shelf' or does it need to be specially programmed ? if so where or how much ? thanks in advance TGITC  | 
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		 Self Serving Bumpety Bump Bump ! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Would probably have to get it custom coded. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Interested also... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 you want one too eh ? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	tell yah what... when we find one, lets go 'halvfsies' and have a copy each... cool eh... thats the ovwerall cost just been cut by 50% ! Any one else ? If we get another 10 or so, well... it will be as good as free But.............. Shhhhhh....... You keep stum, and with any luck... Theyll never know  | 
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		 So... It might need to be custom xoded then ? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	ok well thats cool... now im in it with Odin88, I can probably afford to... Anyone out there any good atr the old coding then ???  | 
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		 I can do it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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				ok cool...
			 
			So flashfreak... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	How much my friend ? if you rather say off the board, then please email me.... tgitc at tgitc dot com Thanks  | 
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		 i will be ICQing flash freak tommorow am, but in the meantine... Any1 else help out ? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 ODin 88 NP lets see how it pans out... Im currently ICQing Flash... So this message can serve as a bumpty bump for the day shift... Most of my posts have been made at nioght... I guess im nocternal! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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